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Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers
#22776831 - 01/13/16 11:46 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a cat and I love her to death. However sometimes I cannot help but feel like there is an annoying as woman trying to get my attention. It just seems like they are two of the same sometimes.. Anyone else relate?
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: BoomRad] 4
#22776838 - 01/13/16 11:51 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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you better pet that fucking kitty right now.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: BoomRad]
#22776843 - 01/13/16 11:54 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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cats are like women. Yes
when u r around the cat rubs up on u. Wants to be pet and fed
but when ur not around the cats like 'oh? This is your couch mother fucker?' ...claws come out
women are like 'oh? This is your heart mother fucker?
This is why i buy backpage hookers and own a doberman
women
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: BoomRad]
#22777006 - 01/14/16 01:17 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Free murder?
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: BoomRad]
#22777328 - 01/14/16 06:01 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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We had a cat that I remember since I was little and I remember the day she fell off the table and started having seizures. That was some damn sad shit.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: BoomRad]
#22806168 - 01/21/16 06:12 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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this is my cat.
she has some wild cat genes. shes pretty independent but affectionate, and a little derp. i love her.

i guess some cats can be more clingy than others. all creatures have their own personality.
My mum has a 19 year old cat. its deaf and when it gets to my mums bed, it just shrieks like a ghoul continuously until someone comes to stroke her. She doesnt care, she can't hear herself. Cats are still social animals in some ways. Everyone wants some loving.
I havent met any shrieking deaf women so can't make the comparison.
Her brother used to be my favourite, hes dead now but he would limp straight towards me and follow me everywhere whenever i visited my mum. he would limp up the stairs, then limp down the stairs, just to be close to me. Then he would dribble with satisfaction while purring when i stroked him.
It must be quite boring being a cat, especially an old one because you don't get up to much except eat, sleep, piss and shit. A little bit of stroking is goes a long way. Purring is healthy for them and for you so some attention is important.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: Tipote]
#22806210 - 01/21/16 06:55 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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my cat is a stage 5 clinger for sure. he's cool though, he'll lay in the bathroom sink just so he can hang with me while I take a dump. he likes to hug too, if i pick him up he will wrap his little arms around me and squeeze me and purr. lol fag
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22806220 - 01/21/16 07:04 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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I always liked cats, until I had to live with one...
I used to think cows were the most annoying obnoxious animals, nope it's cats, however, if I had a cow living in my house, I'd prolly change my mind again...
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: hostileuniverse]
#22806231 - 01/21/16 07:12 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think cats are much different than dogs really.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: larry.fisherman] 5
#22806511 - 01/21/16 09:38 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cats are some of the most chill creatures in existence. If you want annoying, dogs are annoying. I can deal with cats meowing and looking to be pet, but I can't stand the fact that every time I go to someone's house with a dog, the dog constantly jumps on me. The only thing worse than an excited dog that jumps on you, is when someone has multiple excited dogs.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#22806679 - 01/21/16 10:48 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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XLCaps said: I don't think cats are much different than dogs really.
Dogs are much higher maintenance than cats. Think of the neediest girlfriend you ever had as a dog and the chillest girlfriend as a cat.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: zappaisgod]
#22806696 - 01/21/16 10:57 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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XLCaps said: I don't think cats are much different than dogs really.
Dogs are much higher maintenance than cats. Think of the neediest girlfriend you ever had as a dog and the chillest girlfriend as a cat.
Chillest girlfriend? Damn, you must have dated some psychos if a cat is a good example of the chillest gf
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: bloodsheen] 2
#22806716 - 01/21/16 11:05 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe you didn't love your cats enough.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: bloodsheen]
#22806737 - 01/21/16 11:13 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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XLCaps said: I don't think cats are much different than dogs really.
Dogs are much higher maintenance than cats. Think of the neediest girlfriend you ever had as a dog and the chillest girlfriend as a cat.
Chillest girlfriend? Damn, you must have dated some psychos if a cat is a good example of the chillest gf
All of my cats have been quite chill. One of my wife's cats was an asshole but she's gone, hallelujah.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: BoomRad] 1
#22806751 - 01/21/16 11:16 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lawd I hate dogs, stinking shit eating mouth breathers.
Cats don't need a lot of attention if you let them outside.
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: zappaisgod]
#22806771 - 01/21/16 11:24 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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XLCaps said: I don't think cats are much different than dogs really.
Dogs are much higher maintenance than cats. Think of the neediest girlfriend you ever had as a dog and the chillest girlfriend as a cat.
That's what i thought until i got a cat. My dogs at least earn a little extra attention through their emotional support and giving. My cat demands attention constantly on the other hand. Well not constantly, only at the most inconvenient times. Ie not when i'm sitting on the couch watching TV for hours on end, but only when I'm trying to get to my car or make dinner or take a shit or literally do anything. She will meow and meow and meow until you pick her up. Then two seconds later she wants to be put down. And somewhere through our relationship she determined we would prefer live rodents in the house to dead ones Don't get me wrong i love that little cunt But chill she is not...
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: JacksonMetaller]
#22806778 - 01/21/16 11:26 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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JacksonMetaller said:
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XLCaps said: I don't think cats are much different than dogs really.
Dogs are much higher maintenance than cats. Think of the neediest girlfriend you ever had as a dog and the chillest girlfriend as a cat.
That's what i thought until i got a cat. My dogs at least earn a little extra attention through their emotional support and giving. My cat demands attention constantly on the other hand. Well not constantly, only at the most inconvenient times. Ie not when i'm sitting on the couch watching TV for hours on end, but only when I'm trying to get to my car or make dinner or take a shit or literally do anything. She will meow and meow and meow until you pick her up. Then two seconds later she wants to be put down. And somewhere through our relationship she determined we would prefer live rodents in the house to dead ones Don't get me wrong i love that little cunt But chill she is not...
Yea, thank you. Outside of the whole "needing to be taken out and walked" thing, I think dogs are just as likely to be chill as cats
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: bloodsheen]
#22806801 - 01/21/16 11:34 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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XLCaps said: I don't think cats are much different than dogs really.
Dogs are much higher maintenance than cats. Think of the neediest girlfriend you ever had as a dog and the chillest girlfriend as a cat.
That's what i thought until i got a cat. My dogs at least earn a little extra attention through their emotional support and giving. My cat demands attention constantly on the other hand. Well not constantly, only at the most inconvenient times. Ie not when i'm sitting on the couch watching TV for hours on end, but only when I'm trying to get to my car or make dinner or take a shit or literally do anything. She will meow and meow and meow until you pick her up. Then two seconds later she wants to be put down. And somewhere through our relationship she determined we would prefer live rodents in the house to dead ones Don't get me wrong i love that little cunt But chill she is not...
Yea, thank you. Outside of the whole "needing to be taken out and walked" thing, I think dogs are just as likely to be chill as cats
My cat has actually started coming on walks too... Which is fine because I don't "need" to walk her, but her little legs can't keep up and she looks so lost and confused if we don't wait up on her and starts meowing loudly. It pisses the dogs off so much
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Re: Cats are sometimes annoying as stage five clingers [Re: BoomRad]
#22806892 - 01/21/16 12:13 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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I feel you I can only handle an independent cat The "stage five clinger" is bad pussy.
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