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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: bloodsheen]
#22790851 - 01/17/16 03:14 PM (8 years, 13 days ago) |
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Probably banging a girl in her shitty ass raw dog.
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dr_gonz
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: dr_gonz]
#22792480 - 01/17/16 10:46 PM (8 years, 12 days ago) |
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In high school I onced boned a fat chick on her heavy flowing period and ended up owing my mom fifty bucks. Woke up the next morning with a hellish hangover, didn't help I was trying in vain to bleach my now pretty red sheets back to white. So glad she didn't accept my offer to eat her out in hindsight. When she left that night she tried to make snow angels in someone's yard. Problem with that is the ground was only about 30% snow covered. T'was a funny looking mud angel if I ever saw one.
P.S. Women how do you remove period blood stains from fabric? It's like iron-based red lacquer.
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Jufin


Registered: 03/31/08
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Loc: Australia
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #67]
#22797351 - 01/18/16 11:45 PM (8 years, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: In high school I onced boned a fat chick on her heavy flowing period and ended up owing my mom fifty bucks. Woke up the next morning with a hellish hangover, didn't help I was trying in vain to bleach my now pretty red sheets back to white. So glad she didn't accept my offer to eat her out in hindsight. When she left that night she tried to make snow angels in someone's yard. Problem with that is the ground was only about 30% snow covered. T'was a funny looking mud angel if I ever saw one.
P.S. Women how do you remove period blood stains from fabric? It's like iron-based red lacquer.
Why'd you owe your mom fifty bucks? Did you have a bet going with your mom that you would bone her and you lost?
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
The Farfarer.



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jufin] 1
#22797485 - 01/19/16 01:16 AM (8 years, 11 days ago) |
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Lot of outdoor fucking. Although my favorite had to have been a threesome outdoors in a thunderstorm with an audience of about 15-20 people. And an ovation afterwards. I was just focused on what we where doing. One of my friends who was watching it though described it as "what I could only imagine it would look like when the Norse gods have sex"
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bloodsheen
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I've changed my mind, I want you to take me under your wing to teach me your ways of looking like a giant hairy weirdo but still getting so much pussy. I don't get it
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
The Farfarer.



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: bloodsheen]
#22797542 - 01/19/16 01:41 AM (8 years, 11 days ago) |
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/shrug. If I ever get that one figured out I'd write a book and make millions. But it seems like the key ingredients are just to be friendly, respectful, and confident. Treat them like people instead of just a collection of holes to fuck. and focus more on getting to know them as a person than on getting your dick wet. Not try and force anything to happen, but to just go with the flow.
Always seemed to work for me. and every time I tried changing that strategy and actually go after someone in particular. it never worked.
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Anonymous #67
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Jufin]
#22798597 - 01/19/16 10:53 AM (8 years, 11 days ago) |
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Jufin I owed my mom fifty wingwangs because the girl and I pilfered my mom's two fifths of Dissarono (sp?) and about ten Bud Light bottles. Safe to say she was pissed and I was hungover and did a mental marathon of shame. It's why I don't have more than a few drinks anymore. When I drink a donkeyload I end up wishing I had slept with a donkey instead the next morning.
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