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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #22805582 - 01/20/16 10:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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lifeiswhatyoumake said:

You think that having a 4/100 chance of getting pregnant if properly pulled out in a year is good odds?
You and I have different definitions of good odds in this context.
That's IF the guy properly pulls out EVERY TIME. 
Sometimes the guy will probably mess up and forget.

Have fun getting pregnant  :rolleyes:




You do realize that condoms are only 90% effective, and that even the best forms of birth control are 99% effective by comparison, right?

Just saying, pullout method can be a great method if you're with a partner who has good self-control.

96% efficacy is really not bad odds, it's right up there along with the rhythm method. And it actually beats condoms, which by the way, I can say that I have never had a condom break on me before.

Edited by Crystal G (01/20/16 11:04 PM)

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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #22805593 - 01/20/16 10:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've broken too many condoms to have full-faith in them for sure.

I've pulled out more over the years than I'd like to admit, but it never ever feels like it was a good idea after I bust.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #22805596 - 01/20/16 10:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

isn't there only a 3 day window in which woman can get pregnant?  if so work around the window.

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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: enlightened seed]
    #22805603 - 01/20/16 10:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

something like that.

but sperm can survive in the deep vag for like a week or more I think.


those homies just camp out and case the spot until they pop on in there.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: enlightened seed]
    #22805632 - 01/20/16 11:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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enlightened seed said:
isn't there only a 3 day window in which woman can get pregnant?  if so work around the window.




Yes, and that is called the rhythm method. Some women, especially women with regular periods, know exactly when they are ovulating. So you can either pull out or use condoms within that 3 day window.

Sperm can survive for 2-3 days in the vagina though, hence why the rhythm method is also only 94-96% effective.

Pro tip: When the vaginal fluids resemble egg yolk, that is when she is ovulating.

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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #22810379 - 01/22/16 09:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Here's another pro tip:  Oral sex.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #22810412 - 01/22/16 09:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I must've never been with anyone who was ovulating because I've never seen something that looked like egg yolk coming out of a vagina. Actually if I had, I'd probably run away.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22810438 - 01/22/16 10:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

That is usually some kind of infection.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: danielx]
    #22810493 - 01/22/16 10:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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danielx said:
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shLong said:
So did you pull out or bust inside of her?

If you went inside, why?




I pulled out.

I understand everyone's concerns, it could happen right? Shit scared me too, that's why I was trying to talk myself out of it, but like crystalg just said above it actually works pretty well.

I used it for 10 years with success. Always pissed before fucking to clear out any possible precum.



What happens if you cum on her stomach and she rubs the cum right into her pussy hole?

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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22810804 - 01/22/16 11:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I clean the cum up for her with a towel, if she was crazy enough to immediately push my DNA into her vagina I'd definitely spike her drink with a morning after pill and never fuck her again.

She wasn't serious about the baby, think she was just horny/emotional at the time, she never asked me to cum inside of her, and we both had a conversation acknowledging how unwise it would be at this point.

The sex was really really good. Crazy sex is great, so is hate/make up sex with your ex. We fucked 5 times in one hour, just straight ravaged all of her holes.

My brother asked if I had been talking with my ex, and when I told him the story he got pretty pissed off. Rightfully so, leave that crazy bitch alone is usually everyone's sentiment with this kind of thing, but she is really hot and getting hotter as she ages, when the sex is good, and when quite frankly I still enjoy hanging out with her, I doubt I'll be able to walk away anytime soon.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: danielx]
    #22810834 - 01/22/16 12:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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if she was crazy enough to immediately push my DNA into her vagina I'd definitely spike her drink with a morning after pill and never fuck her again.





I dunno.

I think the crazy turns you on man.  im glad someone else is giving you shit about it too and not just me :lol:

tell the bro I said cheers


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22810864 - 01/22/16 12:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hell yeah the crazy turns me on, just admitted that last post. Crazy sex is the best sex.

Who likes banging emotionally stable happy woman? So vanilla.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: danielx]
    #22810881 - 01/22/16 12:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I like the afterwards when there's no drama :shrug:


you can find some freaky vanilla brah


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22810915 - 01/22/16 12:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Can you honestly say you or someone you know has found that gem of a woman who doesn't bring drama? I'd love to be proved wrong one day.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: danielx] * 2
    #22810929 - 01/22/16 12:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I have.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22810933 - 01/22/16 12:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
That is usually some kind of infection.




No it isn't. When I say "egg-yolk" I should really mean more like "raw egg-whites"


Quote:

Phase 3: Ovulation

Just before and during ovulation the cervical fluid changes again in consistency to a stretchy egg-yolk like discharge, this is your fertile mucus.




http://www.acuhealthcare.ie/when-am-i-most-fertile/

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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #22810942 - 01/22/16 12:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I have.




Yeah? And I've met good asain drivers.

:stares at crystal:


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: danielx]
    #22810956 - 01/22/16 12:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

As far as we know Crystal does not drive like sprinkles.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: danielx]
    #22811050 - 01/22/16 01:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
Can you honestly say you or someone you know has found that gem of a woman who doesn't bring drama? I'd love to be proved wrong one day.



you probably won't cause you're always looking at the shitty side of things.




I know one that's pretty drama free.
maybe ill end up with her maybe i wont, but i know those unicorns exist.


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Re: my crazy ex wants me to impregnate her, talk me out of sex. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #22815298 - 01/23/16 02:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Quote:

danielx said:ill pull out of course





Do you think that pulling out will eliminate all chances of her getting pregnant?
Get educated.
Pulling out does NOT work for not getting some one pregnant.





Pulling out actually does work

Quote:

Of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 4 will become pregnant each year if they always do it correctly. Of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 27 will become pregnant each year if they don't always do it correctly.








You think that having a 4/100 chance of getting pregnant if properly pulled out in a year is good odds?
You and I have different definitions of good odds in this context.
That's IF the guy properly pulls out EVERY TIME. 
Sometimes the guy will probably mess up and forget.

Have fun getting pregnant  :rolleyes:




I haven't used a condom in 3 years. All the girls here already have kids. At least 1. So they're all fixed. I've hooked up with 5 girls and 1 tranny. In that time. 1 girl had 7. She was just a good hook up fucked for 2 hours and went to work. First and only black girl I've slept with.

I've been trying to taste the rainbow. Now I need to find an Indian girl. The last was Mexican. :lol:

Never had any stds or the worst of all. Pregnancy. I always took precaution for any of my long term relationships. I'll personally drive your ass to the clinic and pay for it. Condoms fucking suck.


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