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frogsheath Stranger Registered: 02/18/02 Posts: 915 Loc: Chicago, Illinoi Last seen: 8 years, 9 months |
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Any fans of that t.v. show? I loved it. It was only on for what? a couple seasons though. I saw maybe 5-6 episodes. Most were pretty funny. One of the best is when Chris is outraged by the ants he sees in his neighbors' take-out Chinese food (and the dead rat that falls out of his milk carton into his corn flakes) so he takes it upon himself to become a food inspector. He gets caught up in corruption in the industry --turns a blind eye to the puppies being born in restaurant kitchens (because he is paid off 5 dollars). Finally, sickened by the corruption, he breaks down and testifies before a senate subcommitee putting himself at risk --ala Meryl Streep in that movie about the chick who testifies against the nuclear industry. The show usually had weird plots like that but they worked because that dude Chris was so fuckin' bizarre.
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frogsheath Stranger Registered: 02/18/02 Posts: 915 Loc: Chicago, Illinoi Last seen: 8 years, 9 months |
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o.k. here's an episode guide for anyone who might be interested:
1. 09/23/90 "TERROR ON THE HELL LOOP 2000" (pilot) Chris Elliott, Adam Resnick, David Mirkin / David Mirkin Chris persuades Larry to take the day off work and go to an amusement park to ride the all-new Hell Loop roller coaster, but they get stuck in the loop. [Additional producer for this episode: Jason Shubb; Music: Go-Go's/Head Over Heels; originally aired Sunday/8:30pm] Connie Bristol .... Julie Brown Mr. Simon ......... Graham Jarvis Angelica .......... Lee Garlington Ride Operator ..... Tracy Walter Engineer .......... Michael G. Hagerty 2. 09/30/90 "THE PRETTIEST WEEK OF MY LIFE" Adam Resnick, Chris Elliott / David Mirkin Chris enrolls at the Handsome Boy modeling school, and becomes a male model named Sparkles. Unfortunately his career is shattered when asked to pose topless, but Chris goes on to fulfill his dream of appearing in a runway show at a department store. [music: Pretty Woman] Ted Bains ......... Brian Doyle Murray Sapphire .......... Tuc Watkins Photographer ...... Duke Moosekian Stage Manager ..... Willie Leong 3. 10/07/90 "DADICUS" Marjorie Gross / Tony Dow In an effort to preserve his status among the paperboys, Chris persuades Fred to compete in the annual father & son paperboy tournament. It seems that things have changed quite a bit since their old days of sack races and egg-carrying however. [music: Star Trek TOS fight theme] Dr. Kramer ........ Earl Boen Fletcher .......... James Hampton Otto .............. David Tom Rick .............. Clint Carmichael Guy Henry ......... Paul Coufos Eddie ............. Wesley Jonathan Billy ............. Bo Sharon 4. 10/14/90 "A FAMILY AFFAIR" Ian Gurvitz / Dwayne Hickman Chris falls in love with Sharon's sister younger sister Charleene, who has just broken up with her boyfriend. They have a brief but torrid affair. [music: How Deep is Your Love] Charleene ......... Blair Tefkin Morgan ............ Tommy Hinkley Ted ............... Larry Cedar Betty ............. Deborah Benson Usher ............. Timothy Davis-Reed 5. 10/21/90 "PILE OF DEATH" Chris Elliott, Adam Resnick / Peter Baldwin When his beloved childhood playground is condemned by the city, Chris decides to raise money to save it by setting a world record for having stuff piled on top of him. [music: That's What I Want] Himself ........... Jack Jones Mr. Pipp .......... Clive Revill Dr. Kramer ........ Earl Boen Spectator ......... Cathy Cahn Ben Spangler ...... Hal Landon, Jr. Billy ............. Bo Sharon Eddie ............. Wesley Jonathan Danny ............. Benjamin Diskin 6. 11/04/90 "PAPERBOY 2000" (90305) Adam Markowitz, Bill Freiberger / Peter Baldwin Chris and the other paperboys are fired and replaced by the new totally automated Paperboy-2000. When the machine runs amok, Chris has to come to the rescue. [Note: this episode was also known as "Chris Peterson is a Steel Drivin' Man"; End: Chris is killed by the Paperboy 2000] Dr. Kramer ........ Earl Boen Mr. Martin ........ Graham Jarvis Ben Spangler ...... Hal Landon, Jr. Mrs. Wilson ....... Mink Stole Mrs. Trogden ...... Marion Dugan Eddie ............. Wesley Jonathan Billy ............. Bo Sharon 7. 11/11/90 "DRIVERS LICENSE" David Mirkin / David Mirkin Chris falls in love with a new waitress, but she won't go out with him unless he picks her up in a car. Unfortunately Chris does not have a license. After flunking the driving test, he steals Fred's car to go on the date and winds up in a high-speed chase with the police. Jane .............. Anastasia Barzee Officer Hickox .... Don Sparks Officer Gordon .... Michael Leopard Billy ............. Bo Sharon Eddie ............. Wesley Jonathan 8. 11/18/90 "THE SITTING" Miguel Furman, Marjorie Cross, Adam Resnick / David Steinberg Chris gets a job as a housesitter for a woman along his paper route, but the house turns out to be haunted. Mrs. Cowan ........ Dorothy Patterson Stacy ............. Katherine Kamhi Pizza Guy ......... Keith Anthony Burglar ........... David Permenter Demon Dog Louie ... Lulu 9. 12/02/90 "BORED STRAIGHT" Marjorie Gross / David Mirkin After accidentally straying into the bad side of town and being taunted by a street gang, Chris decides tries to try and rehabilitate the young ruffians. Biff .............. Kirk Geiger Snake ............. David Kriegel Natalie ........... Melissa Baum 10. 12/16/90 "ZOO ANIMALS ON WHEELS" Adam Resnick / Peter Baldwin Much to Sharon's horror, Chris auditions for her local theater group and is cast as the male-lead in their latest musical production. [Note: the end credits feature Chris dancing to "Alley Cat"] Hastings .......... Craig Richard Nelson Jason ............. Martin Grey Hyena #1 .......... David Martel Bryant Hyena #2 .......... Lloyd Tee Williams Seal .............. Debi Derryberry Giraffe ........... Robert Yacko Police Chief/Lion . Ken J. Letner 11. 01/06/91 "ROOTS" Adam Markowitz, Bill Freiberger / Dwayne Hickman While searching through a box in the attic, Chris finds an old receipt and a photo of himself as a baby with an Amish couple. Chris realizes he must have been adopted and his real name is "Emmett". He then leaves on a quest to find his real parents. Fred and Gladys must find him. Jedidiah .......... Steven Gilborn Marta ............. Elsa Raven 12. 02/03/91 "THE COUNTERFEIT WATCH STORY" (90312) Adam Resnick / David Mirkin Chris saves up to buy a $100 Chrono-Sync 2000 underwater watch, but it falls apart the very first time in the shower. He then becomes part of a sting operation in an attempt to catch the crooks who are responsible. [end: Chris gets shot in the head by a cop] Richardson ........ Kevin Scannell Tom ............... Richard Foronjy Vic ............... Duke Moosekian Salesman .......... Bradley Mott Owens ............. Charles Walker 13. 02/10/91 "CHRIS VS. DONALD" Adam Resnick / Dwayne Hickman The Peterson's have their annual family reunion, but Chris dreads the appearance of Donald, his more-successful arch rival in the family. Cousin Donald ..... Jacke Earle Haley Uncle Sid ......... Bill Cort Uncle Milt ........ James Keane Uncle Brad ........ David Wiley Aunt Molly ........ Pat Crawford Brown Aunt Tilly ........ Bibi Osterwald Aunt Kathy ........ Marte Boyle Slout 14. 02/24/91 "CHRIS WINS A CELEBRITY" Adam Resnick / Dean Parisot Chris enters a contest and wins a dream weekend living with his favorite TV talk show host Sandy Connors. [music: Afternoon Delight] Sandy ............. Martin Mull 15. 03/10/91 "HOUSEBOY 2000" Marjorie Gross / Peter Baldwin When Chris burns down Sharon's kitchen, he agrees to act as her servant to pay for the damage. She then proceeds to break his will and turn Chris into her willing slave. Larry must try and deprogram him. [music: Master and Servant] Mr. Hampton ....... Chuck Sloan Betty ............. Deborah Benson Woman ............. Jill Womack 16. 03/24/91 "MARRIED" David Mirkin / David Mirkin Chris falls in love with his soul-mate: leggy supermodel Nicolette Preston. They have a whirlwind romance, marriage, and divorce all in one day. [end: Chris is killed when one of those giant boulders falls on him] Nicolette ......... Deborah Shelton Patti ............. Lee Garlington Dr. Rand .......... Julie K. Payne Justice of the Peace .. Lewis Arquette 17. 03/31/91 "CAMPING 2000" Steve Pepoon / Dean Parisot It's time for Fred's regular solo camping trip, but Chris and Larry manage to convince Fred to let them go along. Once Fred manages to lose them in the woods, Chris and Larry eat wild berries which cause them to believe Fred is a homicidal maniac out for blood. Beautiful Woman ... Theresa Ring 18. 04/07/91 "THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER SHOW" {7.2/12} Adam Resnick / David Mirkin Chris idolizes construction workers, and his dream comes true when Fred hires three of them to extend the kitchen. Chris will do anything to be accepted by them, but his loyalties are tested when they try to rip-off his father. Chris is forced to engage in a dreaded tool-belt fight. [Note: this episode aired Sunday, at 8:30pm] Dick .............. Ritch Brinkley Ray ............... Mickey Jones Don ............... Peter Spellos Priest ............ David Doty 19. 04/21/91 "THE BIG CITY" Marjorie Gross / Peter Baldwin Chris decides to finally visit the big city, but upon arriving somebody slips him a mickey and his wallet is missing. When a newspaper reporter hears the story, her article dubs Chris "Walletboy" and he becomes the darling of the city. Everything crumbles when it is discovered that he actually just left the wallet at home. [end: Chris dies and turns into a skeleton while waiting for the City to forgive him; end credits feature Chris the skeleton being given a parade] May Evans ......... Anastasia Barzee Officer O'Meara ... Gerry Gibson J.D. Windell ...... John T. Olson Room Service Guy .. Robin Michael Cahall Lady of the Night . D.F. Horner Mayor ............. Art Kassul Shell Guy ......... Eric Kohner Fedora Guy ........ Adam Stone 20. 04/28/91 "NEPTUNE 2000" Steve Pepoon / David Mirkin The $19.99 submarine Chris ordered 20 years earlier finally arrives, but he has to persuade Fred to help him build it. They then become trapped underwater while taking the new sub for a test ride in the shower. [end: Chris dies an old man, waiting for a refund to show up] Young Chris ....... Brandon Crane 21. 05/12/91 "CHRIS AND LARRY SWITCH LIVES" Edd Hall / David Mirkin Chris activates a curse when he removes an arrowhead from an indian burial ground. The punishment: he must live his worst nightmare and trade lives with Larry. Jackie ............ Beth Broderick Bobby ............. Brady Bluhm Amy ............... Taylor Fry 22. 05/19/91 "PSYCHIC 2000" David Mirkin / David Mirkin Chris chokes to death while eating his morning cereal, he then comes back to life with the ability to see "flashbacks" from the future. He has a vision of Sharon being murdered, but nobody believes him. [end: Sharon strangles Chris to death] Ted ............... Larry Cedar Betty ............. Deborah Benson Abe Lincoln ....... Robert V. Barron Guy ............... Gary Bolen - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - ---------------- GET A LIFE ---------------- ** SECOND SEASON - 13 episodes (1991-92) ** Regular cast: Chris Peterson ................... Chris Elliott Gus Borden ....................... Brian Doyle-Murray Sharon Potter .................... Robin Riker Gladys Peterson .................. Elinor Donahue Fred Peterson .................... Bob Elliott Production staff: Producer ......................... David Latt Chris Elliott Adam Resnick Steve Pepoon Jace Richdale Executive Producer ............... David Mirkin 23. 11/09/91 "CHRIS MOVES OUT" (201) David Mirkin, Adam Resnick / David Mirkin Much to his parents amazement (and joy), Chris finally leaves home and rents a room with a "garage motif" from gruff ex-cop Gus Borden. [music: Georgy Girl; the end credits feature Gus sharpening his axe in the garage, while Chris sleeps in the background] 24. 11/16/91 "LARRY ON THE LOOSE" (202) Bob Odenkirk / David Mirkin Following a talk from Chris, Larry decides to leave Sharon and run away from home. Chris and Gus search the town for him, but after seeing Chris again Larry is gone for good. [Note: the end credits feature Chris playing in a tennis match] Larry ............. Sam Robards Wino .............. Anthony Mangano Morgue Attendant .. Larry Randolph Businessman ....... David Mirkin * 25. 11/23/91 "MEAT LOCKER 2000" (203) Jace Richdale / David Mirkin When Chris chases off Sharon's new boyfriend, she must use him to take her former beau's place at a dinner party. Chris and Sharon get trapped in her walk-in living room meat locker, and are forced to "share warmth". Chris tells Sharon that while he has considered her an evil, castrating, she-creature from hell, he also always found her to be quite shapely. [Note: the end credits feature clips of Sharon beating up Chris] Dr. Glen Morris ... Drew Pillsbury Janet ............. Marti Muller Tammy ............. Louan Gideon Bill .............. Michael Halpin 26. 11/30/91 "HEALTH INSPECTOR 2000" (204) {3.1/5} Steve Pepoon / Dean Parisot Chris joins the glamorous world of food inspecting but he is sickened by what he finds, until the $5 bribes start coming in. When his conscience catches up with him, Chris agrees to testify before a special committee. [music: "Money"; end: Chris has a hole shot through his stomach; the end credits feature Chris singing in his front yard, with a cat strapped to his face; episode aired Saturday, at 9:30pm] Rob ............... Thom Sharp Senator ........... Warren Frost Mysterious Voice .. Nick Toth Cook .............. Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Ernie ............. Charles Bazaldua 27. 12/07/91 "CHRIS GETS HIS TONSILS OUT" (205) {4.0/7} Andrew Gordon, Eileen Conn / David Mirkin Chris goes to the doctor after having a sore throat, and is terrified when told he needs a tonsillectomy. With his voice gone after the operation, Sharon torments Chris. His voice returns just in time for Chris to drop dead as one of the .001% who die from tonsillectomies. Dr. Garrett ....... Earl Boen Amy Potter ........ Taylor Fry 28. 12/14/91 "PRISONER OF LOVE" (206) {3.4/6} Charlie Kaufman / David Mirkin When his pen-pal Irma Jane Cooley is released from jail, Chris falls in love and convinces her to move in. Unfortunately Irma starts rebuilding her criminal empire, and Chris becomes her hostage when the police raid the place. [end: Chris dies after Gus accidentally shoots him about five times; news report at says: "Today's tense hostage situation thankfully resulted in only one death, 58-year old moron paperboy Chris Peterson"; the end credits feature Chris pleading out the window to the police that he is a real hostage] Irma .............. Nora Dunn Policeman #1 ...... Don Sparks Policeman #2 ...... John Putch 29. 12/21/91 "CHRIS THE ESCORT" (207) {4.3/8} Adam Resnick / John Fortenberry Chris goes to work at an escort service and becomes the kept man of an older woman, at least until her husband returns from the hospital. [Note: this episode has a "Benny Hill" chase scene ending; the end credits feature footage from a riot at a european soccer match] Margaret Gardner .. Dena Dietrich Henry Gardner ..... Ralph Manza Mark .............. Paul Feig Woman Interviewer . Twink Caplan Nancy ............. Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst Older Woman ....... Laurel Lockhart 30. 01/12/92 "GIRLFRIEND 2000" (208) {6.1/10} David Mirkin / David Mirkin After being hit by her car, Chris becomes madly obsessed with a woman scientist named Tricia Paddington. He decides to start stalking her until she goes out with him. Meanwhile, another woman stalks Chris. [music: "Obsesion"; end: Chris is stabbed to death by his stalker; the end credits feature Chris laying in the street being run over; this episode aired Sunday, at 10:00pm] Tricia ............ Emma Samms Evelyn ............ Amy Yasbeck Russell ........... Sandy Helberg Herbert ........... Nicholas Shaffer 31. 01/19/92 "CHRIS' BRAIN" (209) {6.5/10} Steve Pepoon / John Fortenberry The neighborhood is overrun by toxic waste, but Chris and Gus refuse to leave the house. After almost dying, they wake up to discover Chris has become a genius and Gus has an aptitude for origami. Chris decides the best use for his new abilities is to win every spelling bee. [Note: the extended version of the title for this episode is: "Chris' Brain Starts Working"; music: Strange Brew] World Judge ....... Matthew Faison Nax ............... Mitch Pileggi Brian ............. Tim Farrell Judge ............. Art Kassul Ivanovich ......... George Roth 32. 02/02/92 "BAD FISH" (210) {4.5/7} Bob Odenkirk / David Mirkin Chris decides to throw a party, and gets a wheelbarrow of shellfish as the main course. Nobody but Sharon shows up, and the fish turns out to be spoiled. It causes anyone who eats it to have temporary amnesia. Chris convinces them that they enjoy everything he does, such as dancing to "Alley Cat" all night long. [end: Sharon and Gus rip Chris' head off and kick it around the yard; the end credits feature more of Gus and Sharon's kicking] 33. 02/09/92 "SPEWEY AND ME" (211) {5.0/7} Jace Richdale / David Mirkin SPEWEY the alien (Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks), crashes into the back yard. Chris wants to protect him from the evil G-Men, but Gus sees the being bringing big bucks, perhaps from Michael Jackson's zoo. In the end, the alien turns out to be delicious (and self-saucing). Spewy ............. Arturo Gil Voice of Spewey ... Frank Welker Amy ............... Taylor Fry Brooks ............ Dave Florek Mason ............. Michael Frances Clarke Pebo Griffin ...... Rick Fitts 34. 03/01/92 "1977 2000" (212) {5.8/9} Charlie Kaufman / David Mirkin Chris makes a time travel drink to go back in time, in an attempt to prevent Gus from being thrown off the police force for taking a leak on his captain. Unfortunately the alternatives turn out to be worse. [end: Chris explodes after drinking the wrong potion; the end credits feature a shot of the burning remains of Chris' body] Kevin ............. Ron K. James Young Chris ....... Bo Sharon Captain Block ..... Art Kassul 35. 03/08/92 "CLIP SHOW" (213) {6.2/10} David Mirkin / David Mirkin Chris takes his first plane ride, but he falls out of the airliner when he thinks "EXIT" is a door to the rest room. Chris then precedes to recall situations (episodes) from his past in flashbacks. "The End?" Clips from the following episodes are used: 1, 2, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 14, 19, 18, 20, 33. Next is a montage sequence of Chris getting injured. [end: Chris is blown up after landing on a bed of plastic explosives] Stewardess ........ Theresa Ring Edited by frogsheath (11/13/02 07:52 PM)
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djfrog omgws!!!1! Registered: 10/22/00 Posts: 3,710 |
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That show was sick hysterical. I like the scene where the guy falls out of something really high landing on the middle of the street, and somehow he lands on a mattress in the street and is safe. He's all grinning, but as the camera pans away you see a sign that says the mattress is full of TNT. HAhaha the irony
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frogsheath Stranger Registered: 02/18/02 Posts: 915 Loc: Chicago, Illinoi Last seen: 8 years, 9 months |
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Ha! Didn't see that episode. According to the episode guide it was the finale. Some day i'll have the whole collection.
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aaron2347 Stranger Registered: 02/17/13 Posts: 10 Last seen: 3 years, 10 months |
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lol
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