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Anonymous #139

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #22419572 - 10/22/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Black people like to post eggplant emoji when they're talking about their dongs; I think that's what he's talking about :lol:

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Anonymous #123

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #139]
    #22419971 - 10/22/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's taco Tuesday douche. Yeah I've looked up the stats but it was just hurting my ego a bit. I feel like it's made-up or something. These scientists are just like "Yo let's make every guy feel better by dropping the average by two inches"

Then some bro with a pinny and neon hat is like "Totally bro! Jerk me off"

And they first bump while they literally measure dicks.

On another note 7.5". Every girl, like I said, sees it as fitting to Eggplant Friday. It's when you share that you have adick on social media. It's mostly to assert your dominance over the land, that you're an alpha and consequently have a big dick.

I've posted this Wang up a couple times. And I feel like everyone on here is bigger too.

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Anonymous #139

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #123]
    #22420112 - 10/22/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Go to google images, and search "Long Mint" :rolleyes:

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Anonymous #123

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #139]
    #22420217 - 10/22/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's website says it has a 9" er. That's wicked man. Compared to the hands lol see so now trannys have bigger dicks than me

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Anonymous #139

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #123]
    #22420265 - 10/22/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"It" :jiggletits:

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #123]
    #22423986 - 10/23/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I posted my first shroomery post in this thread LONG ago. But I've been feeling a bit weird as of late.

I guess I measure about 7.5" long and 6" around but I've recently felt emasculated by this girl talking about her boyfriend's size. We were watching fucked up porn (think like 2 girls one cup) and she was commenting about how small like 20 dudes dicks were. After a bit they all looked like my size roughly.

She soon said "Oh I'm really sorry" looked at me, and started laughing. She's only had one dude, I fucked her younger sister, whom I took her virginity.

Then shit like this whole eggplant Friday hurts me. I feel like all the girls I've been with have lied that I'm even above average...

Help me out guise!






You're fine man, don't worry about stupid shit like that, you have plenty of size in length and girth.  I worked at a condom company for a little bit when I lived out west, and I learned a thing or two about penis while working there, it was part of the job.

How many girls have actually measured your penis?  I bet none, so they really wouldn't know what they're talking about.  You're a guy so you're naturally going to place great significance on the size of your member, most guys do, you're going to be harder on yourself then any lady would.

Also when dealing with porn, I have a very small amount of experience with actual porn, they use lots of camera angles to make things appear larger than they really are, this is an industry standard.

So you have nothing to worry about regarding your penis size, but I would suggest being an overall good lover, learn what ladies want, learn to eat pussy well, kiss them bitches all over their body, make em melt and they're yours.

Also someone mentioned dildos, I don't see anything wrong with a lady fried having a dildo which is bigger than me, she knows I am going to use it on her when she sucks me off, so that's a win win, show confidence that her 10 inch pussy destroyer is no match for your porksword, ladies love a man that exudes confidence. 
Stick her dildo in her ass as you fuck her vag, or vice versa, I would stick a dildo in this one girls ass as she sucked me off and man when that thing got going on her ass she was sucking like crazy, made her horny as hell.  Any girl that places sexually arousal only on the size of their partners dick, is just a youngster when it comes to sexuality.  Sure a larger penis will visually turn a girl on, but when you start slamming her back out with it that's a different story, that's when those "ooo, aaahhs" turn into "ouch, get that thing out of me Mr. Horsecock"

Don't let a piece of rubber, plastic, whatever they make those things out of, stand in the way of you being a man, sure a woman might want something huge for the sheer excitement/novelty of it, but nothing beats a hot warm cock in their vag, so you got the dildo beat there my friend.


Part of the job I had to do was help interview people in San Francisco, usually we would target couples, but also found good replies from single folks too.  Regarding penis size, most women interviewed said 7in was ideal, not to big, and not to little, with more emphasis put on girth.

I hope this helps OP.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Lucis]
    #22424015 - 10/23/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Damn, I though you were gonna post your dick and make anon122 feel really insecure.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #22424275 - 10/23/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

.edit:  tried to upload a video but it's being buggy


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Anonymous #160

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Masked] * 1
    #22433592 - 10/25/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #160] * 2
    #22434286 - 10/25/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck, why not? I did in the last one :shrug:







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Anonymous #161

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: micro]
    #22460076 - 11/01/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #161]
    #22460796 - 11/01/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

damn thats a nice  dick


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Anonymous #160

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #161]
    #22462836 - 11/01/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:






with a perma-chub like that, you probably only gain 1-2 inches when it's hard

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Anonymous #111

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #160]
    #22462844 - 11/01/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

We need pics to confirm your theory.

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Anonymous #160

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #111] * 1
    #22462872 - 11/01/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

*sigh*

they told me what would happen if i ate shrooms...i just didn't listen :facepalm3:

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Anonymous #161

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #160]
    #22462981 - 11/01/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Edited by Anonymous (07/13/20 08:33 PM)

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Anonymous #161

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #161]
    #22463465 - 11/01/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Edited by Anonymous (07/13/20 12:13 PM)

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #161]
    #22463621 - 11/01/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nice!


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Anonymous #162

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus] * 1
    #22541701 - 11/18/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



Saw too many monster dicks in this thread, so I'm throwing my chode in the mix. I consider myself average or slightly below.. non erect it looks tiny as hell.. :lol: Never had any issues yet, glad I'm not stupid huge and I can go balls deep. :aweyeah:

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Anonymous #111

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #162]
    #22541713 - 11/18/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That's a nice dick

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