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OfflineCrystal G
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What Would My Future Children Be Like?
    #22508142 - 11/11/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Luvdemush's latest post in the sterilization thread has gotten me thinking...

What would my future children be like? I was thinking this could go one of two ways. They could either end up completely balls to the walls batshit insane and wild freaks like me, and basically be an exact replica of the motherfucking legend that is me...

OR, they could end up being stereotypical goody-two-shoes who grow up completely normal and successful. They will probably think of me as the "embarrassing mom" who is always telling stories about "my first gangbang" or "my favorite rehab experience" in front of all their teenage friends. LOL

The only reason I think the 2nd option is a feasibility, is because I've noticed that kids often end up being the total opposite of their parents. Conservative parents usually end up raising the most rebellious party animals, and party animal parents often end up raising the most studious, nerdy kids. It's weird, but I've seen it happen on sooooo many occasions.
Should I Start a Crowdfunding Campaign to Sterilize Myself?
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What would my kids end up being like?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (11/11/15 06:00 AM) to (No end specified)
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll



Edited by Crystal G (11/12/15 03:35 AM)


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Crystal G] * 8
    #22508150 - 11/11/15 07:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

They're gonna be fucked up. Why is there even a poll for this?


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I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22508151 - 11/11/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Do not mate.


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22508212 - 11/11/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Your years of indiscriminate sex and drug use should have left you barren like Kwystone pipeline real estate. Dont worry.


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: myc_check1212] * 2
    #22508310 - 11/11/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Any man that wants to impregnate ASAP a woman he just started dating really has some sort of mental disorder or a major psychological insecurity. :shrug:


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: qman]
    #22508314 - 11/11/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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qman said:
Any man that wants to impregnate ASAP a woman he just started dating really has some sort of mental disorder or a major psychological insecurity. :shrug:



So there a perfect match?


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 11
    #22508345 - 11/11/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
They're gonna be fucked up. Why is there even a poll for this?




You don't know this. CPS could find them really good homes.


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: koods]
    #22508377 - 11/11/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Well, you sound a lot like my mom was, and I ended up really fucked up. I voted against the sterilization thing but I think if you really want to have kids you're gonna have to change your life pretty drastically first.


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: koods]
    #22508396 - 11/11/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
They're gonna be fucked up. Why is there even a poll for this?




You don't know this. CPS could find them really good homes.



:rofl2:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22508425 - 11/11/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You can reproduce but I suggest it be with the most emotionally and mentally leveled guy with perfect mental health. It just might make good kids that way


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22508494 - 11/11/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I would get to know the guy a little bit before you have kids with him, but there's plenty of worse people out there having kids. 

Are you still on the subs?  Maybe get off those first so that you don't have a withdrawing baby.  That's always really sad for me to hear about.

Oh and to answer your question, it's all up to you, and the way you raise them.  How could we know the choices you will make, but I think you are perceptive enough to know what the right choices are.


Edited by moonrockmushy (11/11/15 09:15 AM)


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22508553 - 11/11/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

They will be born , fucked , then they will die


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22508572 - 11/11/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Didn't you talk once about parents engaging in sexual activities with their children for educational purposes?

Or am I thinking of someone else?


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: 1234go]
    #22509227 - 11/11/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

"daddy how did mommy die?"
:rofl:
'well uh, see uhmmm, about that...'


Edited by Konyap (11/11/15 12:45 PM)


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #22512340 - 11/12/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Didn't you talk once about parents engaging in sexual activities with their children for educational purposes?

Or am I thinking of someone else?




No. I talked about wanting to have sex with my son and his entire circle of friends once they turned 18. Get it right, man!

I mean, duhhh. Why wouldn't I want to have sex with my son? He would probably look exactly like a younger version of his dad.

Konyap's right though, I probably won't live long enough to see their 10th birthday.


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #22512360 - 11/12/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

1234go said:
Didn't you talk once about parents engaging in sexual activities with their children for educational purposes?

Or am I thinking of someone else?




No. I talked about wanting to have sex with my son and his entire circle of friends once they turned 18. Get it right, man!

I mean, duhhh. Why wouldn't I want to have sex with my son? He would probably look exactly like a younger version of his dad.





I was gonna comment more but then I saw this. That's fucking whack dude. Do you know how much that would fuck your kid up? :nonono:


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22512366 - 11/12/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
They're gonna be fucked up. Why is there even a poll for this?



:ilold: I don't think you've ever been more right about any single thing you've said ever. Your teacher has you painting with watercolors?! This is unacceptable, take this jar of blood I've collected from my reproductive organs and donations I received from depressed and suicidal people. You go show them how it's really done!

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Crystal G said:
Quote:

1234go said:
Didn't you talk once about parents engaging in sexual activities with their children for educational purposes?

Or am I thinking of someone else?




No. I talked about wanting to have sex with my son and his entire circle of friends once they turned 18. Get it right, man!

I mean, duhhh. Why wouldn't I want to have sex with my son? He would probably look exactly like a younger version of his dad.




You know, usually I would just assume this was a joke or playing along.. I really can't do that with you. I have to believe this a serious statement.

I don't believe in forced sterilization, I really don't care about the reasoning. It is not about "their rights" it's how that is one step down a slippery slope. If people start accepting this, imagine all the things that will eventually follow it. Maybe not within months or a couple of years, but eventually that envelope is going to keep getting pushed further. Eventually they are going to trample on even more "god given rights". As we continually dehumanize the "undesirables" the general population is going to accept an ever widening criteria on what can be done and to whom.

If that trend continues over countless years, and our species doesn't implode before it can reach those points, eventually you'll have to be a cookie cutter mold of what "they" say is acceptable behavior and stepping outside of that, is grounds for repercussions. Movies like Logan's Run, Gattaca and Equilibrium make for some decent examples of where this slope ends.


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22512428 - 11/12/15 02:30 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

They would probably commit suicide once they found out who their mother truly is


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: The Moose]
    #22512429 - 11/12/15 02:30 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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The Moose said:
I was gonna comment more but then I saw this. That's fucking whack dude. Do you know how much that would fuck your kid up? :nonono:




There was a guy in the anonymous forums years ago, who started a thread saying that he is sexually attracted to his daughter.

Not only that, he commented that this was something that was very common amongst all parents, it's just very taboo to actually go and do it.

If you think about it, your son or daughter is basically going to look like an exact, younger replica of your partner. Why wouldn't you be attracted to them?


Edited by Crystal G (11/12/15 02:47 AM)


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Re: What Would My Future Children Be Like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22512445 - 11/12/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The body produces hormones/pheromones, at least in the young idk about parents, that scream to you FUCK NO. 

Not sure the guy who wants to fuck his daughter and says its normal is a valid source though

I mean they're also half you.


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