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OfflineShroomslip
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Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape..
    #22507828 - 11/11/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Police in Washington, D.C., are asking the public's help to identify two women accused of sexually assaulting a man by twerking against him and fondling his genitalia.

The incident happened Oct. 7 around 4 p.m. at a store on the 1700 block of New York Avenue.

Surveillance video shows a man talking on the phone while getting money from an ATM.

In the footage, two African-American women in short dresses come into the store. One of the women, wearing a silver dress, rubs her butt against the front of the man while purchasing something.

When the victim backs away, her friend, in a short red dress makes several attempts to cozy up to the man, including trying to touch his pants inseam.

It appears the man did not know the women and had no interest in getting better acquainted.

The two women left the store, but police are now trying to find them.

The twerking might seem like fun and games to some, but DC police believe the two women should be charged with third-degree sexual assault.

That charge includes inappropriate touching and “involves actual force, threats putting the person in fear of death, bodily injury or kidnapping, or rendering the person unconscious,” according to WTVR.com.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/twerkers-wanted-for-sexual-assault_56410549e4b0b24aee4b5e7a?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
I'm guessing the guy was gay, or they were two very ugly women. I don't think it's even a remote possibility I'd be filling sexual assault charges over two good looking chicks grabbing at my dick and grinding their ass on me. I'm married and wouldn't just go along with it, but there's no way I'd be so offended I would call the cops.

Not sure about the last line.. Not really any specifics given. It's possible if I knew those exact details it could change my view. Overall I just find the story to be pretty funny, especially the way I'm picturing the sequence of events.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22507839 - 11/11/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Surprised they aren't more concerned with drugs in that part of town.

Lol did you watch the video?


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: The Moose]
    #22507845 - 11/11/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Nope. I didn't even see a video related to the story. If you're talking about the unrelated ones, still the same answer.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22507864 - 11/11/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's right above the article. It's the security footage lol


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: The Moose]
    #22507867 - 11/11/15 02:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i totally read the title as "tweak rape"


was expecting somthing totally different


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: The Moose]
    #22507882 - 11/11/15 02:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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It's right above the article. It's the security footage lol



I have no script video didn't show up until I turned it off.

Okay so I think he's gay. They're not super models, but they aren't ugly enough to really warrant being that offended.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22507885 - 11/11/15 02:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I could just imagine someone just standing there, getting twerked on, yelling for help.
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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22507903 - 11/11/15 02:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The one in the silver I'd probably just laugh it off like 'wtf'?  That one in the red I'd be hard pressed not to deck her fat ass in the face..  I said "deck" shroomslip.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22507911 - 11/11/15 03:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

NOOOOOOOO, I wouldn't have punched her.  But she was definitely invading that man's personal bubble, and you just don't do that.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22507912 - 11/11/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I have no script video didn't show up until I turned it off.

Okay so I think he's gay. They're not super models, but they aren't ugly enough to really warrant being that offended.




Isn't it obvious what's going on in this video? You can clearly see the one in the red trying to jack him of his money and pick his pocket while the silver one creates a distraction and/or offers up some of her services.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Crystal G]
    #22507919 - 11/11/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Possible, I don't think that's it though. She has about half a dozen instances where she could've tried to reach down and grab his wallet (when her arm is on his back) and she never once tries to move downward. So no, it's not obvious. Even if that really is her intention it is not obvious. She had plenty of chances to attempt it and she never did.

Personally I'm thinking they were high/drunk and there was some kind of weird dare thing going on, or something along those lines. It's far from the first time that would've been the case.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22508276 - 11/11/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Sexual assault isn't funny. HIV is everywhere in DC. These looked like a couple of hookers. I would have ripped the weave out their heads and tied the long hair on their ass to the short hair on their head and kick them down an escalator that's going up so that they never hit the bottom.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Supachopped719]
    #22508380 - 11/11/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Sexual assault isn't funny. HIV is everywhere in DC. These looked like a couple of hookers. I would have ripped the weave out their heads and tied the long hair on their ass to the short hair on their head and kick them down an escalator that's going up so that they never hit the bottom.



you would've tried to kill them for twerking on you?

i would lmao if some random ladies came up to me and started twerking on me


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Supachopped719]
    #22508384 - 11/11/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Supachopped719 said:
Sexual assault isn't funny. HIV is everywhere in DC. These looked like a couple of hookers. I would have ripped the weave out their heads and tied the long hair on their ass to the short hair on their head and kick them down an escalator that's going up so that they never hit the bottom.




If two guys did this to a chick, nobody would be questioning whether it was an assault.

As for HIV, you can't get it from being twerked,


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22508388 - 11/11/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Supachopped719 said:
Sexual assault isn't funny. HIV is everywhere in DC. These looked like a couple of hookers. I would have ripped the weave out their heads and tied the long hair on their ass to the short hair on their head and kick them down an escalator that's going up so that they never hit the bottom.



you would've tried to kill them for twerking on you?

i would lmao if some random ladies came up to me and started twerking on me




What if it were two random guys that twerked off on you? Let's say Pris and Zappa.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: koods] * 3
    #22508393 - 11/11/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If the genders we're reversed in this thread, people would be losing their shit.

But since it's women assaulting a man, it's a laughing manner.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: koods]
    #22508395 - 11/11/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You can get HIV from being raped though, and you have no idea what these crazy hoes are capable of. For a we know they very well could have been men.

NO MEANS NO.

I would absolutely inflict serious physical harm on anybody that tries that shit with me after I tell them no or try to get away as this guy clearly did.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: TNK] * 1
    #22508399 - 11/11/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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If the genders we're reversed in this thread, people would be losing their shit.

But since it's women assaulting a man, it's a laughing manner.





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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: koods]
    #22508404 - 11/11/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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If two guys did this to a chick, nobody would be questioning whether it was an assault.



Yep.


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Re: Police seeking suspects accused of twerk rape.. [Re: Supachopped719]
    #22508411 - 11/11/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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You can get HIV from being raped though, and you have no idea what these crazy hoes are capable of. For a we know they very well could have been men.

NO MEANS NO.

I would absolutely inflict serious physical harm on anybody that tries that shit with me after I tell them no or try to get away as this guy clearly did.




Why don't we stick to what they actually did. We don't charge people with crimes based upon your worst nightmare - being raped by twerking drag queens with aids.


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