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Offlinedirtyhippie
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Stealing from MacDonalds
    #22505181 - 11/10/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

with my username being dirty hippie, you really shouldn't be surprised of this thread's title

Food is expensive so sometimes (several times a week actually) I'll just drive into the MacDonalds line and get the food that was supposed to go to the car behind me. Sometimes i fail and get bs stuff like one small coke or something, but there are occasions when you hit the fast food jackpot and get quite a few yummy items

Some of you may look at me as a thief plain and simple, but I don't feel bad at all bc im stealing from a corporation, not a person. Sure the fat fuck behind me will have to wait an extra 2 or 3 minutes, maybe 5 if they're really shorthanded or depending on what they ordered, and all it does for the kitchen staff is cause them a short inconvenience and a little wasted time.

Im eating free, discuss. Anyone else ever pull shit like this? If there is ever a news story about some guy getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars in MacDonalds food then that's probably me

Maybe ill expand out soon to other places like burger king or Wendy's. It's all fair game


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
    #22505202 - 11/10/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't understand how you're doing this. What exactly is your process?


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
    #22505203 - 11/10/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

how?


i mean they obviously givew out the ortders one after another, so whatever you ordered will come before the person behiend you's order...?


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] * 3
    #22505204 - 11/10/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's like 5 bucks to get a full meal there bro. If you're stealing McDonald's food from other people you have some wayyy bigger problems than just being hungry


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: TheScientificMethod]
    #22505212 - 11/10/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You just cut in line and drive past the first window and go directly to the second. Most of the time it is just assumed that you are returning an item or they fucked your order up or something. The worker at the second window assumes that you're the next customer so they hand you your shit and you drive off. If anything ever goes wrong at the second window, you're in the front of the line so its easy to just leave


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
    #22505217 - 11/10/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you devious bastard


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: TheScientificMethod]
    #22505218 - 11/10/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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TheScientificMethod said:
I don't understand how you're doing this. What exactly is your process?



He's writing a script for a "Coming of age movie" and looking for funny plot points. :brushrage:


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
    #22505220 - 11/10/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You never actually order any food at the box, you just cut in line and hope that yiu get some good shit


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
    #22505233 - 11/10/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:orly::picdidnthappen:


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] * 1
    #22505243 - 11/10/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Even though it's a corporation, they still pass the costs of such things along to the customers. So you're just ripping off honest folk who pay for their meals.


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] * 3
    #22505245 - 11/10/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You will be arrested one day.


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] * 2
    #22505247 - 11/10/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dirtyhippie said:
Some of you may look at me as a thief plain and simple, but I don't feel bad at all bc im stealing from a corporation, not a person.




I own McDonalds stock, so you are stealing from me.


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #22505256 - 11/10/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If you're going to steal than why don't you just steal something that has a value. Steal a PS4 and then sell it to get food. Or sell it and buy a rake and go door to door asking if you can rake peoples lawns so you don't have to steal anymore.


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22505263 - 11/10/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Lophosaurus said:
If you're going to steal than why don't you just steal something that has a value. Steal a PS4 and then sell it to get food. Or sell it and buy a rake and go door to door asking if you can rake peoples lawns so you don't have to steal anymore.




:lol::yesnod:


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: Boomer The Great] * 3
    #22505304 - 11/10/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Don't fool yourself OP, those restaurants are owned by individuals, not that you would even care.

http://www.businessinsider.com/what-it-costs-to-open-a-mcdonalds-2014-11


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
    #22505355 - 11/10/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

This might fall under theft by deception which is a felony. Particularly in a CC TV area and if you frequent it. If they can prove you've received over 499$ in goods, then you're really fucked.


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: Sun King]
    #22505369 - 11/10/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Sun King said:
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dirtyhippie said:
Some of you may look at me as a thief plain and simple, but I don't feel bad at all bc im stealing from a corporation, not a person.




I own McDonalds stock, so you are stealing from me.




Let me know when it starts to effect the stocks. Then I'll feel accomplished


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22505378 - 11/10/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Stealth1Vampire said:
You will be arrested one day.




Probably for something, but I doubt it'll be for this.


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] * 1
    #22505387 - 11/10/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

McDonald's isn't good for your body or your soul


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Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
    #22505406 - 11/10/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dirtyhippie said:
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Sun King said:
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dirtyhippie said:
Some of you may look at me as a thief plain and simple, but I don't feel bad at all bc im stealing from a corporation, not a person.




I own McDonalds stock, so you are stealing from me.




Let me know when it starts to effect the stocks. Then I'll feel accomplished



OOO I bet all the girls are just swooning over your highwayman attitude.
If I didn't know you were a troll I'd call you the 'Robinhood of the drive through'. :ancientaliens:


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