|
dirtyhippie
Stranger
Registered: 09/15/15
Posts: 230
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
|
Stealing from MacDonalds
#22505181 - 11/10/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
with my username being dirty hippie, you really shouldn't be surprised of this thread's title
Food is expensive so sometimes (several times a week actually) I'll just drive into the MacDonalds line and get the food that was supposed to go to the car behind me. Sometimes i fail and get bs stuff like one small coke or something, but there are occasions when you hit the fast food jackpot and get quite a few yummy items
Some of you may look at me as a thief plain and simple, but I don't feel bad at all bc im stealing from a corporation, not a person. Sure the fat fuck behind me will have to wait an extra 2 or 3 minutes, maybe 5 if they're really shorthanded or depending on what they ordered, and all it does for the kitchen staff is cause them a short inconvenience and a little wasted time.
Im eating free, discuss. Anyone else ever pull shit like this? If there is ever a news story about some guy getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars in MacDonalds food then that's probably me
Maybe ill expand out soon to other places like burger king or Wendy's. It's all fair game
-------------------- "Id rather be a heroin addict and smell like heroin and crave it all day than to be a stained tie-die T-shirt wearing hippy that smells like feet and that doesn't wear socks." -Bill_Oreilly
|
TheScientificMethod
Psychonautic Explorer & Writer



Registered: 02/20/14
Posts: 632
Loc: USA
Last seen: 21 days, 18 hours
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22505202 - 11/10/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I don't understand how you're doing this. What exactly is your process?
|
Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22505203 - 11/10/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
how?
i mean they obviously givew out the ortders one after another, so whatever you ordered will come before the person behiend you's order...?
-------------------- EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT
|
Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



Registered: 07/23/14
Posts: 13,137
Loc: San Francisco
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] 3
#22505204 - 11/10/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
It's like 5 bucks to get a full meal there bro. If you're stealing McDonald's food from other people you have some wayyy bigger problems than just being hungry
-------------------- : To define is to confine.
|
dirtyhippie
Stranger
Registered: 09/15/15
Posts: 230
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
|
|
You just cut in line and drive past the first window and go directly to the second. Most of the time it is just assumed that you are returning an item or they fucked your order up or something. The worker at the second window assumes that you're the next customer so they hand you your shit and you drive off. If anything ever goes wrong at the second window, you're in the front of the line so its easy to just leave
-------------------- "Id rather be a heroin addict and smell like heroin and crave it all day than to be a stained tie-die T-shirt wearing hippy that smells like feet and that doesn't wear socks." -Bill_Oreilly
|
Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22505217 - 11/10/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
you devious bastard
-------------------- EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT
|
r00tuuu123
Now I'm just really piseed



Registered: 04/20/12
Posts: 8,507
Loc: I'll be there in a minute
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
|
|
Quote:
TheScientificMethod said: I don't understand how you're doing this. What exactly is your process?
He's writing a script for a "Coming of age movie" and looking for funny plot points.
--------------------
Please report me to a Mod for hurting your punk ass hippie feelings And all time Champion thread killer.
|
dirtyhippie
Stranger
Registered: 09/15/15
Posts: 230
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22505220 - 11/10/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
You never actually order any food at the box, you just cut in line and hope that yiu get some good shit
-------------------- "Id rather be a heroin addict and smell like heroin and crave it all day than to be a stained tie-die T-shirt wearing hippy that smells like feet and that doesn't wear socks." -Bill_Oreilly
|
r00tuuu123
Now I'm just really piseed



Registered: 04/20/12
Posts: 8,507
Loc: I'll be there in a minute
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22505233 - 11/10/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
Please report me to a Mod for hurting your punk ass hippie feelings And all time Champion thread killer.
|
Le_Canard
The Duk Abides


Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] 1
#22505243 - 11/10/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Even though it's a corporation, they still pass the costs of such things along to the customers. So you're just ripping off honest folk who pay for their meals.
|
ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤



Registered: 08/18/07
Posts: 115,620
Loc: United States of America
Last seen: 12 hours, 25 minutes
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] 3
#22505245 - 11/10/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
You will be arrested one day.
|
Sun King



Registered: 02/15/14
Posts: 4,069
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] 2
#22505247 - 11/10/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
dirtyhippie said: Some of you may look at me as a thief plain and simple, but I don't feel bad at all bc im stealing from a corporation, not a person.
I own McDonalds stock, so you are stealing from me.
--------------------
|
Lophosaurus
suruasohpol


Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 8,744
Loc: CA
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: r00tuuu123]
#22505256 - 11/10/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
If you're going to steal than why don't you just steal something that has a value. Steal a PS4 and then sell it to get food. Or sell it and buy a rake and go door to door asking if you can rake peoples lawns so you don't have to steal anymore.
|
Boomer The Great


Registered: 10/30/14
Posts: 5,504
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: Lophosaurus]
#22505263 - 11/10/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Lophosaurus said: If you're going to steal than why don't you just steal something that has a value. Steal a PS4 and then sell it to get food. Or sell it and buy a rake and go door to door asking if you can rake peoples lawns so you don't have to steal anymore.

|
qman
Stranger

Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 34,927
Last seen: 21 minutes, 41 seconds
|
|
Don't fool yourself OP, those restaurants are owned by individuals, not that you would even care.
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-it-costs-to-open-a-mcdonalds-2014-11
|
Adden

Registered: 06/04/03
Posts: 39,201
Loc:
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22505355 - 11/10/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
This might fall under theft by deception which is a felony. Particularly in a CC TV area and if you frequent it. If they can prove you've received over 499$ in goods, then you're really fucked.
|
dirtyhippie
Stranger
Registered: 09/15/15
Posts: 230
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: Sun King]
#22505369 - 11/10/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Sun King said:
Quote:
dirtyhippie said: Some of you may look at me as a thief plain and simple, but I don't feel bad at all bc im stealing from a corporation, not a person.
I own McDonalds stock, so you are stealing from me.
Let me know when it starts to effect the stocks. Then I'll feel accomplished
-------------------- "Id rather be a heroin addict and smell like heroin and crave it all day than to be a stained tie-die T-shirt wearing hippy that smells like feet and that doesn't wear socks." -Bill_Oreilly
|
dirtyhippie
Stranger
Registered: 09/15/15
Posts: 230
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
|
|
Quote:
Stealth1Vampire said: You will be arrested one day.
Probably for something, but I doubt it'll be for this.
-------------------- "Id rather be a heroin addict and smell like heroin and crave it all day than to be a stained tie-die T-shirt wearing hippy that smells like feet and that doesn't wear socks." -Bill_Oreilly
|
MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


Registered: 05/28/14
Posts: 4,345
Loc: North
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie] 1
#22505387 - 11/10/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
McDonald's isn't good for your body or your soul
|
r00tuuu123
Now I'm just really piseed



Registered: 04/20/12
Posts: 8,507
Loc: I'll be there in a minute
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
|
Re: Stealing from MacDonalds [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22505406 - 11/10/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
dirtyhippie said:
Quote:
Sun King said:
Quote:
dirtyhippie said: Some of you may look at me as a thief plain and simple, but I don't feel bad at all bc im stealing from a corporation, not a person.
I own McDonalds stock, so you are stealing from me.
Let me know when it starts to effect the stocks. Then I'll feel accomplished
OOO I bet all the girls are just swooning over your highwayman attitude. If I didn't know you were a troll I'd call you the 'Robinhood of the drive through'.
--------------------
Please report me to a Mod for hurting your punk ass hippie feelings And all time Champion thread killer.
|
|