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OfflineRoostertail

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God is on Shroomery * 1
    #22503556 - 11/10/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Just to let you know you have been owned.


I'm God


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OfflineRoostertail

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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503558 - 11/10/15 04:34 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:timeofneed:


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OfflineRoostertail

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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail] * 1
    #22503564 - 11/10/15 04:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've done k, nitrous, sass, weed, Sharon's , lads , hash , Coke, and even crack!


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OfflineRoostertail

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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503568 - 11/10/15 04:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

K is like a hole but different.  I like trimming the edge and then railing a flat line and feel guide you know.

Yeah I just blew my cover biatch


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503569 - 11/10/15 04:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Y'all being a bunch of blood tampons


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503575 - 11/10/15 04:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:underage:

:smugjerry: :smugjerry: :smugjerry:


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail] * 2
    #22503577 - 11/10/15 04:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Congratulations!

You're now the 2,855th person to claim you are God since the inception of the Shroomery.
I'm already praying to the other 2854 and feel that it just wouldn't be fair to give you the same chance.

It's not that I don't like you, it's just that your 189 shitposts won't let me believe that you are my savior.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”



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OfflineRoostertail

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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: kr0nik0]
    #22503580 - 11/10/15 04:46 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My grandma is older than you and she's dead.

She presses hash pucks and spits tobacky


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503615 - 11/10/15 05:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'm really bored guys.  Why won't you talk to me:adventuretime:


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail] * 5
    #22503617 - 11/10/15 05:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Cuz you're an attention whore and a bit of a dumbass


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22503618 - 11/10/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So sorry no respond to troll


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503620 - 11/10/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roostertail said:
Just to let you know you have been owned.


I'm God specialed/bassfreak




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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503623 - 11/10/15 05:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Alright.  I'm gonna research wow cause someone lied to me and said I could not play. But I will bbl


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail] * 1
    #22503636 - 11/10/15 05:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It amazes me how, it never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit people post here. You'd think after years it wouldn't surprise you anymore..


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503641 - 11/10/15 05:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roostertail said:
My grandma is older than you and she's dead.

She presses hash pucks and spits tobacky




Ok I spit me coffee out on that one! I don't know if you're god or not, but you're a funny motherfucker!


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http://www.countdowntotrump.com





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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22503698 - 11/10/15 06:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roostertail said:
I'm really bored guys.  Why won't you talk to me:adventuretime:




:lol: that about sums it up.  Praise the lord  :freewilly:


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22503749 - 11/10/15 06:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
It amazes me how, it never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit people post here. You'd think after years it wouldn't surprise you anymore..




Real, you'd think everyone would realize I'm god by now and stop pretending they are but what is a deity to do :shrug:

Either no one reports these threads or this falls under the category of intelligent discussion it seems


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22504022 - 11/10/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I remember hearing this song in kmart or at the end of a movie once by pearl jam, maybe it was just the singer, he was singing about trees or something. It was at least partly accoustic, I remember kind of liking it and want to hear it again. All I can think is kmart film credits and forest imagery. Thought you might know what im talking about.


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:hank:


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22504028 - 11/10/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roostertail said:
Just to let you know you have been owned.


I'm God




:youaregay:

You have been gay, and a total disgrace.

You are gay.


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22504644 - 11/10/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roostertail said:
I've done k, nitrous, sass, weed, Sharon's , lads , hash , Coke, and even crack!





I've done your mother's crack


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22504647 - 11/10/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:god:
I knew it!


Quote:

Ein-Sof, the Infinite God, has no static, definable form. Instead, the Kabbalists conceive God, the world and humanity as evolving together through, and thus embodying, a number of distinct stages and aspects, with later stages opposing, but at the same time encompassing, earlier ones. The Kabbalist¹s God is both perfectly simple and infinitely complex, nothing and everything, hidden and revealed, reality and illusion, creator of man and created by man,. As Ein-Sof evolves it is progressively revealed as "nothing whatsoever" (Ayin), the totality of being, the Infinite Will (Ratzon) , Thought and Wisdom, the embodiment of all value and significance (the Sefirot), the wedding of male and female, and ultimately the union of all contradictions. Ein-Sof is both the totality of this dialectic and each of the points along the way. Ein-Sof must be constantly redefined, as by its very nature, it is in a constant process of self-creation and redefinition. This self-creation is actually embodied and perfected in the creativity of humanity, who through practical, ethical, intellectual and spiritual activities, strives to redeem and perfect a chaotic, contradictory and imperfect world.

The Kabbalists used a variety of negative epistemological terms to make reference to the hidden God; "the concealment of secrecy", "the concealed light", "that which thought cannot contain" etc. (Gershom Scholem, Kabbalah, p. 88) each of which signifies that this God is somehow beyond human knowledge and comprehension. However, there are other terms, e.g., "Root of all roots", "Indifferent Unity", "Great Reality," (Scholem. Major Trends, p. 12) "Creator," "Cause of Causes" and "Prime Mover" (as well as the term, Ein-Sof, "without end") which signify that God is the origin of the world, the reality of the world, or the totality of all things. Of this God, the proto-Kabbalistic work,Sefer Yetzirah had earlier said "restrain your mouth from speaking and your heart from thinking, and if your heart runs let it return to its place" (Sefer Yetzirah. I. 8, as translated in Tishby, The Wisdom of the Zohar. Vol , 1 p 234).

As explained in Symbols of the Kabbalah, Chapter Two, Ein-sof provides a rational/spiritual answer to the questions "Why is there anything at all?" and "What is the meaning of human life?" Ein-sof begets a world so that He, as the source of all meaning and value, can come to know Himself, and in order for His values, which in Him exist only in the abstract, can become fully actualized in humanity. Ein-sof is both the fullness of being and absolute nothingness, but is not complete in its essence until He is made real through the spiritualizing and redemptive activity of mankind. Ein-sof is mirrored in the heart and soul of man, but, more importantly, He is actualized in man's deeds.




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It's all for the :lol:s


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Re: God is on Shroomery *DELETED* [Re: Eggtimer]
    #22505284 - 11/10/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Post deleted by Roostertail

Reason for deletion: Naughty



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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: muckamuck]
    #22505362 - 11/10/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

muckamuck said:
I remember hearing this song in kmart or at the end of a movie once by pearl jam, maybe it was just the singer, he was singing about trees or something. It was at least partly accoustic, I remember kind of liking it and want to hear it again. All I can think is kmart film credits and forest imagery. Thought you might know what im talking about.




Probably something off this soundtrack


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22505379 - 11/10/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i'm the 36th cousin of jesus, that would make you like my uncle or somthing


sup fam


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Salomon]
    #22505397 - 11/10/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Chilling like a broomstick


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22505403 - 11/10/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

god's a stallion homie


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Sheekle]
    #22505420 - 11/10/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Thank you.  How's the fam?


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: kr0nik0]
    #22505581 - 11/10/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
Congratulations!

You're now the 2,855th person to claim you are God since the inception of the Shroomery.





TMJ actually was God before he changed his name and stopped smoking spice. The rest of these guys are faker than that Yahweh guy who used to post on here.


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22506071 - 11/10/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I know yah weigh


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Roostertail]
    #22506346 - 11/10/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:trollhide:


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Rocket]
    #22506386 - 11/10/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

a gipsy once told me I was the reincarnation of jesus, so you must be my father yo :wellthatshorrifying:


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Re: God is on Shroomery [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22506442 - 11/10/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
It amazes me how, it never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit people post here. You'd think after years it wouldn't surprise you anymore..




It takes alkynes.. :wink:


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