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InvisibleEl Torcho
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: trekie]
    #22503056 - 11/09/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

What is "shorting shit off tits" supposed to mean?

Does that mean you have a short wiener? Sucks, bro.

Maybe a giant cock tat would help your esteem?

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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InvisibleAlexestalex
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22503105 - 11/09/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hell no

I hate tats


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: El Torcho]
    #22503138 - 11/09/15 11:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Www little boy. I'm drunk and after some shit. Snorting coke off your moms tat ed tits. Also on a phone in my work shop. I spend most of my time in here well when I am home. Just always pissing off the wife.


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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22503496 - 11/10/15 03:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
I keep thinking about getting a tattoo but I havent found anything gay enough yet






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OfflineEllis Dee
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Patlal]
    #22503519 - 11/10/15 04:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't like tatoos and would never get one. I find them ugly, like someone voluntarily becoming a deformed burn victim. They're stupid.


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InvisibleEllisDSox
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Le_Canard] * 2
    #22503522 - 11/10/15 04:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Le_Canard said:
I don't believe in permanently marking my body up just to be in fashion, so I have none, nor do I plan on getting any.




That's right, motherfuckers. Le Canard has spoken. Everyone with a tattoo is stupid now.


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Ellis Dee] * 2
    #22503540 - 11/10/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Ellis Dee said:
I don't like tatoos and would never get one. I find them ugly, like someone voluntarily becoming a deformed burn victim. They're stupid.



Tattoo*


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Offlinehostileuniverse
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 2
    #22503674 - 11/10/15 05:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Was raised around a bunch of native Americans, I was always jeleous of their "Native Pride" and "Sioux Nation" tats, so I went and got "White Pride" and "Aryan Nation" tats, they didn't like me much after that...:shrug:


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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #22503711 - 11/10/15 06:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I voted yes, but it's debatable. In my late teens I started building tattoo guns the same way people would in prison, only mine were better because I wasn't extremely limited in what I could do. This was all at my brother's behest. I spent some time locked up and learned the basics of how you'd construct one and the "ink" they use. Obviously the best idea would've been to buy a real one, but he didn't have the funds (he wasn't even 18 at the time). I made several and constantly improved on my design until I got something that performed well enough that it didn't turn out looking like a hack job. Was not just the gun that needed testing however, the ink was another. These are the days before any of us really had much access to internet. I tried all kinds of different inks, and talked to people, it actually took a good length of time for someone to tell me "india ink". 

The earliest incarnations consisted of mixtures with soot, pen ink, crushed pigment in colored pencils and the like mixed in with some kind of liquefying agent.

So this is where my tattoos come into play. ALL of them were merely test runs.. To figure out whether the ink would stay, or scab and come out. Most did. I have very faded initials of people close to me on my thighs and a skull on my back. The initials you can't see at all, I believe those were done with the colored pencils and pen ink. The skull on my back is only the slightest of an outline and that was the soot. After those someone finally suggested india ink and I now have a very solid and visible dot underneath a 1/4 inch line on my ankle. My brother then started tattooing people, he was an artist and a damn good one. When he was old enough he planned to find a real job doing it. But at that time, he basically traded it for weed.

:lol: The one that sticks out the most is some dude on a bunch of bars getting him to tattoo "your name" on his ass. Dude did not even slightly remember it. He discovered it being there a couple of days later and knowing my brother is the only one who could've really done it, showed up pissed off wanting to know why it was there and basically saying my brother did it while he was passed out and that was fucked up. He was laughing about it the whole time and the act was done in front of pretty much our entire group of friends. He had to accept that he'd asked for it, and not only that, pestered my brother until he did it because my brother was not too keen on working on some guy's ass.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: pirate-blues] * 2
    #22503805 - 11/10/15 07:17 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
No. I have thought out an idea and design for a back piece, but I have commitment issues and if I get one then the first one will have to be smaller than what I've thought up. I want it so that I can cover it up easily, not even for work reasons, I just want to be able to wear a short sleeved dress without having to show it. I like the idea of that kind of flexibility.


tbh though, there are so many other things on my to-do list that I would spend that money on first that I wouldn't be all that shocked if I never end up getting one at all.



Don't.  Do.  It.  No ink can make you more beautiful.


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Invisible1234go
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #22503820 - 11/10/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, you like your little girls looking young and innocent don't you?


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #22503832 - 11/10/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I hate tattoos.  I think they are stupid.  I aint big on the pinhead look either.

Pirate Blues is not a child nor does she look like one.  Fuck off.


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Invisible1234go
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #22503839 - 11/10/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Whatever you say creepmasterflash.


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22503846 - 11/10/15 07:34 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I used to want tattoos but the more I've thought about it the more I've come to realize it is pretty idiotic


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22503857 - 11/10/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Don't.  Do.  It.  No ink can make you more beautiful.



Entirely subjective. I feel well placed ink to be very alluring on a woman.


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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #22503864 - 11/10/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I know it's subjective.  I subjectify it as fucking stoopit.


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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22503992 - 11/10/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i've been learning how to tattoo by inking my own skin for a little over a year now--planning on upgrading to working with a machine soon (all my tattoos have been done by hand up to this point)

once i'm comfortable enough to charge other people for my work, will be a great way to continually fund my world wandering

i'll also keep tattooing my self until i've covered all the spots i can reach--then get my friends to fill in the rest of the space

my heart, face, and back are being reserved for special pieces as yet undecided


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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #22504151 - 11/10/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Just the one.
I figured I would never regret this one.  Haven't yet.



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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Habadashery] * 2
    #22504182 - 11/10/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I have gotten tattoos to represent all the things that are really important to me.  Things I want to remember forever.  So far I have zero tattoos.


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Re: Do you have a tattoo? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22504329 - 11/10/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
yup i have a big cactus on the back of my left leg its pretty sick!! long live the cactus!!!



would love to see it!




Ok guy :lol: that's one of my tattoos. You're a nut 0Neal.


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