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Anonymous #1
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Females need not apply
#22498325 - 11/08/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Okay as a man when I wake up in the morning and take a shower I wash my private areas, yes my penis with soap and water just as thoroughly as I would my hands except to not get any in the dick hole, because, well that burns.
Anyway, the point of the opening long sentence is that my penis is extremely clean, once it goes under my boxers and under my pants/trousers it lays there un touched preserved in it's glory of cleanliness from the morning shower until I get to work in the morning. So it bothers me when women get upset about me not washing my hands after I go to the bathroom and use the urinal. I flush with the backside of my wrist pull up zip up and go on about my day. Meanwhile my hand has touched who knows what else and people have no problem with touching other peoples hands. As a matter of fact my penis is probably THE MOST CLEAN PART of my body. Why in gods name would I wash my hands after touching the cleanest part of my body? Women your boobs are on the outside of your body I would not be grossed out if for some reason you touched your boob and then touched my hand.
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Anonymous #2
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Wash your hands, dipshit.
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Anonymous #3
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Back under your bridge !!!!
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Anonymous #4
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Probably troll post.
If not, you're stupid. If I just washed my ass and went into your fridge and started rubbing all your food on my asshole, would you just be okay with that? Of course you're going to say yes, but we all know the real answer is no. My asshole is clean, I just washed it, so why does it matter?
It takes you 20 seconds to wash your damn hands. It takes you less time to wash your hands than try and somehow justify not doing it. Stop being a dirty fucking lazy slob and wash your hands. People even have an issue with getting other people's sweat on them. I am a dude, so I know within 20 minutes, you've started getting sweat on your dick. Your dick doesn't stay "clean" for long.
Wash your goddamn hands. The repeated argument that the door handle is dirtier than your dick (and I don't mean you repeating it, I mean all the lazy disgusting fucks) is completely irrelevant. If people stopped being lazy slobs, that handle would be clean. All you're doing is adding to the cycle of keeping it dirty.
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Anonymous #5
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Why do internet peoples call women females? I've never heard anybody in real life refer to a human woman as a female, what is this cancer that is spreading on the internet?
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous #5 said: Why do internet peoples call women females? I've never heard anybody in real life refer to a human woman as a female, what is this cancer that is spreading on the internet?
You never ticked the box [M] or [F] then ????
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Anonymous #6
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its because you just touched a bunch of dirty shit before you went in there and then your junk that will most likely end up in her mouth at some point in time
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Anonymous #3
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: If not, you're stupid. If I just washed my ass and went into your fridge and started rubbing all your food on my asshole, would you just be okay with that? Of course you're going to say yes, but we all know the real answer is no. My asshole is clean, I just washed it, so why does it matter?
Yeah, I´ve licked a few assholes in my time !!!! YUM!!
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Anonymous #7
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Probably because those women don't want your dick germs on them. Seriously, you don't think bacteria starts to grow on you the minute you exit the shower?
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Anonymous #1
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It's not a troll post. It's socially acceptable to shake and touch hands (hands are one of the dirtiest places on the body), but it's not okay to touch hands after I just touched the cleanest part of my body? Other then the "sex is bad" programmed into us in the west it makes absolutely no sense that me touching the cleanest part of my body and then your hand is a problem.
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Anonymous #4
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It's not the cleanest part of your body. Stop being a disgusting lazy fuck and wash your hands.
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Anonymous #8
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Don't be lazy. Wash your fucking hands. It takes 30 seconds. At least squirt some sanitizer on your hands. You touch your junk, then you touch everything else leaving your junk on it. That's nasty.
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Anonymous #9
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Should men be shaking penises instead of hands from now on?
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Anonymous #1
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If every man washed their penis like I do mine in the morning it would be safer yeah, should I think they should do it? No.
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Anonymous #5
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Anonymous #3 said:
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Anonymous #5 said: Why do internet peoples call women females? I've never heard anybody in real life refer to a human woman as a female, what is this cancer that is spreading on the internet?
You never ticked the box [M] or [F] then ????
Eh, must be a language thing. Here it's never male or female (That is for animals) but manly & womanly :p
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous #9 said: Should men be shaking penises instead of hands from now on?
As I was reading thru this thread I was expecting to see this posted somewhere!
Thank you for not disappointing me shroomerites, I love you guys!
Now back to the topic. You need to wash your hands for your own benefit as well as everyone else's.
Your crotch is warmer than anywhere else on your body so we know from shroom growing 101 that warm moist dark places are the best place for microscopic life to flourish. Wash them hands bra.
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Anonymous #11
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Why don't you just say you washed your hands when you didn't? Are women following you into the toilet every time you go? You're getting gang stalked and you're gonna die.
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Anonymous #12
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Anonymous #2 said: Wash your hands, dipshit.
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Anonymous #13
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its like the guy i worked with who ate food off the floor and grabs ice with hands out of other peoples drinks. Bad hygiene. Its gross dude.
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous #4 said: If I just washed my ass and went into your fridge and started rubbing all your food on my asshole, would you just be okay with that? Quote:
Oh fuck that would be a HUGE turn on - would you let me watch?? Would you shove my cucumbers and sausages UP your shithole?? Oh fuck I am jacking off to the idea of you doing that !!!!!!
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