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OfflineTheMovement
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I haven't gotten laid in..
    #22497534 - 11/08/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Almost 17 days.. Last time I chilled with this lovely lady we were both too tired to fuck when we got home... and she was too hungover in the morning :kingcrankey:

Im going fuckin nuts here.


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497537 - 11/08/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Most people don't realize how great my dick is in their mouth :solidnod:


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497545 - 11/08/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Actually its only been 10 days.. but still god dammit!!!!!


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497564 - 11/08/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Darn.
Shit happens.


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Offlineblackhawk
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497576 - 11/08/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You better hurry up, dude. It's only a matter of time before the gods come forth and deem you useless in the eyes of sexual reproduction and take you away.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497581 - 11/08/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

yo bro whats your problem?

check it, droppin some game on ya yo



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #22497651 - 11/08/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't had sex since april


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497667 - 11/08/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

2 days but got head yesterday


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: The Moose] * 2
    #22497675 - 11/08/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I havent had sex but once since my ex like 3 years ago but it never crosses my mind  :shrug: my time will come.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Webster10]
    #22497679 - 11/08/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Over a year, I win


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497715 - 11/08/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

@OPLast night I was sexualy assaulted...
By my hand.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: impatientguy]
    #22497761 - 11/08/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I had 6 years before until some months back. I had everyone beat.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22497767 - 11/08/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I just fucked my hand


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22497770 - 11/08/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
Over a year, I win



4 years


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: morrowasted]
    #22497810 - 11/08/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

How do you deal with it??


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497814 - 11/08/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Id imagine it doesnt take much.:lol:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: morrowasted]
    #22497847 - 11/08/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

morrowasted said:
Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
Over a year, I win



4 years



never:foreveralone:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Salomon]
    #22497990 - 11/08/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
never:foreveralone:



:ilold: When I looked at "never" and then your Sin City avatar.

I'm going on 5 years. :facepalm: You guys will probably hear a volcano erupt when I finally get laid again.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #22497998 - 11/08/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

like a month or so, since i broke up with my girlfriend. Hoes aint loyal, so im single now. I only dated her a few months so its not like i lost very much. Tbh i wasnt even mad when i found out she was fucking some other dude.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22498026 - 11/08/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You are beatin me OP

I'm at over a month


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22498031 - 11/08/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

it will be 13 months in a few days :sad:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Adolin]
    #22498032 - 11/08/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I feel like if i make it to a year im going to just get a hooker


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #22498082 - 11/08/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
I haven't gotten laid in..





a canoe.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22498083 - 11/08/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you don't want a hooker dude
if you get in a relationship they drag all this shit in cuz they're still attached to their sugar daddy
should be called attention whores instead lol

could easily just fuck some beat looking bitch at least you have someone to talk to and you don't have to be nervous 24/7 about not talking to them


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22498152 - 11/08/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

2 - 3 weeks


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22498158 - 11/08/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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2 - 3 weeks







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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22498206 - 11/08/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

TheMovement said:
I haven't gotten laid in..





a canoe.



I have gotten head in one though.

Best place I ever fucked? On Emily Dickinsons grave.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement] * 3
    #22498377 - 11/08/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

TheMovement said:
I haven't gotten laid in..





a canoe.



I have gotten head in one though.

Best place I ever fucked? On Emily Dickinsons grave.





how did they feel about you digging her up...


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22498652 - 11/08/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

A year for me.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: lowbrow]
    #22498673 - 11/08/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Idk. 3-4 months? (Edit- Actually I think it's been like 2 months at most, I had to really think about it.) I dont give a fuck. (no pun intended) I'm not chasing pussy. If I want to cum, I touch my dick. Way less work and stress. Last year I don't think I got laid at all.

Sorry bitches, I'm taken. By myself.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22498803 - 11/09/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

gotta get laid man when your young the odd's just get lower and lower at a certain point i think it's easier to fuck a young person lol


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22498917 - 11/09/15 02:31 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
gotta get laid man when your young the odd's just get lower and lower at a certain point i think it's easier to fuck a young person lol





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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22498982 - 11/09/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
I had 6 years before until some months back. I had everyone beat.



we are all aware


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22498984 - 11/09/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
gotta get laid man when your young the odd's just get lower and lower at a certain point i think it's easier to fuck a young person lol




it is


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #22499021 - 11/09/15 04:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
How do you deal with it??




Lol, sex has so much power over guys it's hilarious.

Like anything else, just stop thinking about sex. And definitely don't dwell on the fact that you're not having sex.

There's more to life than putting your penis in other people.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22499114 - 11/09/15 06:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've been kinda slutty recently, :naughty:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: koods]
    #22499122 - 11/09/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah what's new?

Are you a bareback whore or do you use condoms like a bitch?


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Ras Rising] * 1
    #22499153 - 11/09/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
I havent had sex but once since my ex like 3 years ago but it never crosses my mind  :shrug: my time will come.



Yeah I'm in about that same boat. I ain't trippin tho


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: koods] * 1
    #22499178 - 11/09/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
I've been kinda slutty recently, :naughty:





We have noticed. :rollingsohard:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22499188 - 11/09/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Yeah what's new?

Are you a bareback whore or do you use condoms like a bitch?




Me being a slut is new. I had been going months and years without sex.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: koods]
    #22499195 - 11/09/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I don't know, I was just talkin'.

Coolio for you.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22499229 - 11/09/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't been laid in about 3 days now. It's cool though. :chillin:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22499240 - 11/09/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:blast:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22499241 - 11/09/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

17 days..? Wow! You're going to die! Maybe you should call an ambulance to your house right now before you have a stroke. Try not having sex for 5 years.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22499255 - 11/09/15 07:30 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
:blast:



:smilingpuppy:

Quote:

Bigfeely123 said:
17 days..? Wow! You're going to die! Maybe you should call an ambulance to your house right now before you have a stroke. Try not having sex for 5 years.



Why haven't you been laid in 5 years?


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22499261 - 11/09/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've been travelling part of the country. There are probably some other reasons as well. Another one being, I'm not into hookers.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22499336 - 11/09/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Ras Rising said:
I havent had sex but once since my ex like 3 years ago but it never crosses my mind  :shrug: my time will come.



Yeah I'm in about that same boat. I ain't trippin tho





Also in the boat. Like 20 months ago :tongue2: I can remember the time and space to the hour pretty much haha, my time will come.:peace:

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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: koods] * 1
    #22499435 - 11/09/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

1234go said:
Yeah what's new?

Are you a bareback whore or do you use condoms like a bitch?




Me being a slut is new. I had been going months and years without sex.



Same here.  Back in May I started chasing pussy like a madman.  Now I'm falling in love and shit and am not that interested in randoms.

I feel like being a slut is the best way to find a long term partner.  All my relationships started with sex.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22499460 - 11/09/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hasn't anyone heard of asian massage parlors?  :ass2mouth:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #22499529 - 11/09/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

7 months. Had to ditch my sketchy ex. Not super concerned about sex though, I've got priorities, yo!


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22499735 - 11/09/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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How do you deal with it??



I take two antidepressants, my sex drive is very low.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: morrowasted]
    #22499965 - 11/09/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

probably about a year, im not really good with women :frown:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22499971 - 11/09/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I think about 3 days


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: crackbaby]
    #22500094 - 11/09/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd rather spend my money on something else.

edit: I would never pay for sex.


Edited by Bigfeely123 (11/09/15 11:53 AM)


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22500123 - 11/09/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i got laid on thursday, although today seems like a horny day.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #22500169 - 11/09/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

A month ago. Only wish I could see that person more. A+ :smirk:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: BobaJones]
    #22502628 - 11/09/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I should wait until I find the right one to have sex again. No more man whoring for me.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22502964 - 11/09/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's been 2 days or so... somethin' 'round there
I'll probz get some pu-tang tomorrow though
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22502998 - 11/09/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Is there anywhere a person can just go to find a girl willing to have sex that doesn't cost money (bars cost money, for example)?


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: s240779]
    #22503008 - 11/09/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

if you aim low enough, anywhere 
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: s240779]
    #22503029 - 11/09/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Da2ra said:
Is there anywhere a person can just go to find a girl willing to have sex that doesn't cost money (bars cost money, for example)?



College campuses
Parks
Library
Bookstore


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22503038 - 11/09/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
Quote:

Da2ra said:
Is there anywhere a person can just go to find a girl willing to have sex that doesn't cost money (bars cost money, for example)?



College campuses
Parks
Library
Bookstore




What's the best thing to say to bed them quickly?


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: s240779]
    #22503074 - 11/09/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Here, try this


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