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Invisible1234go
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: koods]
    #22499195 - 11/09/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I don't know, I was just talkin'.

Coolio for you.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22499229 - 11/09/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't been laid in about 3 days now. It's cool though. :chillin:


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Invisible1234go
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22499240 - 11/09/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:blast:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22499241 - 11/09/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

17 days..? Wow! You're going to die! Maybe you should call an ambulance to your house right now before you have a stroke. Try not having sex for 5 years.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22499255 - 11/09/15 07:30 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
:blast:



:smilingpuppy:

Quote:

Bigfeely123 said:
17 days..? Wow! You're going to die! Maybe you should call an ambulance to your house right now before you have a stroke. Try not having sex for 5 years.



Why haven't you been laid in 5 years?


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InvisibleBigfeely123
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22499261 - 11/09/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've been travelling part of the country. There are probably some other reasons as well. Another one being, I'm not into hookers.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22499336 - 11/09/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Ras Rising said:
I havent had sex but once since my ex like 3 years ago but it never crosses my mind  :shrug: my time will come.



Yeah I'm in about that same boat. I ain't trippin tho





Also in the boat. Like 20 months ago :tongue2: I can remember the time and space to the hour pretty much haha, my time will come.:peace:

Shorty:yinyang:


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: koods] * 1
    #22499435 - 11/09/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

1234go said:
Yeah what's new?

Are you a bareback whore or do you use condoms like a bitch?




Me being a slut is new. I had been going months and years without sex.



Same here.  Back in May I started chasing pussy like a madman.  Now I'm falling in love and shit and am not that interested in randoms.

I feel like being a slut is the best way to find a long term partner.  All my relationships started with sex.


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22499460 - 11/09/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hasn't anyone heard of asian massage parlors?  :ass2mouth:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #22499529 - 11/09/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

7 months. Had to ditch my sketchy ex. Not super concerned about sex though, I've got priorities, yo!


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22499735 - 11/09/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
How do you deal with it??



I take two antidepressants, my sex drive is very low.


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: morrowasted]
    #22499965 - 11/09/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

probably about a year, im not really good with women :frown:


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OfflineEzuma
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22499971 - 11/09/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I think about 3 days


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InvisibleBigfeely123
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: crackbaby]
    #22500094 - 11/09/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd rather spend my money on something else.

edit: I would never pay for sex.


Edited by Bigfeely123 (11/09/15 11:53 AM)


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22500123 - 11/09/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i got laid on thursday, although today seems like a horny day.


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InvisibleBobaJones
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #22500169 - 11/09/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

A month ago. Only wish I could see that person more. A+ :smirk:


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: BobaJones]
    #22502628 - 11/09/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I should wait until I find the right one to have sex again. No more man whoring for me.


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OfflineImSl8
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22502964 - 11/09/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's been 2 days or so... somethin' 'round there
I'll probz get some pu-tang tomorrow though
:douchewink:


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22502998 - 11/09/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Is there anywhere a person can just go to find a girl willing to have sex that doesn't cost money (bars cost money, for example)?


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: s240779]
    #22503008 - 11/09/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

if you aim low enough, anywhere 
:cookiemonster:


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