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Adolin




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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: SnowDaze]
#22498031 - 11/08/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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it will be 13 months in a few days
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Adolin]
#22498032 - 11/08/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I feel like if i make it to a year im going to just get a hooker
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Prisoner#1
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement] 2
#22498082 - 11/08/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheMovement said: I haven't gotten laid in..
a canoe.
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Konyap

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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22498083 - 11/08/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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you don't want a hooker dude if you get in a relationship they drag all this shit in cuz they're still attached to their sugar daddy should be called attention whores instead lol
could easily just fuck some beat looking bitch at least you have someone to talk to and you don't have to be nervous 24/7 about not talking to them
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Patlal
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Konyap]
#22498152 - 11/08/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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2 - 3 weeks
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Adolin




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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Patlal] 1
#22498158 - 11/08/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: 2 - 3 weeks

the face of a playa
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TheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22498206 - 11/08/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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TheMovement said: I haven't gotten laid in..
a canoe.
I have gotten head in one though.
Best place I ever fucked? On Emily Dickinsons grave.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement] 3
#22498377 - 11/08/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheMovement said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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TheMovement said: I haven't gotten laid in..
a canoe.
I have gotten head in one though.
Best place I ever fucked? On Emily Dickinsons grave.
how did they feel about you digging her up...
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lowbrow
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22498652 - 11/08/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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A year for me.
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Distorted Vision
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: lowbrow]
#22498673 - 11/08/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Idk. 3-4 months? (Edit- Actually I think it's been like 2 months at most, I had to really think about it.) I dont give a fuck. (no pun intended) I'm not chasing pussy. If I want to cum, I touch my dick. Way less work and stress. Last year I don't think I got laid at all.
Sorry bitches, I'm taken. By myself.
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Konyap

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gotta get laid man when your young the odd's just get lower and lower at a certain point i think it's easier to fuck a young person lol
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jahrastafareye
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Konyap]
#22498917 - 11/09/15 02:31 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konyap said: gotta get laid man when your young the odd's just get lower and lower at a certain point i think it's easier to fuck a young person lol
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koods
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Quote:
JustForToday said: I had 6 years before until some months back. I had everyone beat.
we are all aware
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koods
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Konyap]
#22498984 - 11/09/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konyap said: gotta get laid man when your young the odd's just get lower and lower at a certain point i think it's easier to fuck a young person lol
it is
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1234go
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement] 1
#22499021 - 11/09/15 04:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: How do you deal with it??
Lol, sex has so much power over guys it's hilarious.
Like anything else, just stop thinking about sex. And definitely don't dwell on the fact that you're not having sex.
There's more to life than putting your penis in other people.
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: 1234go]
#22499114 - 11/09/15 06:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've been kinda slutty recently,
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1234go
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: koods]
#22499122 - 11/09/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah what's new?
Are you a bareback whore or do you use condoms like a bitch?
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nicechrisman
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Ras Rising] 1
#22499153 - 11/09/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ras Rising said: I havent had sex but once since my ex like 3 years ago but it never crosses my mind my time will come.
Yeah I'm in about that same boat. I ain't trippin tho
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Lucis
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: koods] 1
#22499178 - 11/09/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I've been kinda slutty recently, 
We have noticed.
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koods
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: 1234go]
#22499188 - 11/09/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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1234go said: Yeah what's new?
Are you a bareback whore or do you use condoms like a bitch?
Me being a slut is new. I had been going months and years without sex.
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