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TheMovement
faeirie princess in training



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I haven't gotten laid in..
#22497534 - 11/08/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Almost 17 days.. Last time I chilled with this lovely lady we were both too tired to fuck when we got home... and she was too hungover in the morning 
Im going fuckin nuts here.
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TheMovement
faeirie princess in training



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22497537 - 11/08/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Most people don't realize how great my dick is in their mouth
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TheMovement
faeirie princess in training



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22497545 - 11/08/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Actually its only been 10 days.. but still god dammit!!!!!
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impatientguy
Ganjalf a very mighty lab wizard



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22497564 - 11/08/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Darn. Shit happens.
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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22497576 - 11/08/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You better hurry up, dude. It's only a matter of time before the gods come forth and deem you useless in the eyes of sexual reproduction and take you away.
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makaveli8x8
Stranger

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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22497581 - 11/08/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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yo bro whats your problem?
check it, droppin some game on ya yo
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The Moose
Alces alces


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: makaveli8x8] 2
#22497651 - 11/08/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I haven't had sex since april
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Webster10
Up like Trump


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22497667 - 11/08/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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2 days but got head yesterday
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Ras Rising
Friend of Nature




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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: The Moose] 2
#22497675 - 11/08/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I havent had sex but once since my ex like 3 years ago but it never crosses my mind my time will come.
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FruitOfLife
Professional Package Handler


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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Webster10]
#22497679 - 11/08/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Over a year, I win
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impatientguy
Ganjalf a very mighty lab wizard



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22497715 - 11/08/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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@OPLast night I was sexualy assaulted... By my hand.
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JustForToday
New Life, New Beginnings


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I had 6 years before until some months back. I had everyone beat.
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ecstaticengine10
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I just fucked my hand
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morrowasted
Worldwide Stepper



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: FruitOfLife]
#22497770 - 11/08/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
FruitOfLife said: Over a year, I win
4 years
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TheMovement
faeirie princess in training



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: morrowasted]
#22497810 - 11/08/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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How do you deal with it??
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Ras Rising
Friend of Nature




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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
#22497814 - 11/08/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Id imagine it doesnt take much.
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: morrowasted]
#22497847 - 11/08/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
morrowasted said:
Quote:
FruitOfLife said: Over a year, I win
4 years
never
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Plague_Wraith
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Salomon]
#22497990 - 11/08/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said: never
When I looked at "never" and then your Sin City avatar.
I'm going on 5 years. You guys will probably hear a volcano erupt when I finally get laid again.
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Salomon] 1
#22497998 - 11/08/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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like a month or so, since i broke up with my girlfriend. Hoes aint loyal, so im single now. I only dated her a few months so its not like i lost very much. Tbh i wasnt even mad when i found out she was fucking some other dude.
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SnowDaze
Probably Relapsing on Heroin



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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22498026 - 11/08/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You are beatin me OP
I'm at over a month
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