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OfflineTheMovement
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I haven't gotten laid in..
    #22497534 - 11/08/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Almost 17 days.. Last time I chilled with this lovely lady we were both too tired to fuck when we got home... and she was too hungover in the morning :kingcrankey:

Im going fuckin nuts here.


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497537 - 11/08/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Most people don't realize how great my dick is in their mouth :solidnod:


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497545 - 11/08/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Actually its only been 10 days.. but still god dammit!!!!!


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Invisibleimpatientguy
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497564 - 11/08/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Darn.
Shit happens.


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Offlineblackhawk
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497576 - 11/08/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You better hurry up, dude. It's only a matter of time before the gods come forth and deem you useless in the eyes of sexual reproduction and take you away.


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Offlinemakaveli8x8
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497581 - 11/08/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

yo bro whats your problem?

check it, droppin some game on ya yo



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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #22497651 - 11/08/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't had sex since april


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OfflineWebster10
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497667 - 11/08/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

2 days but got head yesterday


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InvisibleRas Rising
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: The Moose] * 2
    #22497675 - 11/08/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I havent had sex but once since my ex like 3 years ago but it never crosses my mind  :shrug: my time will come.


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Webster10]
    #22497679 - 11/08/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Over a year, I win


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Invisibleimpatientguy
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497715 - 11/08/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

@OPLast night I was sexualy assaulted...
By my hand.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: impatientguy]
    #22497761 - 11/08/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I had 6 years before until some months back. I had everyone beat.


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Offlineecstaticengine10
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22497767 - 11/08/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I just fucked my hand


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Offlinemorrowasted
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22497770 - 11/08/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
Over a year, I win



4 years


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: morrowasted]
    #22497810 - 11/08/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

How do you deal with it??


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InvisibleRas Rising
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: TheMovement]
    #22497814 - 11/08/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Id imagine it doesnt take much.:lol:


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: morrowasted]
    #22497847 - 11/08/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

morrowasted said:
Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
Over a year, I win



4 years



never:foreveralone:


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OfflinePlague_Wraith
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Salomon]
    #22497990 - 11/08/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
never:foreveralone:



:ilold: When I looked at "never" and then your Sin City avatar.

I'm going on 5 years. :facepalm: You guys will probably hear a volcano erupt when I finally get laid again.


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #22497998 - 11/08/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

like a month or so, since i broke up with my girlfriend. Hoes aint loyal, so im single now. I only dated her a few months so its not like i lost very much. Tbh i wasnt even mad when i found out she was fucking some other dude.


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OfflineSnowDaze
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Re: I haven't gotten laid in.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22498026 - 11/08/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You are beatin me OP

I'm at over a month


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