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health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler
    #22492801 - 11/07/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i'm pretty sure there is a reason she doesn't want me smoking especially in the house and she always throws a fit when she has to take me to get cigarettes saying i can't afford it and i'm almost out of money til my next check. the thing is, it's MY money, i should be able to spend it why i want, i don't even know why i have to go threw her, why doesn't the state just send it to meA? sometimes i get riled up and i smoked to packs of reds yesterday but that's not even twenty dollars. either she is my handler or she doesn't want me doing things good for me. she also says i can't afford organic and won't take me to a whole foods an hour away.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22492816 - 11/07/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

how old are you


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Lucis]
    #22492817 - 11/07/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22492822 - 11/07/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Well you sound underage lol I wouldn't drive your ass an hour away to go to whole food either. Plenty of organic shit at wal mart or any other grocery chain that should suffice. Sounds like you're being irrational to me imo.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: WyoMX]
    #22492829 - 11/07/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

When you say "is my mom my handler" does that mean you are disabled?


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: WyoMX]
    #22492832 - 11/07/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i might be irrational i appreicate the input.  the thing is i've been paranoid too and i think it's because my family is been putting something into my food that has been causing delusions lately.  i have my suspcisions on why they would do that too.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Lucis]
    #22492837 - 11/07/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i am on disability but i am referring to a mind control handler in this case.  i think she knows i am indigo.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy] * 3
    #22492848 - 11/07/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:shutthefuckup:


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy] * 1
    #22492853 - 11/07/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You sound like you have schizophrenia, or a schizoaffective disorder.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: The Phleg]
    #22492856 - 11/07/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:puppet:

Very likely.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Atreyu] * 1
    #22492858 - 11/07/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Atreyu said:
:puppet:

Very likely.




Yes, clearly a troll


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: The Phleg]
    #22492863 - 11/07/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Lucis]
    #22492871 - 11/07/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i think that is the ultimate goal of my gangstalkers, to make everyone think i have schizophrenia.  sounds like it's working. thanks.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22492873 - 11/07/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

glad to help you out.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Lucis]
    #22492883 - 11/07/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Well if you spend 28 dollars a day that's over 800 a month and you only get 720 so I can see where she's coming from. I don't really have any advice for what you think your parents are doing to you sorry man.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: WyoMX]
    #22492895 - 11/07/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

what are the health benefits of tobacco that you know about?  i know it scrubs radioactive particles out of my lungs like a platinum brillo pad a nd it gets aluminum out of my brain. 

i'm pretty sure that if i go up to 100 dollars over my ssi my folks should be able to spot me atleast until i get my snap money.  i would be willing to buy some take and bake pizzas to get square and level with them.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22492910 - 11/07/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lol Ya that sounds reasonable to me hahaha cigarettes will probably keep you from getting cancer and might make your dick bigger so keep it up man.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22492912 - 11/07/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sharmacy said:
what are the health benefits of tobacco that you know about?  i know it scrubs radioactive particles out of my lungs like a platinum brillo pad a nd it gets aluminum out of my brain. 

i'm pretty sure that if i go up to 100 dollars over my ssi my folks should be able to spot me atleast until i get my snap money.  i would be willing to buy some take and bake pizzas to get square and level with them.




:puppet: fo sho'


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22492953 - 11/07/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

the correct term is payee tho


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22494990 - 11/08/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, :pm: me?


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22494994 - 11/08/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

cigarettes are fucking disgusting.  You need to stop. 


on the other hand maybe you like being fucking gross, I dont know.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: PLURAL] * 3
    #22494999 - 11/08/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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what are the health benefits of tobacco that you know about?  i know it scrubs radioactive particles out of my lungs like a platinum brillo pad a nd it gets aluminum out of my brain.




Yo this was funny as fuck :rofl2:


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22495017 - 11/08/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If OP isn't a puppet he's nuttier than a jar of peanut butter.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22495035 - 11/08/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah he might be realated to hatingmeiseasier


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22495040 - 11/08/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've read every post he made for shits, I'm willing to wager he has a striking resemblance to this graem :tard:


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22495043 - 11/08/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah at least he's entertaining


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22495047 - 11/08/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah it's kinda hilarious :lol:


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22495091 - 11/08/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:crankey: No way. He's either a troll or a nut. Folks with Down's syndrome are neither.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22495098 - 11/08/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'll go with nut then, even though it's almost definitely a troll


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22495099 - 11/08/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i think i am the one getting trolled here tbh, and in real life also.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495101 - 11/08/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

When it seems to be everyone but you.......maybe it's just you


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495104 - 11/08/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah bro the FBI is trolling the shit outta you


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495108 - 11/08/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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sharmacy said:
i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.





why not smoke the roll your own, it's much cheaper than spending $7 a pack on marlboro


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22495117 - 11/08/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
roll your own





This.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22495121 - 11/08/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

sharmacy said:
i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.





why not smoke the roll your own, it's much cheaper than spending $7 a pack on marlboro





thank you for the suggestion, i have actually been looking into this as well as american spirit tobacco.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495142 - 11/08/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Overly dramatic,  unbelievable elements to the story, poorly thought out name. Terrible puppet, 5 out 10. Did not even kek.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495144 - 11/08/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sharmacy said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

sharmacy said:
i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.





why not smoke the roll your own, it's much cheaper than spending $7 a pack on marlboro





thank you for the suggestion, i have actually been looking into this as well as american spirit tobacco.





bacco brand tobacco. american spirit is over priced, the cons of tobacco outweigh
any benefits you'd receive. consider stopping. I've smoked for 35 years and just
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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22495167 - 11/08/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

sharmacy said:
i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.





why not smoke the roll your own, it's much cheaper than spending $7 a pack on marlboro




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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22495327 - 11/08/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
I've smoked for 35 years and just
quit myself.





How did you quit?

I smoked for 12 years, heavily for the last few years of my addiction, but quit almost a year ago and have no desire whatsoever to smoke again.  Every time I got a craving I would do pushups or go run a sprint, this would take the craving away completely which was strange, maybe it was my brains endorphins kicking in and that satiated my addiction, I don't know.


Anyway, yeah I am very proud of myself.  But I like to hear how others quit.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #22495563 - 11/08/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Overly dramatic,  unbelievable elements to the story, poorly thought out name. Terrible puppet, 5 out 10. Did not even kek.




Did you really just say "Did not even kek"?!

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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Lucis]
    #22495604 - 11/08/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
I've smoked for 35 years and just
quit myself.





How did you quit?

I smoked for 12 years, heavily for the last few years of my addiction, but quit almost a year ago and have no desire whatsoever to smoke again.  Every time I got a craving I would do pushups or go run a sprint, this would take the craving away completely which was strange, maybe it was my brains endorphins kicking in and that satiated my addiction, I don't know.


Anyway, yeah I am very proud of myself.  But I like to hear how others quit.





switched to a vaporizer and I've been cutting back on the nicotine


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495949 - 11/08/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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sharmacy said:
i'm pretty sure there is a reason she doesn't want me smoking especially in the house and she always throws a fit when she has to take me to get cigarettes saying i can't afford it and i'm almost out of money til my next check. the thing is, it's MY money, i should be able to spend it why i want, i don't even know why i have to go threw her, why doesn't the state just send it to meA? sometimes i get riled up and i smoked to packs of reds yesterday but that's not even twenty dollars. either she is my handler or she doesn't want me doing things good for me. she also says i can't afford organic and won't take me to a whole foods an hour away.



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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496282 - 11/08/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

let's not go there.  the only time i don't pay taxes is when i use my food stamps card.  i more than make up for it several times a year when i get arrested and have to pay fines/court costs etc.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496299 - 11/08/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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sharmacy said:
let's not go there.  the only time i don't pay taxes is when i use my food stamps card.  i more than make up for it several times a year when i get arrested and have to pay fines/court costs etc.




Lets do.

1) your income is disability checks

2) you dont pay taxes

3) youre a frequent guest of the state

4) you pay said court fees and fines with untaxed disability checks.

You are a burden to society.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: myc_check1212]
    #22496328 - 11/08/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

do you know how much a pack of smokes is taxed?


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496335 - 11/08/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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sharmacy said:
do you know how much a pack of smokes is taxed?




are you deficient? I hope so because that's the only thing that could excuse this thread


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496336 - 11/08/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496411 - 11/08/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

not to mention things like gasoline taxes etc.  i told you guys i put over 5 dollars of gas in my mom's car, which was a tax in and of itself, and i probably overpaid two or three dollars so the state could get it's cut.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496441 - 11/08/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Don't think your mom is trying to say that you should control your money better as she is annoyed that she still has to take care of her 36 year old son and looks to things that she can use to vent that out without saying it directly.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22496455 - 11/08/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Don't think your mom is trying to say that you should control your money better as she is annoyed that she still has to take care of her 36 year old son and looks to things that she can use to vent that out without saying it directly.





that's pretty superficial, i think she is a dual illuminati handler type who knows double speak and how to hide her true intentions by projecting them on two someone else or by being ambivilant, etc.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496471 - 11/08/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

step it up to a carton a day and maybe your mother will finally get some peace away from her adult child. i didnt know puppets could be on disability


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496478 - 11/08/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
Don't think your mom is trying to say that you should control your money better as she is annoyed that she still has to take care of her 36 year old son and looks to things that she can use to vent that out without saying it directly.





that's pretty superficial, i think she is a dual illuminati handler type who knows double speak and how to hide her true intentions by projecting them on two someone else or by being ambivilant, etc.




Definitely a  :puppet:


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496488 - 11/08/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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not to mention things like gasoline taxes etc.  i told you guys i put over 5 dollars of gas in my mom's car, which was a tax in and of itself, and i probably overpaid two or three dollars so the state could get it's cut.



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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496517 - 11/08/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

all i'm saying is cigarettes are healthy and you guys are out to get me now cuz i pay taxes and my mom is involved.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496642 - 11/08/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You don't pay taxes if you use welfare to buy shit that is taxed.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496657 - 11/08/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i see your point.

but you gotta admit, i am contributing something to society.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496665 - 11/08/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

No you aren't.  You are a total leech.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496705 - 11/08/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i keep people in almost all branches of the government employed.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496719 - 11/08/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

smoking in your house with cigerette's no less
I would cut you off for doing that shit too
do that shit in a garage or outside lol


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Konyap]
    #22496726 - 11/08/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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smoking in your house with cigerette's no less
I would cut you off for doing that shit too
do that shit in a garage or outside lol




i see your point and kind of agree with you, but i should be able to do it in my room with a window open during the winter.  the medication i am on makes it very hard for me to stay awake, let alone even get out of bed sometimes.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Konyap]
    #22496727 - 11/08/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

cighrt


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy] * 1
    #22496728 - 11/08/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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i keep people in almost all branches of the government employed.



They are leeches too.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Konyap]
    #22496733 - 11/08/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

disabled with schizophrenia:facepalm:
god rest your soul
do you know what dementia is?
do you think ciggerette smoke is going to help that


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496737 - 11/08/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

well, then i am contributing to the problem.  and i think that counts as something.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Konyap]
    #22496745 - 11/08/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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disabled with schizophrenia:facepalm:
god rest your soul
do you know what dementia is?
do you think ciggerette smoke is going to help that





yes actually i do, and if you look earlier in the thread, i state how cigarette smoke get aluminum out of my brain.  that way i don't get alzhemiers and fluorine can't cross my bbb.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496761 - 11/08/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

dude it's the same fucking thing you're depriving your brain of oxygen and fucking up your memory there's a reason schizo's are veiwed as dumb they have horrible life style habits usually lol


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22496763 - 11/08/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The hardcore psychotics are usually big smokers.  Seems to calm them.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496782 - 11/08/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

because they're addicted to nicotine and need nicotine

not fucking with someone helps too but that goes against Cognitive behavioral therapy
which is to bug the shit out of someone and then when something bad happens say you did you're best to alert them

schizo's also can smoke weed now too, they hang themselves so much they should just go to lala land, it's better then staring at the wall


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22496785 - 11/08/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

it calms their shadow people down


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22496843 - 11/08/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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it calms their shadow people down




shadow :puppet:?


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: The Moose]
    #22497368 - 11/08/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

schizophrenics often have two or more shadows that much is true


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: The Phleg]
    #22497458 - 11/08/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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:shutthefuckup:




I just see 666 when he does that hand sign.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #22497645 - 11/08/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

He only has 5 fingers??


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