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Offlinesprinkles
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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22494994 - 11/08/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

cigarettes are fucking disgusting.  You need to stop. 


on the other hand maybe you like being fucking gross, I dont know.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: PLURAL] * 3
    #22494999 - 11/08/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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what are the health benefits of tobacco that you know about?  i know it scrubs radioactive particles out of my lungs like a platinum brillo pad a nd it gets aluminum out of my brain.




Yo this was funny as fuck :rofl2:


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22495017 - 11/08/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If OP isn't a puppet he's nuttier than a jar of peanut butter.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22495035 - 11/08/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah he might be realated to hatingmeiseasier


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22495040 - 11/08/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've read every post he made for shits, I'm willing to wager he has a striking resemblance to this graem :tard:


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22495043 - 11/08/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah at least he's entertaining


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22495047 - 11/08/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah it's kinda hilarious :lol:


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22495091 - 11/08/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:crankey: No way. He's either a troll or a nut. Folks with Down's syndrome are neither.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22495098 - 11/08/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'll go with nut then, even though it's almost definitely a troll


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22495099 - 11/08/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i think i am the one getting trolled here tbh, and in real life also.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495101 - 11/08/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

When it seems to be everyone but you.......maybe it's just you


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495104 - 11/08/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah bro the FBI is trolling the shit outta you


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495108 - 11/08/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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sharmacy said:
i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.





why not smoke the roll your own, it's much cheaper than spending $7 a pack on marlboro


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22495117 - 11/08/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
roll your own





This.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22495121 - 11/08/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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sharmacy said:
i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.





why not smoke the roll your own, it's much cheaper than spending $7 a pack on marlboro





thank you for the suggestion, i have actually been looking into this as well as american spirit tobacco.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495142 - 11/08/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Overly dramatic,  unbelievable elements to the story, poorly thought out name. Terrible puppet, 5 out 10. Did not even kek.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: sharmacy]
    #22495144 - 11/08/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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sharmacy said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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sharmacy said:
i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.





why not smoke the roll your own, it's much cheaper than spending $7 a pack on marlboro





thank you for the suggestion, i have actually been looking into this as well as american spirit tobacco.





bacco brand tobacco. american spirit is over priced, the cons of tobacco outweigh
any benefits you'd receive. consider stopping. I've smoked for 35 years and just
quit myself.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22495167 - 11/08/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

sharmacy said:
i get 720 dollars a month and i only spent 23 dollars yesterday.  the thing is reds are only 7 dollars a pack i got two of those a lighter that was 96 cents and i even put 5.35 cents of gas in her car so i only spent 28.35.





why not smoke the roll your own, it's much cheaper than spending $7 a pack on marlboro




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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22495327 - 11/08/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
I've smoked for 35 years and just
quit myself.





How did you quit?

I smoked for 12 years, heavily for the last few years of my addiction, but quit almost a year ago and have no desire whatsoever to smoke again.  Every time I got a craving I would do pushups or go run a sprint, this would take the craving away completely which was strange, maybe it was my brains endorphins kicking in and that satiated my addiction, I don't know.


Anyway, yeah I am very proud of myself.  But I like to hear how others quit.


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Re: health benefits of tobacco is my mom my handler [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #22495563 - 11/08/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Overly dramatic,  unbelievable elements to the story, poorly thought out name. Terrible puppet, 5 out 10. Did not even kek.




Did you really just say "Did not even kek"?!

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