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OfflineGroo
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OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE!
    #22482818 - 11/05/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

bowl of the finest count chocula smoked to the face and I hear a rustling to my right!OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! Chillin in garage Door open AND OMG POSSUM!! I WAS LIKE HEEEON!!! HEEEON!!!! it left...


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Groo]
    #22482832 - 11/05/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh::mindexpanding:

....too bad you weren't trippin':vibin:


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: voodoochild1000]
    #22482893 - 11/05/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Tht happen first time I tripped, I hate 1 tiny mushroom and 10 minutes later. We were driving down the street. I was like IS THAT A RABBIT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I AM HALLUCINATION? No everyone else saw the rabbit...


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Groo]
    #22483286 - 11/05/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

that's actually the name of the weed? count chocula?  they have some really stupid names for strains these days it seems.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Forest23]
    #22483393 - 11/05/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's Opposum
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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Groo]
    #22483598 - 11/05/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

This is why humans are supposed to keep a stick with them at all times.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: undersativaskies]
    #22483651 - 11/05/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

undersativaskies said:
This is why humans are supposed to keep a stick with them at all times.





Opposum lol


Edited by Groo (11/05/15 10:36 PM)


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Groo]
    #22483700 - 11/05/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Possums are tite. They're not so bad. Fun fact: when they're really young, their cries sound like sneezes. Learned this when my family found a dead mother opossum with surviving young in her pouch. We sent them off to a wildlife rehab center, so hopefully they managed to kick their heroin habit by now.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: WChef]
    #22483763 - 11/05/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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WChef said:
Possums are tite. They're not so bad. Fun fact: when they're really young, their cries sound like sneezes. Learned this when my family found a dead mother opossum with surviving young in her pouch. We sent them off to a wildlife rehab center, so hopefully they managed to kick their heroin habit by now.



Um...possums don't do heroin. They only freebase.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: DavidReishi]
    #22483774 - 11/05/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

That happened to me once, but in the breezeway. I murdered it to death forever permanently.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: WChef]
    #22483935 - 11/05/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Also I am in Georiga. In Georgia there is subclass Oppossimei Var. Possum.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Groo]
    #22484001 - 11/05/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Happened to me with a skunk on my back porch.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: FeedyouHead]
    #22489090 - 11/07/15 02:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Guess who just made an appearance?


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Groo] * 1
    #22489142 - 11/07/15 03:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I usually just shout "be gone foul beast!".. usually retreats back into the underworld.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: HostDisorder]
    #22490426 - 11/07/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Opossums are sacred beings, as all animals are.
They are the keepers of the gate to the underworld in Huichol cosmogony.
I advise not killing them.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22490749 - 11/07/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Opossums are sacred beings, as all animals are.
They are the keepers of the gate to the underworld in Huichol cosmogony.
I advise not killing them.



Too late. He ate my dogs food so I threw a stick at him. He played dead then he was dead


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Matt87]
    #22490779 - 11/07/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Who's your favorite possum?



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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22490794 - 11/07/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

We get a lot of skunks here. And bears..... they smell the menstruation.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Sade]
    #22490800 - 11/07/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ha where do you live man?


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22491505 - 11/07/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Should of offered him a hit


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Psyche delics]
    #22491685 - 11/07/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Dr. Delban]
    #22493688 - 11/08/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

This is not my first run in with possums. Im sorry.. Opossums.

Story time With Groo

Anyway. I once chased an Opossum. I was like I'm gonna get it. Then it ran.

I chased it till I was in the middle of my dads back yard, it stopped.

You know when the DI in full metal jacket was like "Let me see your war face."

It stopped turned around dug in stud up and hissed/as loud as it could, it showed me its war face!!!!!

I turned and ran as hard/scared and jumped the fence ran another great distance THEN checked behind me.


The end.
    Have you ever ran for your life? I mean really ran for your life. Like car is about to hit you or monster possum is after you? It was the same type of dread.




I have another Opossum story I will tell next about my other Opossum run in.


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Groo]
    #22493736 - 11/08/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)



But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.


Edited by Groo (11/08/15 12:49 AM)


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Dr. Delban]
    #22493913 - 11/08/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

damnn


Edited by Groo (11/08/15 01:27 AM)


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Re: OMG JUST CHILLIN AND POSSUM CAME IN MY GARAGE! [Re: Groo]
    #22495116 - 11/08/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I personally have no issues with potassium.


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