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Do you shave your balls?
    #22482250 - 11/05/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I just did....
dont do it to often
maybe she will want it more :lol:
Do you shave your balls
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22482255 - 11/05/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

sometimes. nobody wants a face full of pubes


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22482273 - 11/05/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

yeah
thats what i was thinking
i traded her a Wendeys bacon cheese burger for a blow job
just gotta wait fir the kids to go to bed


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22482339 - 11/05/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

yes sir and she will like it...I keep mine trimmed all the time....face,chest.balls,belly... she likes it and I get more head action:headbang:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #22483815 - 11/05/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

trim but not shave


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust] * 1
    #22484205 - 11/06/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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blackdust said:
I just did....
dont do it to often
maybe she will want it more :lol:





There's no option for pluck.  I pluck all of my genitals.  And I mean all.  Completely hairless asshole, asscrack, testicles, and inner thigh and taint.  trimmed bush.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22484363 - 11/06/15 03:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Shave or a neat trim always works. Some girls like a bit of hair so the short neat trim works a charm. Some girls like no hair at all so a shave is the way to go there.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Lachy]
    #22484372 - 11/06/15 03:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

my girlfriend doesn't like any hair on my cock or balls, i happily shave it off :smirk: who else is going to put there gums around my plums :grin:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Cujllickduo] * 1
    #22484424 - 11/06/15 04:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've noticed that plucking the testicles actually gives you the smoothest feeling in the world....like freshly dusted prefect balls......and during sex it feels so much better not getting all caught up in everything.


I'll grow hair halfway up my shaft, if I leave that hair there like that, I can't go more than 10-15 mintues before both of us are sore, so I have to shave that....I can't pluck it, hurts way way too bad......honestly the nuts, taint, thighs, asshole, and asscrack do not hurt that much.  I am not trolling.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22485916 - 11/06/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Think your average girl (and by average I do not mean shroomerites :lol:) would think its weird to just straight up ask her how much hair she liked? I'm not talking first date, but after you've had sex once or twice.

A few nights ago this girl who is married told me (in confidence) that she didn't understand why her husband liked it when she squirted. I explained it (or at least what I like about it) and she was like "Oh, ok cool"... Like wtf, married five years and in all your pillow talk you never asked why he liked it?


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22486297 - 11/06/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

how do you pluck ball hairs?
anytime I have in the past, i get skin that comes out with the hair
scared that shit may get infected


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22486474 - 11/06/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Fucking weirdos.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust] * 1
    #22487531 - 11/06/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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how do you pluck ball hairs?
anytime I have in the past, i get skin that comes out with the hair
scared that shit may get infected





I have like a total of 40 hairs on my nuts, they are all grey and scraggly, which is gross because I have red hair.  Blood nor skin ever comes out.  Even when I rip large chunks of hair from my inner thigh down in the valley between the balls and thigh, never bleeds just baby fuckin smooth and grows in wonderfully.  I can not stand the feeling of razor burn.


I'll be honest I found out about plucking my genital hair from being wasted for days on poppy pods kinda going insane.....


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22487581 - 11/06/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

srsly thought u were just fucking with us to see who would try plucking there balls:lol: lol....sounds painful!!!:crazy:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #22487591 - 11/06/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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srsly thought u were just fucking with us to see who would try plucking there balls:lol: lol....sounds painful!!!:crazy:





It's only painful close to the shaft for ME. I don't recommend anyone else go try ripping their pubes out, but no I really do this. The smoothness is un matched and I don't get any razor burn.  I'm not all that new to pain.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22487711 - 11/06/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.




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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22487733 - 11/06/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.







Ya I find I'm kind of on my own on this one. I don't really see how it's any different than waxing for women, just safer and less pain.  It takes like an hour the first time, then you gotta go back over it and get the scragglers.  Fresh out the shower is the perfect time for grip.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22488837 - 11/06/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.







Totally.

I don't have time for all that shit >:O

And what's this "gee, I might get more head that way"

More like...

"Gee, I might not not stuff your face so far into my crotch that you choke on my dick"

You guys are whipped :V


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: micro]
    #22489042 - 11/07/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't shave my genitals. I just cut the hair a little shorter with scissors when I think it gets too crazy. I asked my chick if she wanted me to shave and she told me "guys shouldn't shave"

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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: micro]
    #22489056 - 11/07/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Fucking weirdos.







Totally.

I don't have time for all that shit >:O

And what's this "gee, I might get more head that way"

More like...

"Gee, I might not not stuff your face so far into my crotch that you choke on my dick"

You guys are whipped :V





Whipped? I'm single.  I clearly stated why I do it, and it has nothing to do with getting head.  I actually enjoy blowjobs the least out of any sexual act....They are like a commercial to me....sometimes they can be entertaining, even now and then I may remember one, but the thought of one is a distraction to the main event. 

Smooth balls and ass feel better overall to me on my every day life.  I don't like having my hair go jungle and getting stinky easier, so I keep it short, and if I trim my nuts and the side of my thighs and asscrack it itches like a sunburn almost....I have extremely sensitive skin.....so in under 2 hours a month and I can have my preferences fine and dandy........that's 4 minutes a day.....I'm sure you can't be that busy saving the world.  Also if she waxes her SB a skin smooth sack against it all juicy.....A+


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22490433 - 11/07/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lol, you weren't the one who said it

besides, I'm not being 100% serious, here =P


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: micro]
    #22491591 - 11/07/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

my dick looks bigger shaved


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust] * 2
    #22491639 - 11/07/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah.  But it isn't.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22491650 - 11/07/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i just want more head
hoping this improves my odds
married, so i cant just switch out a bar rat who loves sucking cock

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fuck, she told me if I cheated she would cut off my dick
considering i have a 2 inch butcher knife wound on my leg from her in our first year of marriage, i have reason to believe what she says


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22491924 - 11/07/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I think she knows how big your dick is by now.  Not for nothing but if you have a knife wound from her it sounds like you married a bar rat.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22492026 - 11/07/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You pluck all your asscrack hair too!? Do you do a hand stand and let your neighbor do it??


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22492213 - 11/07/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Moi?  Reply to fail.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: micro]
    #22492442 - 11/07/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Fucking weirdos.







Totally.

I don't have time for all that shit >:O

And what's this "gee, I might get more head that way"

More like...

"Gee, I might not not stuff your face so far into my crotch that you choke on my dick"

You guys are whipped :V



Remind me not to lick your gorilla balls


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22493383 - 11/07/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah sorry... I am lazy when I reply on my phone.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22493392 - 11/07/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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You pluck all your asscrack hair too!? Do you do a hand stand and let your neighbor do it??





How fat are you?  You can't reach your ass crack? Really?


I'm about to do a tek video on this just to show y'all im not bluffing.

I used to pluck my shit right at the mirror when I was locked up.  No one messes with a 6'6 guy plucking his nut hair in a prison bathroom mirror.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22493405 - 11/07/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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You pluck all your asscrack hair too!? Do you do a hand stand and let your neighbor do it??




I had a friend who convinced me to shave his butthole on occassion. We would fuck, so it's not like it was that weird. Ok. It was weird.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: koods]
    #22493543 - 11/07/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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You pluck all your asscrack hair too!? Do you do a hand stand and let your neighbor do it??




I had a friend who convinced me to shave his butthole on occassion. We would fuck, so it's not like it was that weird. Ok. It was weird.





What kind of insane person shaves their butthole? God.  I couldn't imagine.  If I pucker right and it's fresh out the shower I can almost get all the hair in one huge tug, no blood, not even a red spot.  I couldn't imagine the razor burn. I remember when I was 14 I tried shaving everything but the hole and it was the worst shit ever......I don't have a dad so shaving was trial and error......god so much razor burn I was bow legged for a week sophmore year.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22494628 - 11/08/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I can reach my asshole but I've never plucked any hair in my life, so it just seems difficult. One tug with a handful of ass hair and it's almost all gone??  You make it sound easy. Idk, I'll try it some day. Maybe.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22497454 - 11/08/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Wait, your actual asshole has hairs on it?! Like the pooping part?

:awewtf:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22498553 - 11/08/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, even my poop itself has hair on it and I scream for hours after each dump.
Don't judge me, we're all human and beautiful inside



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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #22500305 - 11/09/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I can reach my asshole




I think most people can. How would someone wipe their butt if they couldn't reach their asshole.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: koods]
    #22500370 - 11/09/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I just call my best friend koods to do it usually.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #22500376 - 11/09/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd be there for you. No homo


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: koods]
    #22500652 - 11/09/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

are you gay koods?
b/c your avatar and some comments have made me think twice


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: koods]
    #22500812 - 11/09/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I'd be there for you. No homo



You cannot make a post that includes the words "no homo".  You should ban yourself.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22503394 - 11/10/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I trim with a guard and keep things very short, but nevr shave. Only once did I ever take the sack fuzz all the way down - for the next two days it felt like I was getting punched in the nuts lightly.

I guess I had grown accustomed to the cushioning effect, and when it was absent it was surprisingly noticeable. I have always been surprised to not have found someone with a similar experience. Now I still trim the top close, but only keep things under control below. (I am not that hirsute anyway.)


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Void_Hawk]
    #22505481 - 11/10/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I trim with a guard and keep things very short, but nevr shave. Only once did I ever take the sack fuzz all the way down - for the next two days it felt like I was getting punched in the nuts lightly.

I guess I had grown accustomed to the cushioning effect, and when it was absent it was surprisingly noticeable. I have always been surprised to not have found someone with a similar experience. Now I still trim the top close, but only keep things under control below. (I am not that hirsute anyway.)





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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22505618 - 11/10/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.




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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22505659 - 11/10/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I shaved my balls once. It felt good to the touch but within a few days I had a hanging cactus that I didn't care for.

Also don't know how many of you have active lifestyles, but hair reduces friction. It's the reason boxers aren't allowed to grow beards in the Olympics. I wouldn't be able to run with shaved balls is what i'm saying. Because your balls rub against your thigh.:leaving:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22534709 - 11/16/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I keep a clean under carriage down there,,, balls, taint and ass.  She is the one that told me to shave taint and ass.  I feel so much cleaner after a shit too, as I don't have a wad of hair that a pound of shit just passed through...


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: RobZombie68]
    #22534835 - 11/16/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Pubes get in the way.
Trimmed pubes make your package look fucking spiffy and very approachable.
This goes for guys and girls... not the package part, just the pubes part.
And damn does a girl's hedge look better trimmed, or what?
Showing they give a damn and whatnot...


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22534903 - 11/16/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Makes oral sex way better.  My girl doesn't really like it... too metro.  I don't care, I'm selfish.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: SoloTrip]
    #22544638 - 11/18/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I shaved my balls once. It felt good to the touch but within a few days I had a hanging cactus that I didn't care for.

Also don't know how many of you have active lifestyles, but hair reduces friction. It's the reason boxers aren't allowed to grow beards in the Olympics. I wouldn't be able to run with shaved balls is what i'm saying. Because your balls rub against your thigh.:leaving:





Plucking avoids the razor burn, and wearing X temp work out boxer briefs keeps everything nice and in place and cool.

I cross fit trained for about 2 years plucked the whole time, no razor burn or chaffing.

However, when I used to do festies every weekend I plucked, and goddamn did I get chaffed........gold bond all day.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22545906 - 11/19/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Not all the time but I have plenty of times before


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Connoisseur]
    #22548189 - 11/19/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

yes, shaved balls and trimmed pubes, my junk looks majestic when full on hard.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #22549572 - 11/19/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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yes, shaved balls and trimmed pubes, my junk looks majestic when full on hard.



See, that's what it's all about right there!


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22549578 - 11/19/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hell no. I shave zero downtown


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Lucis]
    #22549791 - 11/20/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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yes, shaved balls and trimmed pubes, my junk looks majestic when full on hard.





Do you shave them every single day?  It's like having a pin cushion swinging between your legs.....and I only have one testicle.....so I lean more to the right......but I couldn't do it man......that feeling of grow back after shaving is just raw.  Do you do a lot of physical activity?  ( The guy that rips his pubes out is shocked you shave, yeesh. )


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22551444 - 11/20/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You young farts don't have any hair to speak of anyway. Wait'll 40 years from now and you won't be doing it anymore.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Still_tripping]
    #22552444 - 11/20/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Completely shaved, smooth as glass, girls love it because it's different, it doesn't look like your average sausage wearing a fur coat.  Plus I body build and have naturally tan skin, so chest gets shaved every two days also, been doing it 20 years, zip, zip bang,,, done!



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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
    #22554704 - 11/21/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, without a doubt. Hair is gross


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Ezuma]
    #22554893 - 11/21/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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trim but not shave



I agree. No one wants hair in their mouth and if you want your manly parts all the way in someones mouth....My lady appreciates my efforts :laugh:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22555948 - 11/21/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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yes, shaved balls and trimmed pubes, my junk looks majestic when full on hard.





Do you shave them every single day?  It's like having a pin cushion swinging between your legs.....and I only have one testicle.....so I lean more to the right......but I couldn't do it man......that feeling of grow back after shaving is just raw.  Do you do a lot of physical activity?  ( The guy that rips his pubes out is shocked you shave, yeesh. )




I shave about once ever other day, in a hot shower.  As long as you're not shaving against the grain of the hair you shouldn't get razor bumps.  I wash my cock/balls with soap first and let the hot water open up the pores on the skin, then I shave, then I take the rest of my shower.  When I was younger I would shave against the grain of the hair, this caused me some horrible razor bumps.


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    #22555991 - 11/21/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.




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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22556053 - 11/21/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.








Calls people fucking weirdos for shaving their balls, posts in a thread about shaving balls. :awesketch:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22556165 - 11/21/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hi, emf:grin:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22558314 - 11/22/15 03:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.








Calls people fucking weirdos for shaving their balls, posts in a thread about shaving balls. :awesketch:





People with grey bushes get laid only when a fat chick can't find a black man, and even then getting it up is such a battle you might as well just give up and try to reach 100k posts on the shroomery.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22559033 - 11/22/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Hi, emf:grin:





Actually that was me dude.:lol:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22559149 - 11/22/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.








Calls people fucking weirdos for shaving their balls, posts in a thread about shaving balls. :awesketch:





People with grey bushes get laid only when a fat chick can't find a black man, and even then getting it up is such a battle you might as well just give up and try to reach 100k posts on the shroomery.



I have no problem getting laid.  Or staying out of jail.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22563855 - 11/23/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22574125 - 11/25/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Nor do I on the laid part. And its probably not hard to stay out of jail ( irrelevant to this thread, which is pretty much your bitter trademark on the shroomery ) when you sit on your ass online a majority of the day sober. Ive been doing just that lately due to a grey hair in my bush. It reminded me death and stuff.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #22574266 - 11/25/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The end is nigh.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22574448 - 11/25/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Vandago I have no clue how you can pluck the hair, that shit is so fucking painful. I personally haven't shaved anything other than my face and neck in probably a year. I broke up with my girl friend and just gave up on all that shit. I think I'm gonna pick up an electric trimmer so I can at least trim my pubes and sack. I plan on getting back out there in the next few weeks, just gotta build some confidence

If I wanted to go completely hairless though, I'd just go get it all waxed, definitely sounds much easier than plucking it


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: OliverJames]
    #22574589 - 11/25/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: OliverJames]
    #22575349 - 11/25/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Vandago I have no clue how you can pluck the hair, that shit is so fucking painful. I personally haven't shaved anything other than my face and neck in probably a year. I broke up with my girl friend and just gave up on all that shit. I think I'm gonna pick up an electric trimmer so I can at least trim my pubes and sack. I plan on getting back out there in the next few weeks, just gotta build some confidence

If I wanted to go completely hairless though, I'd just go get it all waxed, definitely sounds much easier than plucking it





You gotta not think about it what so ever and do it in the dark by touch.  If I'm like sitting on the toilet or something, and focusing on what I am doing it actually does hurt ( you have to do that with the last few stragglers and you have to make sure you don't half pluck one, I have had the gnarliest ingrown hairs from this ).

I haven't been sexually active so I have just been trimming a bit and plucking the inner thigh, which I find has way way way less odor if I pluck out.  My job consists of sitting on my ass, and I don't want to even get a hint of sweaty butt in these thin pants.

I have an overly sensitive nose so smells offend me super fucking easy.  But as far as pain goes, I am very used to slamming my own face off brick walls, and as a teen I rarely went without my eyes blackened on my own accord.  I've had more stitches than I've had oil changes, and I'm 30.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22575352 - 11/25/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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The end is nigh.





Not close enough!!! Hope you have a good birthday oldman :smile:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22581079 - 11/27/15 06:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Please don't pluck your pubes.
It would take so long!


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: space walk]
    #22581100 - 11/27/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Please don't pluck your pubes.
It would take so long!





Takes about 20 minutes tops. You would change your tone when you felt how smooth smooth balls feel against your taint!


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22581109 - 11/27/15 06:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Please don't pluck your pubes.
It would take so long!





Takes about 20 minutes tops. You would change your tone when you felt how smooth smooth balls feel against your taint!



Phrasing! Lol


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: space walk]
    #22584371 - 11/27/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

What about it?  You wanted sugar coated balls?


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