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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22556165 - 11/21/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hi, emf:grin:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22558314 - 11/22/15 03:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.








Calls people fucking weirdos for shaving their balls, posts in a thread about shaving balls. :awesketch:





People with grey bushes get laid only when a fat chick can't find a black man, and even then getting it up is such a battle you might as well just give up and try to reach 100k posts on the shroomery.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22559033 - 11/22/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Hi, emf:grin:





Actually that was me dude.:lol:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22559149 - 11/22/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking weirdos.








Calls people fucking weirdos for shaving their balls, posts in a thread about shaving balls. :awesketch:





People with grey bushes get laid only when a fat chick can't find a black man, and even then getting it up is such a battle you might as well just give up and try to reach 100k posts on the shroomery.



I have no problem getting laid.  Or staying out of jail.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22563855 - 11/23/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

trim


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22574125 - 11/25/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Nor do I on the laid part. And its probably not hard to stay out of jail ( irrelevant to this thread, which is pretty much your bitter trademark on the shroomery ) when you sit on your ass online a majority of the day sober. Ive been doing just that lately due to a grey hair in my bush. It reminded me death and stuff.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #22574266 - 11/25/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The end is nigh.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22574448 - 11/25/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Vandago I have no clue how you can pluck the hair, that shit is so fucking painful. I personally haven't shaved anything other than my face and neck in probably a year. I broke up with my girl friend and just gave up on all that shit. I think I'm gonna pick up an electric trimmer so I can at least trim my pubes and sack. I plan on getting back out there in the next few weeks, just gotta build some confidence

If I wanted to go completely hairless though, I'd just go get it all waxed, definitely sounds much easier than plucking it


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: OliverJames]
    #22574589 - 11/25/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: OliverJames]
    #22575349 - 11/25/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Vandago I have no clue how you can pluck the hair, that shit is so fucking painful. I personally haven't shaved anything other than my face and neck in probably a year. I broke up with my girl friend and just gave up on all that shit. I think I'm gonna pick up an electric trimmer so I can at least trim my pubes and sack. I plan on getting back out there in the next few weeks, just gotta build some confidence

If I wanted to go completely hairless though, I'd just go get it all waxed, definitely sounds much easier than plucking it





You gotta not think about it what so ever and do it in the dark by touch.  If I'm like sitting on the toilet or something, and focusing on what I am doing it actually does hurt ( you have to do that with the last few stragglers and you have to make sure you don't half pluck one, I have had the gnarliest ingrown hairs from this ).

I haven't been sexually active so I have just been trimming a bit and plucking the inner thigh, which I find has way way way less odor if I pluck out.  My job consists of sitting on my ass, and I don't want to even get a hint of sweaty butt in these thin pants.

I have an overly sensitive nose so smells offend me super fucking easy.  But as far as pain goes, I am very used to slamming my own face off brick walls, and as a teen I rarely went without my eyes blackened on my own accord.  I've had more stitches than I've had oil changes, and I'm 30.


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22575352 - 11/25/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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The end is nigh.





Not close enough!!! Hope you have a good birthday oldman :smile:


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22581079 - 11/27/15 06:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Please don't pluck your pubes.
It would take so long!


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: space walk]
    #22581100 - 11/27/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Please don't pluck your pubes.
It would take so long!





Takes about 20 minutes tops. You would change your tone when you felt how smooth smooth balls feel against your taint!


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
    #22581109 - 11/27/15 06:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Please don't pluck your pubes.
It would take so long!





Takes about 20 minutes tops. You would change your tone when you felt how smooth smooth balls feel against your taint!



Phrasing! Lol


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: space walk]
    #22584371 - 11/27/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

What about it?  You wanted sugar coated balls?


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