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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
#22490433 - 11/07/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol, you weren't the one who said it
besides, I'm not being 100% serious, here =P
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: micro]
#22491591 - 11/07/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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my dick looks bigger shaved
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zappaisgod
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust] 2
#22491639 - 11/07/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah. But it isn't.
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22491650 - 11/07/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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i just want more head hoping this improves my odds married, so i cant just switch out a bar rat who loves sucking cock
--- fuck, she told me if I cheated she would cut off my dick considering i have a 2 inch butcher knife wound on my leg from her in our first year of marriage, i have reason to believe what she says
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: blackdust]
#22491924 - 11/07/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think she knows how big your dick is by now. Not for nothing but if you have a knife wound from her it sounds like you married a bar rat.
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22492026 - 11/07/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You pluck all your asscrack hair too!? Do you do a hand stand and let your neighbor do it??
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Moi? Reply to fail.
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: micro]
#22492442 - 11/07/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Fucking weirdos.
Totally.
I don't have time for all that shit >:O
And what's this "gee, I might get more head that way"
More like...
"Gee, I might not not stuff your face so far into my crotch that you choke on my dick"
You guys are whipped :V
Remind me not to lick your gorilla balls
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22493383 - 11/07/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah sorry... I am lazy when I reply on my phone.
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Distorted Vision said: You pluck all your asscrack hair too!? Do you do a hand stand and let your neighbor do it??
How fat are you? You can't reach your ass crack? Really?
I'm about to do a tek video on this just to show y'all im not bluffing.
I used to pluck my shit right at the mirror when I was locked up. No one messes with a 6'6 guy plucking his nut hair in a prison bathroom mirror.
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koods
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Distorted Vision said: You pluck all your asscrack hair too!? Do you do a hand stand and let your neighbor do it??
I had a friend who convinced me to shave his butthole on occassion. We would fuck, so it's not like it was that weird. Ok. It was weird.
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: koods]
#22493543 - 11/07/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Distorted Vision said: You pluck all your asscrack hair too!? Do you do a hand stand and let your neighbor do it??
I had a friend who convinced me to shave his butthole on occassion. We would fuck, so it's not like it was that weird. Ok. It was weird.
What kind of insane person shaves their butthole? God. I couldn't imagine. If I pucker right and it's fresh out the shower I can almost get all the hair in one huge tug, no blood, not even a red spot. I couldn't imagine the razor burn. I remember when I was 14 I tried shaving everything but the hole and it was the worst shit ever......I don't have a dad so shaving was trial and error......god so much razor burn I was bow legged for a week sophmore year.
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: vandago]
#22494628 - 11/08/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can reach my asshole but I've never plucked any hair in my life, so it just seems difficult. One tug with a handful of ass hair and it's almost all gone?? You make it sound easy. Idk, I'll try it some day. Maybe.
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bloodsheen
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Wait, your actual asshole has hairs on it?! Like the pooping part?
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: bloodsheen]
#22498553 - 11/08/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes, even my poop itself has hair on it and I scream for hours after each dump. Don't judge me, we're all human and beautiful inside
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koods
Ribbit



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Distorted Vision said: I can reach my asshole
I think most people can. How would someone wipe their butt if they couldn't reach their asshole.
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: koods]
#22500370 - 11/09/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just call my best friend koods to do it usually.
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koods
Ribbit



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I'd be there for you. No homo
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blackdust


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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: koods]
#22500652 - 11/09/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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are you gay koods? b/c your avatar and some comments have made me think twice
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zappaisgod
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Re: Do you shave your balls? [Re: koods]
#22500812 - 11/09/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I'd be there for you. No homo
You cannot make a post that includes the words "no homo". You should ban yourself.
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