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Shroomy GF *DELETED*
    #22481054 - 11/05/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22481479 - 11/05/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

concerts.  College.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22481661 - 11/05/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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but the ones I usually end up with are deceptive, scheming, or phony.



Welcome to the world of most people, regardless of gender.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22481716 - 11/05/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I am just curious, what's your vision?


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Re: Shroomy GF *DELETED* [Re: Lucis]
    #22482441 - 11/05/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22501238 - 11/09/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Jamband shows.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: Salnugs]
    #22503458 - 11/10/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd agree with everyone else in here. That's pretty much everyone you'll ever meet but best chances will be college or concerts. Still low chance of finding somebody, especially if you're not ready to wait a minute, like most people aren't. How old are you? After a certain point college might not be viable anymore, considering you'll be this old dude surrounded by immature poon.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22504353 - 11/10/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Smoke a lotta weed, work hard, Retire early, stay healthy, music festivals, attractive female companion with brain and personality................ Once I get rolling and get past a few obstacles I'll be working for myself. I guess I was being vague earlier. I just got spanked pretty hard by a young lady I fell for at work. I can't stop kicking myself for not paying attention to all the red flags! FUCK!!!!!!!! Anyway, VISION.




What attractive female companion with brains and personality do you suppose will be interested in you as a lifemate?  Do you know what the non sequitur there was?  "Work hard."  Right.  Everything else you wrote describes a bum.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22508194 - 11/11/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I believe that working hard and playing hard are synonymous. Ask a friend and I'd bet they would tell you I'm a hard worker/good employee. If everyone who smoked weed was a bum, nobody would have money for the next bag. This dude is not a bum.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088] * 1
    #22508820 - 11/11/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

^^ classic words spoken by a true bum


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: Salnugs]
    #22513244 - 11/12/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Not that it's  going to change anything, but I must insist that I am not a bum.  :thanx:


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22513864 - 11/12/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I believe that working hard and playing hard are synonymous. Ask a friend and I'd bet they would tell you I'm a hard worker/good employee. If everyone who smoked weed was a bum, nobody would have money for the next bag. This dude is not a bum.





Step 1: Never EVER ever ever ever refer to yourself in the 3rd person. Ever.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: yogabunny] * 1
    #22557894 - 11/21/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You meet compatible girls who share your interests while doing things that interest you. Do what you wanna do all the time, and if you see some hot girl doing the same thing, talk to her and ask if she wants to do it together. Simple as that.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: 36fuckin5]
    #22558350 - 11/22/15 04:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Smoking weed and staying healthy... Well besides lying to yourself, your probably lying to the girl as well. Accept yourself before you start bullshitting your way in a relationship.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22558395 - 11/22/15 04:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Where do cool women congregate? I can't find a woman who shares my vision. I don't have trouble talking to women, getting a girl, etc. but the ones I usually end up with are deceptive, scheming, or phony.





Why does she have to share your vision. She should have her own.

What you end up with is a reflection of who you are.

You sound like you want a woman to jump when you say jump and fully understand why.

"shroomery girlfriend" LOL


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: vandago] * 1
    #22558536 - 11/22/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Backpage, escorts.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: Madcaps]
    #22559312 - 11/22/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If you go out with friends to kickbacks or parties, go to where the weed is. For some reason my conversations in weed circles to feel much more real. It could be that pot keeps my inhibitions down (or others' down), but also I kind of view it as a display of openness. With drunk indoor conversations, I find myself struggling to speak over the music and it's never led anywhere.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: jamesdavey]
    #22569312 - 11/24/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Shroomy gf [not shroomery] was my way of saying a lady with an expanded mind. Fuck a girlfriend right now. I'm working on myself.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22569326 - 11/24/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomy gf [not shroomery] was my way of saying a lady with an expanded mind. Fuck a girlfriend right now. I'm working on myself.



Douchebag code for "I want a slutty bitch who doesn't care how flaky and selfish I am"


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22569330 - 11/24/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

How did you know?


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22569454 - 11/24/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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phishphan2088 said:
Shroomy gf [not shroomery] was my way of saying a lady with an expanded mind. Fuck a girlfriend right now. I'm working on myself.



It's been 25 minutes.  You should be done with that by now


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22571662 - 11/25/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, stopped working on myself, now I'm gonna keep jacking til I meet my maker. BTW I have a girlfriend and a slut on the side who jumps when I say. I wanted the slut to be my girl and to dump my current girl, but hoes is hoes. Keep the slut around and treat her like shit since that's what she likes. Life is crazy


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22573198 - 11/25/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Where do cool women congregate? I can't find a woman who shares my vision. I don't have trouble talking to women, getting a girl, etc. but the ones I usually end up with are deceptive, scheming, or phony.



What do you mean by "cool women?"
What is your "vision?"


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22575197 - 11/25/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah, stopped working on myself, now I'm gonna keep jacking til I meet my maker. BTW I have a girlfriend and a slut on the side who jumps when I say. I wanted the slut to be my girl and to dump my current girl, but hoes is hoes. Keep the slut around and treat her like shit since that's what she likes. Life is crazy




Sounds like you're a real life shitbird who found his shit flock.  Congrats, very heartwarming.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: sun_spots]
    #22575465 - 11/25/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I might try and bang the boss lady. She's very Barbie-like with a nice fake rack. She's always complimenting me on how good I look. You think I should flirt and see what happens?


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088] * 2
    #22575741 - 11/25/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You don't want to know what I think you should do.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: sun_spots]
    #22575965 - 11/25/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I do sun spots. Lay it on me Mr. Judgy Morality, What should I do? I started this thread for Ideas on how to meet ladies of a higher caliber, but the girl I fell for and broke by heart is now my fuck buddy and I'm not in love with her anymore. Isn't that funny? Now that I'm not in love with her, She's more attracted to me. I'd complain but I guess I'm crazy so I attract crazy women. Why change it up when I'm content where I'm at


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22576096 - 11/25/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah I do sun spots. Lay it on me Mr. Judgy Morality, What should I do? I started this thread for Ideas on how to meet ladies of a higher caliber, but the girl I fell for and broke by heart is now my fuck buddy and I'm not in love with her anymore. Isn't that funny? Now that I'm not in love with her, She's more attracted to me. I'd complain but I guess I'm crazy so I attract crazy women. Why change it up when I'm content where I'm at





If you are content where you are at why are you "asking"?

Do you wanna fuck or what?  I'll wear fake tits and rail you in the ass? k?


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: vandago]
    #22576140 - 11/26/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I keep coming to the conclusion that girls who are wild enough to be fun and like to party abit are wild enough to be... crazy?  well and they take it too far...
Its nice to party sometimes but still be totally responsible


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