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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22569454 - 11/24/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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phishphan2088 said:
Shroomy gf [not shroomery] was my way of saying a lady with an expanded mind. Fuck a girlfriend right now. I'm working on myself.



It's been 25 minutes.  You should be done with that by now


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Invisiblephishphan2088
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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22571662 - 11/25/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, stopped working on myself, now I'm gonna keep jacking til I meet my maker. BTW I have a girlfriend and a slut on the side who jumps when I say. I wanted the slut to be my girl and to dump my current girl, but hoes is hoes. Keep the slut around and treat her like shit since that's what she likes. Life is crazy


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22573198 - 11/25/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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phishphan2088 said:
Where do cool women congregate? I can't find a woman who shares my vision. I don't have trouble talking to women, getting a girl, etc. but the ones I usually end up with are deceptive, scheming, or phony.



What do you mean by "cool women?"
What is your "vision?"


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Offlinesun_spots
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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22575197 - 11/25/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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phishphan2088 said:
Yeah, stopped working on myself, now I'm gonna keep jacking til I meet my maker. BTW I have a girlfriend and a slut on the side who jumps when I say. I wanted the slut to be my girl and to dump my current girl, but hoes is hoes. Keep the slut around and treat her like shit since that's what she likes. Life is crazy




Sounds like you're a real life shitbird who found his shit flock.  Congrats, very heartwarming.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: sun_spots]
    #22575465 - 11/25/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I might try and bang the boss lady. She's very Barbie-like with a nice fake rack. She's always complimenting me on how good I look. You think I should flirt and see what happens?


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088] * 2
    #22575741 - 11/25/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You don't want to know what I think you should do.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: sun_spots]
    #22575965 - 11/25/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I do sun spots. Lay it on me Mr. Judgy Morality, What should I do? I started this thread for Ideas on how to meet ladies of a higher caliber, but the girl I fell for and broke by heart is now my fuck buddy and I'm not in love with her anymore. Isn't that funny? Now that I'm not in love with her, She's more attracted to me. I'd complain but I guess I'm crazy so I attract crazy women. Why change it up when I'm content where I'm at


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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: phishphan2088]
    #22576096 - 11/25/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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phishphan2088 said:
Yeah I do sun spots. Lay it on me Mr. Judgy Morality, What should I do? I started this thread for Ideas on how to meet ladies of a higher caliber, but the girl I fell for and broke by heart is now my fuck buddy and I'm not in love with her anymore. Isn't that funny? Now that I'm not in love with her, She's more attracted to me. I'd complain but I guess I'm crazy so I attract crazy women. Why change it up when I'm content where I'm at





If you are content where you are at why are you "asking"?

Do you wanna fuck or what?  I'll wear fake tits and rail you in the ass? k?


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InvisibleOeric McKenna
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Re: Shroomy GF [Re: vandago]
    #22576140 - 11/26/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I keep coming to the conclusion that girls who are wild enough to be fun and like to party abit are wild enough to be... crazy?  well and they take it too far...
Its nice to party sometimes but still be totally responsible


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