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OfflineSnowDaze
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Sperm donor?
    #22480301 - 11/05/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I need some extra cash and I saw an ad to become a sperm donor.... But I kinda feel weird about the whole thing cause that means there could be a kid in the world some day that was from my sperm... Kinda weirds me out... But you can make 4k in 3-6 months..  Would your do it or is it too weird?
Would you be a sperm donor?
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22480307 - 11/05/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I had a plan for genetic domination of the world via donating hella sperms and having yor generic babies far and wide to keep spreading your genes and eventually te whole world will be related to you then you win


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22480331 - 11/05/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Do you have to be tall, broad-shouldered, and handsome to donate sperm, or can any average joe do it?


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22480332 - 11/05/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Why not?  I know you can't cum most of the time except your appointment dates but if you're not getting any anyway why not?


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: l3estever]
    #22480373 - 11/05/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

4k in 3 months? I think you've been lied to. Isn't a single deposit only worth like $100 or something? And they only accept a certain number of deposits every month (like once every 2 weeks or something). Unless you have won the genetic lotto in combination with acceptance to Ivy League university (or other academic achievements), I doubt they would pay that much for some average joe sperm.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22480389 - 11/05/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, the mothers-to-be get to pick which donor they want, right? I presume they're provided with physical stats, a picture, and details about the donor's education and career. Anybody know?


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22480417 - 11/05/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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4k in 3 months? I think you've been lied to. Isn't a single deposit only worth like $100 or something? And they only accept a certain number of deposits every month (like once every 2 weeks or something). Unless you have won the genetic lotto in combination with acceptance to Ivy League university (or other academic achievements), I doubt they would pay that much for some average joe sperm.




You get a bonus for signing up with this one. Think it's like $1000 bonus? It's $200 a visit at this place... And I'm not getting any anyway right now so I am kinda thinking about it... I just don't want a knock on the door from some kid later on that like wants to know where the sperm came from... IDK


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22480420 - 11/05/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I voted no...


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Capers] * 2
    #22480422 - 11/05/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Capers said:
Yeah, the mothers-to-be get to pick which donor they want, right? I presume they're provided with physical stats, a picture, and details about the donor's education and career. Anybody know?




This.

But who knows, maybe there's a woman out there looking for jobless, 20-something that's so broke they want to get paid for wanking it.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22480425 - 11/05/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Previously I would of said no but now I'm broke I would say yes but still its weird theres a child out there that you don't know

Parents and children have a deep spiritual connection, even when seperated.

I'm not sure I could handle it TBH just for some cash.  Money is the root of all evil...

You're bring a life here and its going to suffer when it finds out its genetic parent didn't even know it.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: nice1returns]
    #22480435 - 11/05/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

He'll no. I'm not gonna have my essence running around untethered to me. The thought weirds me out.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: nice1returns]
    #22480442 - 11/05/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'm pretty  good looking with an education and a good career... No Health problems... It does ask about drug dependency though which I have had in my past so I don't think they would take me... If I tell the truth muahahahanaha


I'm on suboxone though so I think I'm disqualified


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze] * 2
    #22480447 - 11/05/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It makes good evolutionary sense to be a frequent sperm donor.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze] * 3
    #22480451 - 11/05/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

just jizz in a cup and send it to crystal


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22480457 - 11/05/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I also feel it would be a bit weird to have my child running around with no ties to me.

Also I bet you change your mind if you read the related thread at the bottom about donors being ordered to pay child support.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: fungus_tao]
    #22480472 - 11/05/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I will give any ammount of sperm for any ammount of any type of currency
(Money,weed,guns,lols etc)

I do however think we are over populating selfish fucks but money is money u got to do what u got to do


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22480610 - 11/05/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You need to pass a ton of tests & have a certain degree and shit to be able to donate. I think if you told them about faking your death you might be disqualified


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22480624 - 11/05/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Well aren't we feisty today.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: TNK]
    #22480632 - 11/05/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lol Sheekle.

And you don't have to have a degree you just have to be in school for one
BUT i have one


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: TNK]
    #22480635 - 11/05/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I went once and got rejected. They don't tell you why unless it's a serious health problem. They asked for pretty thorough medical history of immediate ancestors


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #22480639 - 11/05/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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You need to pass a ton of tests & have a certain degree and shit to be able to donate. I think if you told them about faking your death you might be disqualified



aren't you dead


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22480648 - 11/05/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

4k is a lot of dough for a nomad like me... where do you go to do this?

How much sperm do you have to give and how does it go down?  You just go in a room and knock one out into a test tube? 
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: nice1returns]
    #22480944 - 11/05/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i'll make a donation to your mouth:datass:


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Salomon]
    #22480950 - 11/05/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

PM me :awetongue:


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: nice1returns]
    #22481032 - 11/05/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hell no. I'm not gonna be a sperm donor. I have to many defects to reproduce.

Plus there's no way I could deal with a 22 year old girl ringing my doorbell telling me she's my daughter...


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Patlal]
    #22481056 - 11/05/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I wonder if I'd make more money donating sperm because I'm native american...

I'd do it, but I doubt I'd really tell people I make extra cash by jizzing in a cup.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Achillita]
    #22481097 - 11/05/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I decided not to do it... Too weird that I could have a kid out there


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22481101 - 11/05/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Achillita]
    #22481103 - 11/05/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I watched a documentary on this shit a while back and I remember some super smart scientist guy who donated hundreds of times and was the father of probably hundreds of babies. His whole mindset was to spread his genes and be a superior evolutionary success.

The reason they say you can make up to 4k is because that's the catch "up to". First nothing is guaranteed. You have to go through a million tests on medical history, education, and obviously physical appearance. None of which is probably paid for. They then screen your deposits for potency for a long time. Samples that aren't good are rejected and you are told you aren't a good candidate. If you pass everything and your sperms are good swimmers your required to make a series of donations over time so it's not like you whack off into a cup and walk away with 4,000$.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22481104 - 11/05/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

ive looked into doing it but all the places around here wanted medical records on your family which i cant exactly get.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: chulutu]
    #22481338 - 11/05/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

There's probably some guy talking down your sperm just to get the price down



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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #22481383 - 11/05/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd do it but they would never pick me. :shrug:


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: chulutu]
    #22481517 - 11/05/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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ive looked into doing it but all the places around here wanted medical records on your family which i cant exactly get.




Yeah I can't get that either


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22481531 - 11/05/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I tried it they wanted you to be tall 6 feet at a minimum. No bad genetics and they wanted medical records going back four generations! I met the height requirement and my family is fairly healthy but I couldn't get the medical records going back that far. Its a huge hassle for not that much cash. Also what gets me is they want you to be a attractive well educated individual but why would such an individual have to stoop to selling sperm?


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22481539 - 11/05/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Not as long as we have the legal system we do.  They can get you for child support no matter what disclaimers the mother signs.  The legal rationale is that she cannot sign away her child's rights.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Gorlax]
    #22481546 - 11/05/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I watched a documentary on this shit a while back and I remember some super smart scientist guy who donated hundreds of times and was the father of probably hundreds of babies. His whole mindset was to spread his genes and be a superior evolutionary success.

The reason they say you can make up to 4k is because that's the catch "up to". First nothing is guaranteed. You have to go through a million tests on medical history, education, and obviously physical appearance. None of which is probably paid for. They then screen your deposits for potency for a long time. Samples that aren't good are rejected and you are told you aren't a good candidate. If you pass everything and your sperms are good swimmers your required to make a series of donations over time so it's not like you whack off into a cup and walk away with 4,000$.



I remember this as well.  The donor was the doctor who ran the clinic.


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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22481593 - 11/05/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
You need to pass a ton of tests & have a certain degree and shit to be able to donate. I think if you told them about faking your death you might be disqualified



aren't you dead



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