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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Sheekle] 2
#22480639 - 11/05/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: You need to pass a ton of tests & have a certain degree and shit to be able to donate. I think if you told them about faking your death you might be disqualified
aren't you dead
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nice1returns
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22480648 - 11/05/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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4k is a lot of dough for a nomad like me... where do you go to do this?
How much sperm do you have to give and how does it go down? You just go in a room and knock one out into a test tube? :p
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Salomon
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i'll make a donation to your mouth
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nice1returns
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Salomon]
#22480950 - 11/05/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal
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Hell no. I'm not gonna be a sperm donor. I have to many defects to reproduce.
Plus there's no way I could deal with a 22 year old girl ringing my doorbell telling me she's my daughter...
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Achillita
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Patlal]
#22481056 - 11/05/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wonder if I'd make more money donating sperm because I'm native american...
I'd do it, but I doubt I'd really tell people I make extra cash by jizzing in a cup.
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I decided not to do it... Too weird that I could have a kid out there
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22481101 - 11/05/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I watched a documentary on this shit a while back and I remember some super smart scientist guy who donated hundreds of times and was the father of probably hundreds of babies. His whole mindset was to spread his genes and be a superior evolutionary success.
The reason they say you can make up to 4k is because that's the catch "up to". First nothing is guaranteed. You have to go through a million tests on medical history, education, and obviously physical appearance. None of which is probably paid for. They then screen your deposits for potency for a long time. Samples that aren't good are rejected and you are told you aren't a good candidate. If you pass everything and your sperms are good swimmers your required to make a series of donations over time so it's not like you whack off into a cup and walk away with 4,000$.
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chulutu
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ive looked into doing it but all the places around here wanted medical records on your family which i cant exactly get.
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JohnnieYen
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: chulutu]
#22481338 - 11/05/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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There's probably some guy talking down your sperm just to get the price down
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The Moose
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I'd do it but they would never pick me.
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SnowDaze
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: chulutu]
#22481517 - 11/05/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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chulutu said: ive looked into doing it but all the places around here wanted medical records on your family which i cant exactly get.
Yeah I can't get that either
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22481531 - 11/05/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I tried it they wanted you to be tall 6 feet at a minimum. No bad genetics and they wanted medical records going back four generations! I met the height requirement and my family is fairly healthy but I couldn't get the medical records going back that far. Its a huge hassle for not that much cash. Also what gets me is they want you to be a attractive well educated individual but why would such an individual have to stoop to selling sperm?
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zappaisgod
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22481539 - 11/05/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not as long as we have the legal system we do. They can get you for child support no matter what disclaimers the mother signs. The legal rationale is that she cannot sign away her child's rights.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Gorlax]
#22481546 - 11/05/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gorlax said: I watched a documentary on this shit a while back and I remember some super smart scientist guy who donated hundreds of times and was the father of probably hundreds of babies. His whole mindset was to spread his genes and be a superior evolutionary success.
The reason they say you can make up to 4k is because that's the catch "up to". First nothing is guaranteed. You have to go through a million tests on medical history, education, and obviously physical appearance. None of which is probably paid for. They then screen your deposits for potency for a long time. Samples that aren't good are rejected and you are told you aren't a good candidate. If you pass everything and your sperms are good swimmers your required to make a series of donations over time so it's not like you whack off into a cup and walk away with 4,000$.
I remember this as well. The donor was the doctor who ran the clinic.
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Sheekle
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Quote:
Rebelutionsssss said:
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Sheekle said: You need to pass a ton of tests & have a certain degree and shit to be able to donate. I think if you told them about faking your death you might be disqualified
aren't you dead
that's just what my shroomery stalker wanted everyone to think
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