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SnowDaze
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Sperm donor?
#22480301 - 11/05/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I need some extra cash and I saw an ad to become a sperm donor.... But I kinda feel weird about the whole thing cause that means there could be a kid in the world some day that was from my sperm... Kinda weirds me out... But you can make 4k in 3-6 months.. Would your do it or is it too weird?
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22480307 - 11/05/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I had a plan for genetic domination of the world via donating hella sperms and having yor generic babies far and wide to keep spreading your genes and eventually te whole world will be related to you then you win
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22480331 - 11/05/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do you have to be tall, broad-shouldered, and handsome to donate sperm, or can any average joe do it?
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Zombi3]
#22480332 - 11/05/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why not? I know you can't cum most of the time except your appointment dates but if you're not getting any anyway why not?
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4k in 3 months? I think you've been lied to. Isn't a single deposit only worth like $100 or something? And they only accept a certain number of deposits every month (like once every 2 weeks or something). Unless you have won the genetic lotto in combination with acceptance to Ivy League university (or other academic achievements), I doubt they would pay that much for some average joe sperm.
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Yeah, the mothers-to-be get to pick which donor they want, right? I presume they're provided with physical stats, a picture, and details about the donor's education and career. Anybody know?
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Quote:
Crystal G said: 4k in 3 months? I think you've been lied to. Isn't a single deposit only worth like $100 or something? And they only accept a certain number of deposits every month (like once every 2 weeks or something). Unless you have won the genetic lotto in combination with acceptance to Ivy League university (or other academic achievements), I doubt they would pay that much for some average joe sperm.
You get a bonus for signing up with this one. Think it's like $1000 bonus? It's $200 a visit at this place... And I'm not getting any anyway right now so I am kinda thinking about it... I just don't want a knock on the door from some kid later on that like wants to know where the sperm came from... IDK
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22480420 - 11/05/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I voted no...
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Capers] 2
#22480422 - 11/05/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Capers said: Yeah, the mothers-to-be get to pick which donor they want, right? I presume they're provided with physical stats, a picture, and details about the donor's education and career. Anybody know?
This.
But who knows, maybe there's a woman out there looking for jobless, 20-something that's so broke they want to get paid for wanking it.
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22480425 - 11/05/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Previously I would of said no but now I'm broke I would say yes but still its weird theres a child out there that you don't know
Parents and children have a deep spiritual connection, even when seperated.
I'm not sure I could handle it TBH just for some cash. Money is the root of all evil...
You're bring a life here and its going to suffer when it finds out its genetic parent didn't even know it.
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He'll no. I'm not gonna have my essence running around untethered to me. The thought weirds me out.
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I'm pretty good looking with an education and a good career... No Health problems... It does ask about drug dependency though which I have had in my past so I don't think they would take me... If I tell the truth muahahahanaha
I'm on suboxone though so I think I'm disqualified
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze] 2
#22480447 - 11/05/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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It makes good evolutionary sense to be a frequent sperm donor.
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze] 3
#22480451 - 11/05/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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just jizz in a cup and send it to crystal
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22480457 - 11/05/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I also feel it would be a bit weird to have my child running around with no ties to me.
Also I bet you change your mind if you read the related thread at the bottom about donors being ordered to pay child support.
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I will give any ammount of sperm for any ammount of any type of currency (Money,weed,guns,lols etc)
I do however think we are over populating selfish fucks but money is money u got to do what u got to do
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: SnowDaze]
#22480610 - 11/05/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You need to pass a ton of tests & have a certain degree and shit to be able to donate. I think if you told them about faking your death you might be disqualified
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: Sheekle]
#22480624 - 11/05/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well aren't we feisty today.
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SnowDaze
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: TNK]
#22480632 - 11/05/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol Sheekle.
And you don't have to have a degree you just have to be in school for one BUT i have one
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Re: Sperm donor? [Re: TNK]
#22480635 - 11/05/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I went once and got rejected. They don't tell you why unless it's a serious health problem. They asked for pretty thorough medical history of immediate ancestors
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