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You drink shit coffee * 1
    #22474369 - 11/04/15 02:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The coffee you people drink is complete shit. It continues to amaze me how groups of american sheep flock to Starbucks every day. If you are drinking any of the following you are drinking some of the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted:

Folgers
Maxwell house
Dunkin donuts
Wawa
7 eleven
Any gas station
Etc etc

Coming in at number 1 taking the spot for the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted is, you guessed it, Starbucks!

Starbucks has to be the worst coffee in the world. I'm dead serious the coffee is so bad and burnt its unbelievable. Go into Starbucks next time and order the cheapest cup of coffee imaginable. Or even try an americano. TRASH.

Starbucks is a disgrace to coffee all around the world. People who drink Starbucks are idiots who cannot tell quality from shit.

And NO I will not be buying the crappa/fappa/rappa chino trash for $7 with the caramel and cream etc. Thats not even a fucking coffee. TRASH

Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.

Fuck all this generic shit like starbucks...what a joke


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22474377 - 11/04/15 02:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't even like coffee :shrug:

If someone offered me a high quality made coffee, I'd take it.

Starbucks does make decent hot chocolate though.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Achillita] * 1
    #22474410 - 11/04/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

OP why don't you tell us what coffees you like Mr. Negative?


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22474411 - 11/04/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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DOBAS said:
The coffee you people drink is complete shit.




IT'S THE ONLY ONE THEY GOT HERE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO, NOT DRINK COFFEE AT WORK?!!!!
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] * 6
    #22474414 - 11/04/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Tell us what this is really about


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #22474418 - 11/04/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Segafredo


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Turtletotem] * 2
    #22474419 - 11/04/15 03:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

People who are into Kopi Luwak are technically the ones drinking shit coffee.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22474423 - 11/04/15 03:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't drink shit coffee... I don't pay ridiculous prices for coffee beans or some hoity toity shit, but I don't get coffee from any of those sources you listed. I buy whole bean and I grind it myself right before I brew it. I have both a french press and a coffee pot, both have their uses. I prefer the french press, but a lot of times I just don't feel like fucking with it.

I am definitely not a coffee snob, but I will not drink coffee from a can that is pre-ground. Freshly ground whole bean or GTFO.

Also people who buy fraps and shit, and call it coffee, I have a great disdain for. Taht shit is not fucking coffee. It's a coffee infused milkshake/icee. Stop calling that shit coffee.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Achuma]
    #22474426 - 11/04/15 03:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Most people don't care enough to not regularly visit places like starbucks or mcdolands.

I visited a coffee shop a while back and was happy to pay for a cheap coffee just to be able to relax upstairs in a different environment where I could think to myself without other distractions.

I think these places are full of yuppies and students, probably availing of the wifi or the latest mochajolijiju.

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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #22474440 - 11/04/15 03:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've drank a number of really high end expensive coffees, and you can definitely tell and taste and smell all the different flavor in the fresh ground beans, but once it gets brewed, it all tastes the same to me. Though it'll happen more likely than not once I start drinking enough. It was the same with cigars too. At first I'd be like, damn, these all taste like shit, but then after a while, you start noticing all the flavor nuances.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #22474444 - 11/04/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

At home I just have a normal coffee brew machine and used ground up beans from Douwe Egberts... shit man, it doesn't have to be so high class for me all the time, the simplest things are often the best in life, knowhatimsayin?


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22474446 - 11/04/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The best way is to buy raw beans and roast them as you need them, because the aromatics are volatile and the longer they are exposed to air, the shittier they become. So that eventually, even the most high end beans turn to shit if not used during their shelf-life.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] * 2
    #22474448 - 11/04/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:goodmorning:

You probably smoke shit weed, op...:bigjoint:

:trolldance: . . . :peace:


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vinsue]
    #22474451 - 11/04/15 04:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

This is one reason why I like drinking my coffee black

If it's shitty coffee your taste buds will recognize it immediately, but most people dilute their coffee with a shitload of sugar and sweeteners, that is not true coffee


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: shadyy] * 2
    #22474512 - 11/04/15 05:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
Tell us what this is really about




He just got fired from his job at Starbucks.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22474526 - 11/04/15 05:17 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Heehee I work for starbucks and partake in drinking espresso con pannas. I don't go when I'm not working tho bc I'm cheap and frugal. Maybe one day I'll be a REAL barista

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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] * 4
    #22474527 - 11/04/15 05:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I have my own coffee trees. Anyone who doesn't is drinking shit coffee.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] * 1
    #22474532 - 11/04/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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DOBAS said:
Segafredo




That shit has been sitting in a box for years.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22474551 - 11/04/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

careful everyone, we got a badass over here.:lol:

seriously though, I love coffee and drink a ton of it everyday, I will have to check out a coffee website I view sometimes and see what's really good.


I want to try this just for fun, see if I can get my eye twitching after one cup.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #22474564 - 11/04/15 05:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Highest caffeine content or gtfo


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Beanhead]
    #22474570 - 11/04/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Syrian coffee, called kachem or something like that.
Stuff had me twitching like a malfunctioning robot.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] * 1
    #22474901 - 11/04/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

That may be, but you're an asshole so I don't care about your opinions :cookiemonster:


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22475001 - 11/04/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DOBAS said:
Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.





so how many years is on and off for years... like 3 to 5 years maybe?

where would a person pick up this 'mom and pop' brand coffee


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22475051 - 11/04/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I get free coffee at work, those little plasticc ups u put into te keurig machine. They're pretty good for free coffee


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #22475069 - 11/04/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Shit coffee instruction:

1) Dry a turd
2) Grind it up
3) Put in coffee filter
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Enjoy a delicious cup of shit coffee.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22475092 - 11/04/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Shit coffee instruction:

1) Dry a turd
2) Grind it up
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Enjoy a delicious cup of shit coffee.







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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22475158 - 11/04/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I drink folgers most mornings

Its coffee... its caffeine.. do I give a fuck? No. I like the taste of black coffee.

I've tried lots of coffee and they mostly taste the same.

Coffee snobs, wtf... lmao


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Uzziel]
    #22475172 - 11/04/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I drink this unless I find a really food deal on some whole bean coffee



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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Uzziel]
    #22475247 - 11/04/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Your taste buds have been burnt by the likes of that shitty coffee. Enjoy your black dirt, pleb.

I buy from a local retailer that has their stuff imported from South America, the beans themselves were grown in the mountains and damn are they fuckin wonderful.

Turkish coffee, all the way. Best way to drink coffee IMO.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] * 1
    #22475263 - 11/04/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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DOBAS said:
You drink shit coffee




:lol: Fuck you, you don't know what coffee I drink


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22475369 - 11/04/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i bought some coffee in Costa Rica from a coffe plant i visited up in the rain forest and i have to say everything else tastes like fucking dirt now and im horribly upset i cant enjoy coffee anymore. ive resorted to paying shit tons of money for actual coffee


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22475383 - 11/04/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Wait, like a plant plant or a factory plant?


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Achillita]
    #22475403 - 11/04/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

like a company that has been making small batches up in the high mountains for almost 90 years. they showed us the field of coffee plants, the green house where they dry them, the old old coffee roaster they use for each batch the whole process from start to finish. the also process sugar cane and coco. it was a really great tour!! natural coco tastes like bitter hell and sugar cane juice tastes like sugar with added sugar


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22476009 - 11/04/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You people are so picky about your fucking coffee

If there's a coffee I find disgusting I will spew that shit out onto the nearest bystander and dump it away

But I haven't yet had any coffee that tasted that bad to me, I enjoy the flavor of coffee in general


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22476209 - 11/04/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Did you ever think maybe its just AMERICANS who are bad at coffee. All you drip shit and are all garbage at coffee culture and everything surrounding it. Ive had starbucks in a few countries. Its average but its not bad when made by someone decent.

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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
    #22476226 - 11/04/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Folgers gives me gut rot. McCafe doesn't for some reason.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
    #22476470 - 11/04/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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YOU CALL FUCKING MILK; CREAM WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT ITS FUCKING MILK MILKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



Who calls milk cream? We may use milk in place of cream sometimes., but I don't think I've ever referred to milk as cream.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: TopPmz]
    #22476501 - 11/04/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I want to get a French press


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22476504 - 11/04/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

didn't read the thread.


coffee sux.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22476512 - 11/04/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
    #22476564 - 11/04/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Why do you have such a stick up your ass about america, did your soul mate leave you for an American or some shit? :lol: y'all don't use cream there? Its better than milk in coffee

I'm drinking iced coffee with almond milk rn, it's dope


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22476610 - 11/04/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Take coffee pills.


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    #22476636 - 11/04/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Leave.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] * 1
    #22476911 - 11/04/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Use of the N word is not acceptable in any context.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: myc_check1212] * 1
    #22477036 - 11/04/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Fucking coffee snobs. All this "you don't drink the right coffee", or "you don't drink the right beer" reminds me of being in fucking high school. I guess it never ends.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Capers]
    #22477043 - 11/04/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

High school never ends


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22477838 - 11/04/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I want to get a French press




I love a French press! I always keep one in my truck for camping.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22477848 - 11/04/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I want to get a French press



how do those work you just pour coffe on the bottom and then put that metal thing over it?


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22477882 - 11/04/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Put coffee in it, pour boiling water in, then press down the strainer when you go to pour it.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22477905 - 11/04/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

OP is a Starbucks groupie coffee snob lets ostracize him


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #22477958 - 11/04/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

No i don't. You're just an asshole :pantsfase:


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22477975 - 11/04/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I really enjoy good coffee, but if I wake up and I don't have any decent coffee I would drink diarrhea out of my dogs ass if it had caffeine in it.  OP is being a hater.  Half of the brands you mentioned make decent coffee, not good coffee but good enough.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: fapjack]
    #22477992 - 11/04/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

until you've had real homeroasted coffee you don't really know what good coffee is, any shitty bean homeroasted is better than all of them combined.  Then you take it further and you get GOOD beans, then nothing comes close


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22478007 - 11/04/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Everyone should be drinking 4+ cups of dark coffee daily. It helps prevent DNA strand breaks - helps prevent cancer proliferation.  Not that it will cure it or anything but after many decades of studies on this we have solid evidence of the benefits of daily coffee intake.

Don't bother with the shit listed in OP's original post you need high quality dark roast. Don't drink decaffeinated coffee it belongs in the garbage.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: trees]
    #22478018 - 11/04/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i think the recommended is like 3 cups, the issue is after 3 cups your starting to get to much caffeine


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22478023 - 11/04/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Not all of us are privy to the forest gnome that walks around every fortnight selling his magical beans.  Best I can do is get shit from Trade Joe's or whatever our local market has.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22478024 - 11/04/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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i think the recommended is like 3 cups, the issue is after 3 cups your starting to get to much caffeine




It's ok you build tolerance to it. Just keep drinking it all day.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: fapjack]
    #22478039 - 11/04/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

everyone can be rich, its america.  There's small coffee shops in almost every decent sized city anyway thats where you go to get fresh roasted stuff.  Or just order the green beans and roast at home, its easy, and easier if your rich but not required


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: hex_enduction]
    #22478089 - 11/04/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Because like mindless drones they flock to Starbucks to drink shit coffee and leech wifi...
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Why do you have such a stick up your ass about america, did your soul mate leave you for an American or some shit? :lol: y'all don't use cream there? Its better than milk in coffee

I'm drinking iced coffee with almond milk rn, it's dope




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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22478092 - 11/04/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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i think the recommended is like 3 cups, the issue is after 3 cups your starting to get to much caffeine



That's completely personal and based on tolerance.

i get wrecked & jittery if i drink any more than 1 cup, but i know plenty of people who just keep refilling their mug


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Psychedelics yummy]
    #22478116 - 11/04/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I bought some Gevalia earlier today, it's good.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Lucis]
    #22478247 - 11/04/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

anyone who adds cream to coffee is only doing so to cover up its shittiness. Good coffee has a thick texture of its own. And if made to absolute perfection (roast and a VERY VERY experience maker) you dont need sugar.

Dont understand how commericalized murica is. Just full of horrible horrible corprate souless franchises. You will never understand or have the esteemed culture and perfection from say Melbourne, Italy, France.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22478337 - 11/04/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I want to get a French press




I love a French press! I always keep one in my truck for camping.





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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22478359 - 11/04/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I drink deathwish coffee. Your coffee is pussy compared to mine


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] * 1
    #22478366 - 11/04/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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The coffee you people drink is complete shit. It continues to amaze me how groups of american sheep flock to Starbucks every day. If you are drinking any of the following you are drinking some of the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted:

Folgers
Maxwell house
Dunkin donuts
Wawa
7 eleven
Any gas station
Etc etc

Coming in at number 1 taking the spot for the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted is, you guessed it, Starbucks!

Starbucks has to be the worst coffee in the world. I'm dead serious the coffee is so bad and burnt its unbelievable. Go into Starbucks next time and order the cheapest cup of coffee imaginable. Or even try an americano. TRASH.

Starbucks is a disgrace to coffee all around the world. People who drink Starbucks are idiots who cannot tell quality from shit.

And NO I will not be buying the crappa/fappa/rappa chino trash for $7 with the caramel and cream etc. Thats not even a fucking coffee. TRASH

Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.

Fuck all this generic shit like starbucks...what a joke



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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22478586 - 11/04/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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DOBAS said:
The coffee you people drink is complete shit. It continues to amaze me how groups of american sheep flock to Starbucks every day. If you are drinking any of the following you are drinking some of the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted:

Folgers
Maxwell house
Dunkin donuts
Wawa
7 eleven
Any gas station
Etc etc

Coming in at number 1 taking the spot for the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted is, you guessed it, Starbucks!

Starbucks has to be the worst coffee in the world. I'm dead serious the coffee is so bad and burnt its unbelievable. Go into Starbucks next time and order the cheapest cup of coffee imaginable. Or even try an americano. TRASH.

Starbucks is a disgrace to coffee all around the world. People who drink Starbucks are idiots who cannot tell quality from shit.

And NO I will not be buying the crappa/fappa/rappa chino trash for $7 with the caramel and cream etc. Thats not even a fucking coffee. TRASH

Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.

Fuck all this generic shit like starbucks...what a joke



I don't drink coffee.




cause tea is way better,



yerba mate specifically.



or a good oolong.



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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22478645 - 11/04/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

tea is only good with sugar, without sugar its just bland and unsatisfying, even the flavored shit and yes im talking about the quality loose leaf tea's.  id rather drink water that tea with no sugar

coffee you can just use cream, which has very little sugar/carbs in it

and ive tried stevia, that works but the problem is the brands ive tried are full of fillers and it takes like 4 packets to get any sweetness, then i tried stevia powdered leaf and that works but its kinda nasty, then i tried the stevia in the squeeze bottles those work but they only last for like a week

i might try making my own stevia liquid from the powder but i havn't got around to finding a good bottle to put it in yet, might just have to settle for a water bottle i guess but was trying to avoid that


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22478673 - 11/04/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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The coffee you people drink is complete shit. It continues to amaze me how groups of american sheep flock to Starbucks every day. If you are drinking any of the following you are drinking some of the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted:

Folgers
Maxwell house
Dunkin donuts
Wawa
7 eleven
Any gas station
Etc etc

Coming in at number 1 taking the spot for the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted is, you guessed it, Starbucks!

Starbucks has to be the worst coffee in the world. I'm dead serious the coffee is so bad and burnt its unbelievable. Go into Starbucks next time and order the cheapest cup of coffee imaginable. Or even try an americano. TRASH.

Starbucks is a disgrace to coffee all around the world. People who drink Starbucks are idiots who cannot tell quality from shit.

And NO I will not be buying the crappa/fappa/rappa chino trash for $7 with the caramel and cream etc. Thats not even a fucking coffee. TRASH

Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.

Fuck all this generic shit like starbucks...what a joke





I work at a starbucks.  It's garbage. Everything is the same beans, just ground different or the brew is made weaker or stronger.  It's very burnt coffee.



Some of the best I have ever had right here ^

I typically drink gevelia with a french press.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
    #22478701 - 11/04/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Funny it should come up, I was thinking of this today..




I prefer good coffee, enjoy tasting a good..bean..  But at work i'll drink their crud.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22478807 - 11/04/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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tea is only good with sugar, without sugar its just bland and unsatisfying, even the flavored shit and yes im talking about the quality loose leaf tea's.  id rather drink water that tea with no sugar

coffee you can just use cream, which has very little sugar/carbs in it

and ive tried stevia, that works but the problem is the brands ive tried are full of fillers and it takes like 4 packets to get any sweetness, then i tried stevia powdered leaf and that works but its kinda nasty, then i tried the stevia in the squeeze bottles those work but they only last for like a week

i might try making my own stevia liquid from the powder but i havn't got around to finding a good bottle to put it in yet, might just have to settle for a water bottle i guess but was trying to avoid that




have you tried honey with it? or just steeping the tea nice and rich?

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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22478826 - 11/04/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

honey has to much carbs


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22478889 - 11/04/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Your palate offends me.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: KevinDontWave]
    #22478911 - 11/04/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Honestly the only reason I drink coffee is for the caffein which is decent with Starbucks but try Panera Bread coffee.. holy shit will you get a shaky buzz lol


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: psylosis]
    #22478927 - 11/04/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: psylosis]
    #22478933 - 11/04/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Honestly the only reason I drink coffee is for the caffein which is decent with Starbucks but try Panera Bread coffee.. holy shit will you get a shaky buzz lol





Starbucks coffee goes like this.


Strong blonde = less water

Weak blond = more water

Flavored drinks = 1-3 shots of expreso + syrup flavor + milk

Their stuff is just a name and it's garbage.  I make it all the time.  I normally drink gevelia at home with a french press, but I prefer an old school perc......that thing pris posted looks so sexy though.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
    #22478940 - 11/04/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

None of this shit compares to the coffee gale made for Walter white


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
    #22478945 - 11/04/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
Quote:

psylosis said:
Honestly the only reason I drink coffee is for the caffein which is decent with Starbucks but try Panera Bread coffee.. holy shit will you get a shaky buzz lol





Starbucks coffee goes like this.


Strong blonde = less water

Weak blond = more water

Flavored drinks = 1-3 shots of expreso + syrup flavor + milk

Their stuff is just a name and it's garbage.  I make it all the time.  I normally drink gevelia at home with a french press, but I prefer an old school perc......that thing pris posted looks so sexy though.




coffee syphon, it's also an old school percolator... I have one by sunbeam that
was made in the 30s or 40s, still works like a champ and makes a great cup of
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vandago said:
Quote:

psylosis said:
Honestly the only reason I drink coffee is for the caffein which is decent with Starbucks but try Panera Bread coffee.. holy shit will you get a shaky buzz lol





Starbucks coffee goes like this.


Strong blonde = less water

Weak blond = more water

Flavored drinks = 1-3 shots of expreso + syrup flavor + milk

Their stuff is just a name and it's garbage.  I make it all the time.  I normally drink gevelia at home with a french press, but I prefer an old school perc......that thing pris posted looks so sexy though.




coffee syphon, it's also an old school percolator... I have one by sunbeam that
was made in the 30s or 40s, still works like a champ and makes a great cup of
coffee





I had a solid perc from the 30-40's that made the best coffee I have ever had....I dropped it when I was living in in my box truck and it never worked the same, fucked the thermostat up and just torches the coffee.

I saw an old school JC pennies perc at the goodwill never used a few months back, but couldn't even afford the 5 bucks they wanted for it.  I couldn't even find the thing online though and it looked amazing.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
    #22479131 - 11/05/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Cowboy coffee mothafuckas. Muddy ass coffee.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
    #22479140 - 11/05/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

my stance on coffee is about the same as my stance on weed; fuck it as long it gets me high amiright :whatyougonnado:

sure it's cool to get some strong herb now and then but i mean i'm not going out of my way to find the best buds imaginable. wutver i have access to, whether it's cheap weed or coffee, if it gets me high u best imma be on that shit, kid/


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
    #22479160 - 11/05/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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DOBAS said:
The coffee you people drink is complete shit. It continues to amaze me how groups of american sheep flock to Starbucks every day. If you are drinking any of the following you are drinking some of the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted:

Folgers
Maxwell house
Dunkin donuts
Wawa
7 eleven
Any gas station
Etc etc

Coming in at number 1 taking the spot for the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted is, you guessed it, Starbucks!

Starbucks has to be the worst coffee in the world. I'm dead serious the coffee is so bad and burnt its unbelievable. Go into Starbucks next time and order the cheapest cup of coffee imaginable. Or even try an americano. TRASH.

Starbucks is a disgrace to coffee all around the world. People who drink Starbucks are idiots who cannot tell quality from shit.

And NO I will not be buying the crappa/fappa/rappa chino trash for $7 with the caramel and cream etc. Thats not even a fucking coffee. TRASH

Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.

Fuck all this generic shit like starbucks...what a joke



I drink coffee grown in Puerto Rican rainforests, from a plantation I've personally been to.Unless you drink real blue mountain from Jamaica,not the fake shit that's in 90% of stores then you'll be hard pressed to find a better coffee then what I usually pick up.Sometimes I get it from places like Chile,Dominican Republic,sometimes Argentina. Places with those hot humid climates are part of what makes them awesome,along with many more reasons I don't care to get into.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22479393 - 11/05/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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honey has to much carbs




stevia... is a weaker sweetner... no wonder why it takes more. Why not just go for one of the full sweetners. or raw sugar.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
    #22479400 - 11/05/15 03:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

its only weaker because of the fillers, stevia in pure form is actually sweeter than sugar but lacks the ability to carmalize which lets sugar make some things taste better. the reason i don't use the other sweeteners is because they are sketchy, raw sugar still has too many carbs


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
    #22479403 - 11/05/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So out of boredom I just made my own starbucks drink

3 shots of expresso
3 squirts of dark chocolate sauce
swirled
dumped 3 cups of dark cocoa coffee on top


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
    #22479405 - 11/05/15 03:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

need some steamed milk in there, if you don't got a steamer then just microwave it then take a straw and blow a bunch of bubbles in it


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22479415 - 11/05/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
need some steamed milk in there, if you don't got a steamer then just microwave it then take a straw and blow a bunch of bubbles in it




I like my brew dark as dark can be.  We do have a badass steamer......Maybe a little milk.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
    #22479523 - 11/05/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I have used absolutely no cream, sugar or sweetener in my coffee for the past few weeks and I don't plan on going back

Black coffee FTW


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22479547 - 11/05/15 05:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Try coffee with cream and sugar, then add half a package of hot chocolate, its the bomb.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Chakanooga] * 1
    #22479549 - 11/05/15 05:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

and whip cream and marshmellow:cookiemonster:


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22479556 - 11/05/15 05:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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and whip cream and marshmellow:cookiemonster:



oh yes.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Chakanooga]
    #22479583 - 11/05/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hedonists. :shake:


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Chakanooga]
    #22479663 - 11/05/15 06:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Try coffee with cream and sugar, then add half a package of hot chocolate, its the bomb.
:mindexpanding:




Sometimes I do that at 7-11 the half coffee half hot choc. Don't tell OP though he only drinks that civet poop coffee, and i am pretty sure he was doing it before it was cool.


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22479827 - 11/05/15 07:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Black coffee & Baileys for breakfast (from a pint glass), ftw.:smirk:

I used to love that shit at sunrise.



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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #22480034 - 11/05/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Chakanooga said:
Try coffee with cream and sugar, then add half a package of hot chocolate, its the bomb.
:mindexpanding:




Sometimes I do that at 7-11 the half coffee half hot choc. Don't tell OP though he only drinks that civet poop coffee, and i am pretty sure he was doing it before it was cool.




They ran out of civets and are using dogs now.


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