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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
#22479140 - 11/05/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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my stance on coffee is about the same as my stance on weed; fuck it as long it gets me high amiright 
sure it's cool to get some strong herb now and then but i mean i'm not going out of my way to find the best buds imaginable. wutver i have access to, whether it's cheap weed or coffee, if it gets me high u best imma be on that shit, kid/
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22479160 - 11/05/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: The coffee you people drink is complete shit. It continues to amaze me how groups of american sheep flock to Starbucks every day. If you are drinking any of the following you are drinking some of the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted:
Folgers Maxwell house Dunkin donuts Wawa 7 eleven Any gas station Etc etc
Coming in at number 1 taking the spot for the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted is, you guessed it, Starbucks!
Starbucks has to be the worst coffee in the world. I'm dead serious the coffee is so bad and burnt its unbelievable. Go into Starbucks next time and order the cheapest cup of coffee imaginable. Or even try an americano. TRASH.
Starbucks is a disgrace to coffee all around the world. People who drink Starbucks are idiots who cannot tell quality from shit.
And NO I will not be buying the crappa/fappa/rappa chino trash for $7 with the caramel and cream etc. Thats not even a fucking coffee. TRASH
Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.
Fuck all this generic shit like starbucks...what a joke
I drink coffee grown in Puerto Rican rainforests, from a plantation I've personally been to.Unless you drink real blue mountain from Jamaica,not the fake shit that's in 90% of stores then you'll be hard pressed to find a better coffee then what I usually pick up.Sometimes I get it from places like Chile,Dominican Republic,sometimes Argentina. Places with those hot humid climates are part of what makes them awesome,along with many more reasons I don't care to get into.
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kakashi68
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makaveli8x8 said: honey has to much carbs
stevia... is a weaker sweetner... no wonder why it takes more. Why not just go for one of the full sweetners. or raw sugar.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
#22479400 - 11/05/15 03:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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its only weaker because of the fillers, stevia in pure form is actually sweeter than sugar but lacks the ability to carmalize which lets sugar make some things taste better. the reason i don't use the other sweeteners is because they are sketchy, raw sugar still has too many carbs
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
#22479403 - 11/05/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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So out of boredom I just made my own starbucks drink
3 shots of expresso 3 squirts of dark chocolate sauce swirled dumped 3 cups of dark cocoa coffee on top
the dark night
If you want satans dark night and you want to shit pure hell, double everything.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
#22479405 - 11/05/15 03:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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need some steamed milk in there, if you don't got a steamer then just microwave it then take a straw and blow a bunch of bubbles in it
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makaveli8x8 said: need some steamed milk in there, if you don't got a steamer then just microwave it then take a straw and blow a bunch of bubbles in it
I like my brew dark as dark can be. We do have a badass steamer......Maybe a little milk.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vandago]
#22479523 - 11/05/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have used absolutely no cream, sugar or sweetener in my coffee for the past few weeks and I don't plan on going back
Black coffee FTW
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Try coffee with cream and sugar, then add half a package of hot chocolate, its the bomb.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Chakanooga] 1
#22479549 - 11/05/15 05:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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and whip cream and marshmellow
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Chakanooga
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makaveli8x8 said: and whip cream and marshmellow
oh yes.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Chakanooga]
#22479583 - 11/05/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hedonists.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Chakanooga]
#22479663 - 11/05/15 06:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Chakanooga said: Try coffee with cream and sugar, then add half a package of hot chocolate, its the bomb.

Sometimes I do that at 7-11 the half coffee half hot choc. Don't tell OP though he only drinks that civet poop coffee, and i am pretty sure he was doing it before it was cool.
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Black coffee & Baileys for breakfast (from a pint glass), ftw.
I used to love that shit at sunrise.

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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: my3rdeye] 1
#22480034 - 11/05/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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my3rdeye said:
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Chakanooga said: Try coffee with cream and sugar, then add half a package of hot chocolate, its the bomb.

Sometimes I do that at 7-11 the half coffee half hot choc. Don't tell OP though he only drinks that civet poop coffee, and i am pretty sure he was doing it before it was cool.
They ran out of civets and are using dogs now.
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