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Turtletotem
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Beanhead]
#22474570 - 11/04/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Syrian coffee, called kachem or something like that. Stuff had me twitching like a malfunctioning robot.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] 1
#22474901 - 11/04/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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That may be, but you're an asshole so I don't care about your opinions
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22475001 - 11/04/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.
so how many years is on and off for years... like 3 to 5 years maybe?
where would a person pick up this 'mom and pop' brand coffee
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22475051 - 11/04/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I get free coffee at work, those little plasticc ups u put into te keurig machine. They're pretty good for free coffee
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: ManianFH] 1
#22475069 - 11/04/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shit coffee instruction:
1) Dry a turd 2) Grind it up 3) Put in coffee filter 4) Start coffee machine
Enjoy a delicious cup of shit coffee.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Patlal] 1
#22475092 - 11/04/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Shit coffee instruction:
1) Dry a turd 2) Grind it up 3) Put in coffee filter 4) Start coffee machine
Enjoy a delicious cup of shit coffee.

http://world.time.com/2013/10/02/the-worlds-most-expensive-coffee-is-a-cruel-cynical-scam/
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22475158 - 11/04/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drink folgers most mornings
Its coffee... its caffeine.. do I give a fuck? No. I like the taste of black coffee.
I've tried lots of coffee and they mostly taste the same.
Coffee snobs, wtf... lmao
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Uzziel]
#22475172 - 11/04/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drink this unless I find a really food deal on some whole bean coffee
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Uzziel]
#22475247 - 11/04/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Your taste buds have been burnt by the likes of that shitty coffee. Enjoy your black dirt, pleb.
I buy from a local retailer that has their stuff imported from South America, the beans themselves were grown in the mountains and damn are they fuckin wonderful.
Turkish coffee, all the way. Best way to drink coffee IMO.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] 1
#22475263 - 11/04/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: You drink shit coffee
Fuck you, you don't know what coffee I drink
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i bought some coffee in Costa Rica from a coffe plant i visited up in the rain forest and i have to say everything else tastes like fucking dirt now and im horribly upset i cant enjoy coffee anymore. ive resorted to paying shit tons of money for actual coffee
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Wait, like a plant plant or a factory plant?
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Achillita]
#22475403 - 11/04/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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like a company that has been making small batches up in the high mountains for almost 90 years. they showed us the field of coffee plants, the green house where they dry them, the old old coffee roaster they use for each batch the whole process from start to finish. the also process sugar cane and coco. it was a really great tour!! natural coco tastes like bitter hell and sugar cane juice tastes like sugar with added sugar
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You people are so picky about your fucking coffee
If there's a coffee I find disgusting I will spew that shit out onto the nearest bystander and dump it away
But I haven't yet had any coffee that tasted that bad to me, I enjoy the flavor of coffee in general
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22476209 - 11/04/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did you ever think maybe its just AMERICANS who are bad at coffee. All you drip shit and are all garbage at coffee culture and everything surrounding it. Ive had starbucks in a few countries. Its average but its not bad when made by someone decent.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
#22476226 - 11/04/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Folgers gives me gut rot. McCafe doesn't for some reason.
Edited by Bozko (11/04/15 01:36 PM)
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: kakashi68]
#22476470 - 11/04/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
kakashi68 said: YOU CALL FUCKING MILK; CREAM WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT ITS FUCKING MILK MILKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Who calls milk cream? We may use milk in place of cream sometimes., but I don't think I've ever referred to milk as cream.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: TopPmz]
#22476501 - 11/04/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I want to get a French press
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didn't read the thread.
coffee sux.
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