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DOBAS



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You drink shit coffee 1
#22474369 - 11/04/15 02:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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The coffee you people drink is complete shit. It continues to amaze me how groups of american sheep flock to Starbucks every day. If you are drinking any of the following you are drinking some of the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted:
Folgers Maxwell house Dunkin donuts Wawa 7 eleven Any gas station Etc etc
Coming in at number 1 taking the spot for the shittiest coffee I've ever tasted is, you guessed it, Starbucks!
Starbucks has to be the worst coffee in the world. I'm dead serious the coffee is so bad and burnt its unbelievable. Go into Starbucks next time and order the cheapest cup of coffee imaginable. Or even try an americano. TRASH.
Starbucks is a disgrace to coffee all around the world. People who drink Starbucks are idiots who cannot tell quality from shit.
And NO I will not be buying the crappa/fappa/rappa chino trash for $7 with the caramel and cream etc. Thats not even a fucking coffee. TRASH
Ive drank coffee on and off for years, drinking good coffee in 6 different countries. I only drink mom and pop legitimate quality coffee now. I'm not a cheap teenager anymore.
Fuck all this generic shit like starbucks...what a joke
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Achillita
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22474377 - 11/04/15 02:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't even like coffee 
If someone offered me a high quality made coffee, I'd take it.
Starbucks does make decent hot chocolate though.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Achillita] 1
#22474410 - 11/04/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP why don't you tell us what coffees you like Mr. Negative?
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Turtletotem
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22474411 - 11/04/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
DOBAS said: The coffee you people drink is complete shit.
IT'S THE ONLY ONE THEY GOT HERE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO, NOT DRINK COFFEE AT WORK?!!!!
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] 6
#22474414 - 11/04/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tell us what this is really about
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DOBAS



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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: shadyy] 1
#22474418 - 11/04/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Segafredo
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Achuma
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People who are into Kopi Luwak are technically the ones drinking shit coffee.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22474423 - 11/04/15 03:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't drink shit coffee... I don't pay ridiculous prices for coffee beans or some hoity toity shit, but I don't get coffee from any of those sources you listed. I buy whole bean and I grind it myself right before I brew it. I have both a french press and a coffee pot, both have their uses. I prefer the french press, but a lot of times I just don't feel like fucking with it.
I am definitely not a coffee snob, but I will not drink coffee from a can that is pre-ground. Freshly ground whole bean or GTFO.
Also people who buy fraps and shit, and call it coffee, I have a great disdain for. Taht shit is not fucking coffee. It's a coffee infused milkshake/icee. Stop calling that shit coffee.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Achuma]
#22474426 - 11/04/15 03:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Most people don't care enough to not regularly visit places like starbucks or mcdolands.
I visited a coffee shop a while back and was happy to pay for a cheap coffee just to be able to relax upstairs in a different environment where I could think to myself without other distractions.
I think these places are full of yuppies and students, probably availing of the wifi or the latest mochajolijiju.
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KrishnaDreamer
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I've drank a number of really high end expensive coffees, and you can definitely tell and taste and smell all the different flavor in the fresh ground beans, but once it gets brewed, it all tastes the same to me. Though it'll happen more likely than not once I start drinking enough. It was the same with cigars too. At first I'd be like, damn, these all taste like shit, but then after a while, you start noticing all the flavor nuances.
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Turtletotem
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At home I just have a normal coffee brew machine and used ground up beans from Douwe Egberts... shit man, it doesn't have to be so high class for me all the time, the simplest things are often the best in life, knowhatimsayin?
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KrishnaDreamer
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The best way is to buy raw beans and roast them as you need them, because the aromatics are volatile and the longer they are exposed to air, the shittier they become. So that eventually, even the most high end beans turn to shit if not used during their shelf-life.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] 2
#22474448 - 11/04/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You probably smoke shit weed, op...
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: vinsue]
#22474451 - 11/04/15 04:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is one reason why I like drinking my coffee black
If it's shitty coffee your taste buds will recognize it immediately, but most people dilute their coffee with a shitload of sugar and sweeteners, that is not true coffee
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: shadyy] 2
#22474512 - 11/04/15 05:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: Tell us what this is really about
He just got fired from his job at Starbucks.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22474526 - 11/04/15 05:17 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Heehee I work for starbucks and partake in drinking espresso con pannas. I don't go when I'm not working tho bc I'm cheap and frugal. Maybe one day I'll be a REAL barista
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Sun King



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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] 4
#22474527 - 11/04/15 05:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have my own coffee trees. Anyone who doesn't is drinking shit coffee.
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Sun King



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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS] 1
#22474532 - 11/04/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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DOBAS said: Segafredo
That shit has been sitting in a box for years.
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Lucis
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: DOBAS]
#22474551 - 11/04/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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careful everyone, we got a badass over here.
seriously though, I love coffee and drink a ton of it everyday, I will have to check out a coffee website I view sometimes and see what's really good.
I want to try this just for fun, see if I can get my eye twitching after one cup.
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Re: You drink shit coffee [Re: Lucis] 1
#22474564 - 11/04/15 05:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Highest caffeine content or gtfo
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