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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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I just dropped the densest turd * 1
    #22472977 - 11/03/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Really, it wasn't that big but that bitch was dense as fuck and heavy for it's size. Hit the fucking water with authority. As a comparison a normal turd hitting the toilet water would be a 38 special hitting practice round hitting a spinner target... well this fucking turd was a god damn all out 357 mag load hitting that bitch splashing water all over my ass

cheers


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OfflinePsychedelics yummy
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #22472992 - 11/03/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

the real question is how good was the relief


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #22472993 - 11/03/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:cuteshit:


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: Psychedelics yummy]
    #22473018 - 11/03/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Psychedelics yummy said:
the real question is how good was the relief



The other day, I was so relieved that my eyes almost rolled back. I always close my eyes and lose myself into the sensation. Its a large reason that I eat so clean and healthy. Because a nice clean solid one clearing out your colon is something no drug can compare to


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: topdog82]
    #22473026 - 11/03/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Great thread. I would lock it but I'm just gonna kill myself instead


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OfflineHardTrippin
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: koods]
    #22473082 - 11/03/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:handth:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22473134 - 11/03/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Splash back sucks, especially in a public shitter.

I am glad your rectum has found some relief, bravo.  I look forward for more amazing threads from you such as this one.


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: koods]
    #22473194 - 11/03/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Great thread. I would lock it but I'm just gonna kill myself instead




I hope your just kidding.
Your kidding right?


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: impatientguy]
    #22473238 - 11/03/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

impatientguy said:
I hope your just kidding.
Your kidding right?




I have him on ignore but I'm gonna go ahead and say no, he's not kidding. He's just that dumb.


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22473249 - 11/03/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Good for you:thumbup:


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: impatientguy]
    #22473267 - 11/03/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Get an opiate habit then come talk to me about dense turds.

Shit, no need to even wipe most the time. :lol:


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: shLong]
    #22473458 - 11/03/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:somefunnyshit:


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: SludgeCity]
    #22473509 - 11/03/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

whats it .357 factory loads or hand loaded?  It might seem like a trivial question but you'd be surprised.


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: shLong] * 1
    #22473516 - 11/03/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
Get an opiate habit then come talk to me about dense turds.

Shit, no need to even wipe most the time. :lol:



My shits aftr kratom binges are amazing


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #22473596 - 11/03/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Where are the pics, OP?


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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: D.M.T] * 1
    #22473730 - 11/03/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Here's a pic of OPs turd



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