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luvdemboomers
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I just dropped the densest turd 1
#22472977 - 11/03/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Really, it wasn't that big but that bitch was dense as fuck and heavy for it's size. Hit the fucking water with authority. As a comparison a normal turd hitting the toilet water would be a 38 special hitting practice round hitting a spinner target... well this fucking turd was a god damn all out 357 mag load hitting that bitch splashing water all over my ass
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Psychedelics yummy
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: luvdemboomers] 1
#22472992 - 11/03/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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the real question is how good was the relief
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: luvdemboomers] 1
#22472993 - 11/03/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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topdog82
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Quote:
Psychedelics yummy said: the real question is how good was the relief
The other day, I was so relieved that my eyes almost rolled back. I always close my eyes and lose myself into the sensation. Its a large reason that I eat so clean and healthy. Because a nice clean solid one clearing out your colon is something no drug can compare to
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koods
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: topdog82]
#22473026 - 11/03/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Great thread. I would lock it but I'm just gonna kill myself instead
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HardTrippin
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: koods]
#22473082 - 11/03/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lucis
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Splash back sucks, especially in a public shitter.
I am glad your rectum has found some relief, bravo. I look forward for more amazing threads from you such as this one.
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impatientguy
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: koods]
#22473194 - 11/03/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Great thread. I would lock it but I'm just gonna kill myself instead
I hope your just kidding. Your kidding right?
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luvdemboomers
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: impatientguy]
#22473238 - 11/03/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: I hope your just kidding. Your kidding right?
I have him on ignore but I'm gonna go ahead and say no, he's not kidding. He's just that dumb.
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impatientguy
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Good for you
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shLong



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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: impatientguy]
#22473267 - 11/03/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get an opiate habit then come talk to me about dense turds.
Shit, no need to even wipe most the time.
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SludgeCity
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: shLong]
#22473458 - 11/03/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: SludgeCity]
#22473509 - 11/03/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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whats it .357 factory loads or hand loaded? It might seem like a trivial question but you'd be surprised.
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: shLong] 1
#22473516 - 11/03/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
shLong said: Get an opiate habit then come talk to me about dense turds.
Shit, no need to even wipe most the time. 
My shits aftr kratom binges are amazing
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D.M.T
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: luvdemboomers] 1
#22473596 - 11/03/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Where are the pics, OP?
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koods
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Re: I just dropped the densest turd [Re: D.M.T] 1
#22473730 - 11/03/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Here's a pic of OPs turd
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