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zappaisgod
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22486677 - 11/06/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I didn't call him am artist. I called him a guitar player and a composer. The whole concept of art is bunk and I bet Frank would agree with me. He had no use for pretentious assholes and neither do I
The concept of everything is bunk. Even food. $100 for 3 grams of caviar, a food that is not even that delicious and just overly salty, is definitely based on nothing but a farce.
Food is tangible. You can touch it. If you don't have it you die. Art is an abstract concept that I would posit is a complete fraud perpetrated by snooty douches who want to make a cool picture worth a ridiculous amount of money to line their pockets;.
You do understand the difference between concrete and abstract, right?
Art is just as tangible as food.
In your long history of making absurd pronouncements this takes the blue ribbon. You can touch a canvas. You cannot touch the "art" in it. If I throw my shit on a canvas is it art? You can touch it. You can even eat it. But it isn't art. You can eat paste but you cannot eat the essence of the collage you make with it that the poseurs glom onto to declare it "art".of the collage you make with it.
Do you know why movie stars and athletes are worth every nickel they get? Because millions of people willingly part with their money to see them perform. That doesn't make it "art". Almost nobody dabbles in the fraud that is the "art" world.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22486756 - 11/06/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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The concept of art has been around a lot longer than people have been using it to get rich.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22486802 - 11/06/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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lowbrow said: You have just gone up a couple notches on my danger radar. What your doing is completely disturbing and you need extreme psychological help. It's not even the fact you are painting in blood, its the images that you are creating that are downright fucked.
Serious therapy is something that should be in your future. If not, your a time bomb and your bound to explode.
What are you talking about? This is the same sort of shit I drew in high school. Have I committed a serious violent crime in the past 15 years I've been alive?
You sound like Ben Carson
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zappaisgod
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: clock_of_omens]
#22486812 - 11/06/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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clock_of_omens said: The concept of art has been around a lot longer than people have been using it to get rich.
It was bunk then and it is bunk now
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: koods]
#22486826 - 11/06/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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lowbrow said: You have just gone up a couple notches on my danger radar. What your doing is completely disturbing and you need extreme psychological help. It's not even the fact you are painting in blood, its the images that you are creating that are downright fucked.
Serious therapy is something that should be in your future. If not, your a time bomb and your bound to explode.
What are you talking about? This is the same sort of shit I drew in high school. Have I committed a serious violent crime in the past 15 years I've been alive?
You sound like Ben Carson
What? Crystal is a creation of ___ _____. Her goal is to shock the hoi polloi. The unfortunate thing for Crystal is that she has not managed to shock even my calcified ass.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22486831 - 11/06/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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clock_of_omens said: The concept of art has been around a lot longer than people have been using it to get rich.
It was bunk then and it is bunk now
Nah.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: clock_of_omens]
#22486840 - 11/06/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yah. Sucker bait for rich shmucks.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22486864 - 11/06/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't know why you keep saying that. We already established the fact that the concept of art was around before rich schmucks wasted money on it. Also most art isn't even that expensive, it's just the paintings that people buy at insane prices.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22486975 - 11/06/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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How so? Not suffering fools does not make one pretentious.
Sounds like another way of saying 'talking down to somebody because your smarter than them'.
I would consider that a quality in a pretentious person.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: clock_of_omens]
#22487064 - 11/06/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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clock_of_omens said: I don't know why you keep saying that. We already established the fact that the concept of art was around before rich schmucks wasted money on it. Also most art isn't even that expensive, it's just the paintings that people buy at insane prices.
Bunk has existed as long as there have been people. Crystal does not seem to understand the difference between abstract and concrete nouns. For instance "beauty". There is no such thing, it is mutable based on mores and no two people have the same interpretation of it. Whereas everybody can pretty much agree on what a brick is.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22487351 - 11/06/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: In your long history of making absurd pronouncements this takes the blue ribbon. You can touch a canvas. You cannot touch the "art" in it. If I throw my shit on a canvas is it art? You can touch it. You can even eat it. But it isn't art. You can eat paste but you cannot eat the essence of the collage you make with it that the poseurs glom onto to declare it "art".of the collage you make with it.
Do you know why movie stars and athletes are worth every nickel they get? Because millions of people willingly part with their money to see them perform. That doesn't make it "art". Almost nobody dabbles in the fraud that is the "art" world.
There's many different kinds of art. Statues and sculptures, for example. Fashion, for example. That is most certainly tangible art that you can wear and touch and feel. You know what else is hoity toity nonsense for rich schmucks? Fashion labels at thousand dollar prices.
FYI I don't partake in the art "scene," I find that ever since the invention of post-modern abstract art, talent in art has gone so downhill you can hardly find it anymore.
Any fucking retard can create this: http://www.freevector.com/site_media/preview_images/FreeVector-Modern-Art-Vector.jpg
It takes a whole new level of talent to replicate for example, Michelangelo's works. Talent that many people in the art world (including myself) do not have.
Me personally, I envy the people who can create hyper-realistic images the most. Something like this, this is not something I could ever make: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01483/water-drops_1483794i.jpg
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22487670 - 11/06/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Check out what I shared on my Facebook.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22488069 - 11/06/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Paint a picture of a cute puppy.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? *DELETED* [Re: wigglewak]
#22488677 - 11/06/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Post deleted by DampMushroomReason for deletion: I've got to leave for a couple years. Hope the best for all of y'all.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: DampMushroom]
#22489827 - 11/07/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm relatively new to da Shroomery and i find this thread fascinating and frightening (kinda). Crystal seems like a badass chick who approaches her dark and disgusting art with a decent amount of levity. I view art as a potential useful tool for expressing, illustrating, and illuminating that which is indescribable with words. Often this is the dark and horrible aspects of nature, as well as the metaphysical principles of the universe. Of course, there's a lot of useless, mundane crap out there, similar to the way rock music has great bands that move people mentally and emotionally, and shitty superficial bands like Nickelback.
My only question is, did Crystal ever take this test, and was it done with blood? ⬇
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G] 2
#22842905 - 01/30/16 03:24 PM (8 years, 1 day ago) |
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I painted the horses head from the godfather a few weeks ago.

Next I'm working on a sketch of a girl getting impaled by a giant syringe. It's a jumno sized syringe going inside her vagina and theres blood coming out her vagina and the needle is poking out her neck and killing her. Because that's what I imagine an overdose to be like. It's an orgasm that fucks you and kills you.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22842919 - 01/30/16 03:26 PM (8 years, 1 day ago) |
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Although I think painting with blood is disgusting I gotta give it to you. Youre a pretty good artist. At least youre better than I am.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: trvptamine] 1
#22842956 - 01/30/16 03:34 PM (8 years, 1 day ago) |
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I bet that smells gross.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22842981 - 01/30/16 03:38 PM (8 years, 1 day ago) |
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Once it dries not really.
That's one thing that disappoints me, as I actually like the smell of my own period blood. 
Plus it's a great way to send a menacing or threatening message to your enemies without being overly obvious. Especially if it still had that period blood smell.
Like "hey I just drew this brutal homicide scene with real blood, that's also a scratch n sniff poster. Smell it. I dare you."
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22842998 - 01/30/16 03:41 PM (8 years, 1 day ago) |
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you should start painting people from the pub picture thread and then mailing it to them, the key is to make it a surprize so they don't know its coming because everyone likes surprizes better
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