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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22479247 - 11/05/15 01:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
I have a little less than a pint of blood left. It's my own. I started painting with it.

Naturally, since blood turns bad very rapidly (and I'm not interested in turning myself anemic by regularly extracting blood from myself), I need to use the rest of this quickly before it oxidizes and hardens.

What else should I paint guys? So far I've made this one painting. I'm also working on a female assassin (kuno-ichi) painting which will use the real blood.

Lastly, if any of you are cutters, suicidal, injured, or on their period and wish to donate samples to me I would love to make art with all your blood.











Paint a picture of marilyn manson with it.


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22479261 - 11/05/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
The period bloods for the dark shit :rofl:




Unfortunately I bled out most of it (I'd say that's close to a half gallon or maybe even a gallon in the picture below).

I keep forgetting to buy a diva cup, I really need to buy a menstrual cup for times like this. It would make the collection process so much easier, but I've been lagging. The closest place that sells menstrual cups that would fit me is like 10 miles away, and I can't find a ride.

Believe it or not, the pint of blood that I collected and painted with, was just blood I collected while sitting on the toilet for a few seconds. I tried to collect some more just now, but I accidentally got my urine in it and diluted it too much, so I had to dump my last sample.

I know, this is totally TMI, I basically just come here to post all the shit I can't on Facebook. :lol: Honestly, I don't know what I'd do without you guys and this community.


NSFW pic here




Edited by Crystal G (11/05/15 02:20 AM)


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #22479278 - 11/05/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I just would have to open this thread while eating tomato fucking soup (not even kidding).

:illjustgothrowup:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22479280 - 11/05/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I just would have to open this thread while eating tomato fucking soup (not even kidding).

:illjustgothrowup:




:lolsy:


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22479441 - 11/05/15 04:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I just would have to open this thread while eating tomato fucking soup (not even kidding).

:illjustgothrowup:





It was just tomato soup til the thread opened.  Now you got yerself some fuckin soup......


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #22480310 - 11/05/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
The day I receive a positive statement in my life, is the day I start making positive and uplifting images in art.





horse shit... I never knew you were the emo type



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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22480318 - 11/05/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck you Pris LOL :lolsy:

I'm not emo, life is rad and I'm getting involved in all sorts of gangbangs and orgies and shit, but art for the sake of being pretty is just SOOOO boring and mundane.


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22480362 - 11/05/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Or another one called "The Junkmeister," which is about a superhero woman who goes around shitty neighborhoods in Compton or Philadelphia, and goes around saving junkies from overdoses, passing out clean needles, and beating up pimps and guys who try to rape prostitutes.

Which story should I go with?





That one.


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: TNK]
    #22480376 - 11/05/15 09:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I did decide to go with that one. But I'm calling her The Slumlord instead.


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22480382 - 11/05/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:lmafo:  :biggrin:


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Jenny, jehny, sean, taliesen, taylor
I was the Head honcho And...... i still am
Jonas is everready
matthew is a psychiatrist
Marcus is a therapist
Arthur has Appeared .....
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1Gz8gmpPZTDdbWY7sNa3D5PGER3mxvp2
The drugs i use: Day: Clozaril 400mg, Zyprexa, 15mg, Seroquel 20mg, Risperdal 6mg, Invega 9mg The all in One Curved Rounded Pillar, Klonopin 1mg, Truvada The now mushroomm, Tivicay the Daydreams mushroom, Gabapentin 600mg Night: Lithium 300mg, Ativan 3mg, 5Htp, Trazodone 100mg, Hydroxyzine 2 at sleep time.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Oceanshore23Forest]
    #22480483 - 11/05/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I wonder what a newcomer would think about this thread.

Do you think it would scare them off? :lol:

:omgz:


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Uzziel]
    #22480494 - 11/05/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not exactly a seasoned member but I still had to consciously decide whether to keep using the shroomery after reading this thread....so yes, it probably would :lol:


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Uzziel]
    #22480495 - 11/05/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Uzziel said:
I wonder what a newcomer would think about this thread.

Do you think it would scare them off? :lol:

:omgz:



shit its almost scaring me off


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22480498 - 11/05/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

We have some genuine weirdos here.

Ah well. I guess that's what makes life interesting...

or something....


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22481322 - 11/05/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I just would have to open this thread while eating tomato fucking soup (not even kidding).

:illjustgothrowup:




Would you like some period blood with that?


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22481511 - 11/05/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:


What are you talking about? This is the same sort of shit I drew in high school. Have I committed a serious violent crime in the past 15 years I've been alive?





Besides attempting to drug somebody to rape them, to my knowledge, no.
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Crystal G said:

The images are supposed to be fucked up. Hello, I'm drawing in blood! When you draw in blood, you are pretty much limited to making gory, violent, or dark pieces. I mean, that's the only genre of art where blood is going to work well.




Tick, tick, tick.....


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22481654 - 11/05/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:

The images are supposed to be fucked up. Hello, I'm drawing in blood! When you draw in blood, you are pretty much limited to making gory, violent, or dark pieces. I mean, that's the only genre of art where blood is going to work well.




Why?  It is just another kind of red paint.  And, by the way, art is bullshit.  It is a pretentious label applied by pretentious assholes to shit they think is cool.  Do you think your period pieces are somehow more interesting because of where the media came from, i.e. your cunt?


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22481678 - 11/05/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Of course crystal posted this stupid psycho shit. The fuck man... The fuck.


Edit: typo


Edited by ak47myth (11/05/15 04:24 PM)


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22481834 - 11/05/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Why?  It is just another kind of red paint.  And, by the way, art is bullshit.  It is a pretentious label applied by pretentious assholes to shit they think is cool.




A good example of that would be an artist named Frank Zappa.:tongue:


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22481845 - 11/05/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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lowbrow said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:

Why?  It is just another kind of red paint.  And, by the way, art is bullshit.  It is a pretentious label applied by pretentious assholes to shit they think is cool.




A good example of that would be an artist named Frank Zappa.:tongue:




If that's his definition of an artist, he must be a fucking billionaire off his paintings.


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