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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Seriously_trippin] 7
#22474037 - 11/03/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: I will trade you one cup of semen for one painting =P.
They are interesting paintings though. Very....... resourceful
That's like offering a Starbucks barista a free cup of coffee.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: koods]
#22474065 - 11/03/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: I will trade you one cup of semen for one painting =P.
They are interesting paintings though. Very....... resourceful
That's like offering a Starbucks barista a free cup of coffee.
LMFAO! He's right you know. I can get a cup of semen any time, anywhere. Although I like to think that the quality of semen I get is much better than Starbucks quality.
There's got to be some kind of potion you can drink that will make your jizz turn blue or purple or various colors. Once I figure out the TEK on that, I'll be *ahem* "collecting" semen samples from a variety of young gentlemen.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22474073 - 11/03/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22474190 - 11/04/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Actually, I was just thinking about it, and I really could use a cup of semen. Several cups, in fact. I just realized I can combine it with paint and basically dye it, and use that semen for various paintings.
I don't know how somebody will manage to collect a full cup though without it crusting or getting old and ratchet before you mail it though. The only way this could work is if I was involved in like a 20-person gang bang, and everybody ejaculated into the same petri dish or something. I am totally down to make this happen somehow. I've found from personal experience however, that organizing group activities, especially a group of that magnitude, can often be really difficult to make happen, often due to scheduling conflicts. And this is even more difficult complemented with the fact that I have high standards. I mean, I can't just organize a gang-bang with a bunch of middle-aged, fat, sloppy, Craigslist creeps. I mean I could, but that would just gross me out, and I would NOT want to use their semen in my artwork.
One day in the future, I hope to make a sex painting using body paint, one where he paints his whole body blue and I paint mine purple or pink, and we roll around on a canvas and see what comes out. And of course this would have to take place on the heaviest day of my period. Those canvases that are big enough for a fully grown adult to lie down on are like over $100 though. That's a lot to spend on a piece of art, considering I really do this just as a hobby and not to sell my stuff.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22474216 - 11/04/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Took you that long to figure it out? I thought about pointing that out long ago.
You're not getting a drop of semen from me though and I encourage everyone else to heed this advice. It's all a trap and has been from the beginning. You think you're donating for art, what you're really doing is signing up for child support payments.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22474229 - 11/04/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22474243 - 11/04/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: You're not getting a drop of semen from me though and I encourage everyone else to heed this advice. It's all a trap and has been from the beginning. You think you're donating for art, what you're really doing is signing up for child support payments.
Yeah, because clearly I am interested in popping out babies, that's why I'm in my 30's and childless by choice. Also, I'm pretty sure semen dies after 48 or 72 hours. Especially when it has been exposed to heat or any temperature changes. By the time it arrived in the mail, it would be sterile.
A few measly couple hundred dollars worth of child support a month is NOT enough payment for me considering all the labor that goes into giving birth and raising a child. Are you fucking serious? I do music gigs on occasion, and I don't even accept jobs that don't pay me a MINIMUM of $500 for a gig. Otherwise it's not worth the time and the effort for me. FOH with your slave wages. "Getting rich" off child support from your average joe is a fucking myth.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22474251 - 11/04/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Actually, I was just thinking about it, and I really could use a cup of semen. Several cups, in fact. I just realized I can combine it with paint and basically dye it, and use that semen for various paintings.
I don't know how somebody will manage to collect a full cup though without it crusting or getting old and ratchet before you mail it though. The only way this could work is if I was involved in like a 20-person gang bang, and everybody ejaculated into the same petri dish or something. I am totally down to make this happen somehow. I've found from personal experience however, that organizing group activities, especially a group of that magnitude, can often be really difficult to make happen, often due to scheduling conflicts. And this is even more difficult complemented with the fact that I have high standards. I mean, I can't just organize a gang-bang with a bunch of middle-aged, fat, sloppy, Craigslist creeps. I mean I could, but that would just gross me out, and I would NOT want to use their semen in my artwork.
One day in the future, I hope to make a sex painting using body paint, one where he paints his whole body blue and I paint mine purple or pink, and we roll around on a canvas and see what comes out. And of course this would have to take place on the heaviest day of my period. Those canvases that are big enough for a fully grown adult to lie down on are like over $100 though. That's a lot to spend on a piece of art, considering I really do this just as a hobby and not to sell my stuff.
You are wild,that turns me on but yeah I'm not sure how you'd get that much jizz for art like that.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22474255 - 11/04/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Until this very moment, I wasn't really sure if you were being serious or not.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22474258 - 11/04/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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400 per gangbang?
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22474283 - 11/04/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Until this very moment, I wasn't really sure if you were being serious or not.

LOL I just wanted to point out that "getting rich off child support" off your average Joe is a fucking myth. The national average child support payment is between $350 and $427 a month (this is a statistic from the NY Times). That is really shit pay and shit money if you really think about the time, work, and labor that it costs to raise a child, not to mention go through with the whole mess of fucking your body up permanently from pregnancy and labor.
Yeah no thanks, I'd rather be a drug dealer or an animal poacher.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22474297 - 11/04/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would never seriously suggest such a thing. For one thing, way too many people manage to dodge child support payments for it to really be a reliable method of income.
If I'm going to be honest, I find your requests weird as fuck, selling them, too. It's one thing to decide to paint with your own blood, very different to ask people to donate bodily fluids for you to play in, weirder to turn around and expect to sell them. Not as if weird shit like that doesn't happen, but I judge those the same as well. There's some dude out there who actually paints with his dick as the "brush". Does portraits mostly (at least as far as I know). I even have to kind of admire his work, it really doesn't look like what you'd expect to see if someone offered to show you a painting someone did with their dick.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#22474298 - 11/04/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip's post just did give me an interesting thought however. If I do decide I want a kid, I've decided exactly how I will do this. Not the old-fashioned way, but in a methodical yet totally random way.
I will take fresh semen samples from a large group of guys that I am interested in... guys with good genes who are also intelligent and even-tempered and kind and nurturing, basically all the qualities you would want in a father. I will mix all the semen samples together very thoroughly, so all the semen is evenly dispersed. Then I administer it into my vagina via a syringe.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22474310 - 11/04/15 01:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: If I'm going to be honest, I find your requests weird as fuck, selling them, too. It's one thing to decide to paint with your own blood, very different to ask people to donate bodily fluids for you to play in, weirder to turn around and expect to sell them. Not as if weird shit like that doesn't happen, but I judge those the same as well. There's some dude out there who actually paints with his dick as the "brush". Does portraits mostly (at least as far as I know). I even have to kind of admire his work, it really doesn't look like what you'd expect to see if someone offered to show you a painting someone did with their dick.
I don't really sell any of my artwork. Not professionally, anyway, although I have had a couple friends buy pieces off me just because I made it. I don't consider myself an "artist" in that way, this is just a hobby for me. I'll probably enter art exhibits and comic book contests in the future once I acquire enough of a portfolio.
Actually, there's a superhero comic book contest that's going on right now where the prize is $30,000. Thinking about entering, but need help with a plot or story.
I was thinking of making a satire superhero comic, like "Hipster Dude," who goes around annoyingly spreading the word about beards, tattoos, tricycles, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and cruelty-free veganism.
Or another one called "The Junkmeister," which is about a superhero woman who goes around shitty neighborhoods in Compton or Philadelphia, and goes around saving junkies from overdoses, passing out clean needles, and beating up pimps and guys who try to rape prostitutes.
Which story should I go with?
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22474320 - 11/04/15 02:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can I perform an exorcism on you
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#22477856 - 11/04/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha she doesn't want the semen for child support. She wants it to frame people :p
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22478276 - 11/04/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You have just gone up a couple notches on my danger radar. What your doing is completely disturbing and you need extreme psychological help. It's not even the fact you are painting in blood, its the images that you are creating that are downright fucked.
Serious therapy is something that should be in your future. If not, your a time bomb and your bound to explode.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22478648 - 11/04/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fake Halloween blood could have worked just as well. And would have been easier.
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: ShiVersblood]
#22478663 - 11/04/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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maybe she ran out of tampons and didn't want to risk an accident on the way to the store to get some, so instead she decided to just sit on a cup and watch tv for the evening
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Re: I have a pint of blood. Any requests on what to paint with it? [Re: Crystal G]
#22478702 - 11/04/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm interested in your tek to turn my semen purple. I won't send it to you but I wanna try it.
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