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tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl
    #22469017 - 11/02/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i went to get a massage today. it wasn't at one of those happy ending places, it was an asian massage parlor but it was still legit

anyway the masseuse came in and she asked if i speak chinese. i said yes, then she asked if i was single, and i said yes lol. i told her i was a student, and she said i should find a girlfriend and she and i could go to school together and it'll be great.

then we talked about a bunch of shit relating to going back to school. she wanted to learn english and start a career. so we started talking about her options and i told her about ESL classes at the community college and career paths.

in the end she gave me her phone number kind of really eagerly and was super friendly, and then she called me 2 hours later asking me if I have time to pick her up and talk some more about school and maybe drive her to the community college to look at class listings. I was busy so I told her I'll call her another time when I'm free.


So like... she's hot and all. and I like that she's just a girl from china trying to find her place in america and start a career. I'm not good with girls and I don't go on dates much but she's kind of nice. If she just wants to be friends that's ok too but like... this is kind  of weird to meet a girl while getting a massage.

So if I ask her to get coffee or dinner or something.... am I paying for her shit? Cause honestly she makes more than me right now lol. Is it a date if we hang out? Or am I just her english learning friend?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 3
    #22469027 - 11/02/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

No, man.
Forgot sll the i dont date.
Shes from China. And you speak her language. Thats a biggie for her.
And you sound like a nice guy. So asses your risks. (There are none) and show her a true gentlemen before some violent type dilhole comes to get her.

It may spark a prefound connection.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469034 - 11/02/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Just go for it either way her impression of you seems decent off the bat, just be real and if it goes somewhere thats great, if not then whats the issue anyway right?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ezuma] * 5
    #22469051 - 11/02/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #22469055 - 11/02/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i don't want to be a "true gentlemen". i feel like i'm potentially at risk of getting walked on because honestly i get crushes super easily and i'm very paranoid about being used.

so if we hang out, am i supposed to pay for everything??


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22469056 - 11/02/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Only if u want to. Man just keep your head no need to overthink. I think the whole scheming bitch schtick is not as common as a lot of losers here make it out to be, unless you really suck at reading people


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469067 - 11/02/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
i don't want to be a "true gentlemen". i feel like i'm potentially at risk of getting walked on because honestly i get crushes super easily and i'm very paranoid about being used.

so if we hang out, am i supposed to pay for everything??



Be a man about things. No need to be pussy whipped.
But a gentleman.
They want to be guided.
Maybe she lost. In a personal dynamic. You dont know what shes going through.
You very well could be a genuine thing to happen to her. And she could treasure you a long time.

Shes got a job. You got one (maybe). Be nice and treat her sure.
But if she really likes you it wont be for money. And what thats like is clear.
Then steer clear.

Now go have fun, and remeber to save your funds.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22469074 - 11/02/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

No. It doesn't work like that. What are you hoping to get out of this? You can always walk away if she turns out to be using you, but why trip over it if you haven't even gone out with her yet?

You could be spending all this time worrying about what she might be doing when you could be doing her. You could also just be very forthcoming and tell her your intentions and concerns directly. I know I like confidence in a man, even if I don't necessarily like what that man is saying to me.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ezuma]
    #22469080 - 11/02/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
i went to get a massage today. it wasn't at one of those happy ending places, it was an asian massage parlor but it was still legit

anyway the masseuse came in and she asked if i speak chinese. i said yes, then she asked if i was single, and i said yes lol. i told her i was a student, and she said i should find a girlfriend and she and i could go to school together and it'll be great.

then we talked about a bunch of shit relating to going back to school. she wanted to learn english and start a career. so we started talking about her options and i told her about ESL classes at the community college and career paths.

in the end she gave me her phone number kind of really eagerly and was super friendly, and then she called me 2 hours later asking me if I have time to pick her up and talk some more about school and maybe drive her to the community college to look at class listings. I was busy so I told her I'll call her another time when I'm free.


So like... she's hot and all. and I like that she's just a girl from china trying to find her place in america and start a career. I'm not good with girls and I don't go on dates much but she's kind of nice. If she just wants to be friends that's ok too but like... this is kind  of weird to meet a girl while getting a massage.

So if I ask her to get coffee or dinner or something.... am I paying for her shit? Cause honestly she makes more than me right now lol. Is it a date if we hang out? Or am I just her english learning friend?




Sounds good man.  If she's from China recently she's not going to be playing all the fucked up head games American women play.  You already speak the language so you probably know some about the culture.  Just be the nice guy that you are and buy her some coffee.  What do you have to lose? 

P.S. if you're going to be all paranoid and judgy about her being a masseuse and get jealous and weird then don't bother.  If I were young and single and in your shoes, I'd be all over that shit though.  Sounds like a good time.  :lol:

And chill out man, if she's lame and a gold-digger that will come out in time, but I would bet that she actually liked you and thought it was cool you spoke Chinese and was like "wow, some guy that's not a total creep came into my work today."  A little insecurity is natural, but don't let it get under your skin.  Have fun, be playful and flirty and listen to her verbal and physical cues and it should be all good.  At this point, she thinks you're cool and likes you.  You could at any point fuck it up, but for now don't second guess motivations and get into a head trip about it. 

I've dated a few Asian women and they don't play the head games American women do.  They have different headgames of their own, for sure, but those come further into the relationship.  They tend to want a regular dating relationship and don't like assholes, so whatever you do, don't try to spin some "game" on her.  :lol:
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Only if u want to. Man just keep your head no need to overthink. I think the whole scheming bitch schtick is not as common as a lot of losers here make it out to be, unless you really suck at reading people



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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22469123 - 11/02/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you guys are right.

ill just call her in a couple days and see if she still wants to get together and see how it goes.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 3
    #22469139 - 11/03/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469218 - 11/03/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I would just call her and ask her on a date. Show up with a bouquet of flowers and in a suit to make a good impression with her family. Take her out and get to know her a little. The worst that happens is that you know whether its your soul mate or not. Just do it!!! :flowers:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Kalistis]
    #22469368 - 11/03/15 02:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I know I like confidence in a man, even if I don't necessarily like what that man is saying to me.




I always wondered why women loved dickheads, this is why.

Do you like the confidence of a man giving you a black eye too?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22469372 - 11/03/15 02:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
you guys are right.

ill just call her in a couple days and see if she still wants to get together and see how it goes.




If she waited 2 hours to call, I wouldn't wait 2 days.

Strike while the irons hot.

Maybe you should pay for stuff to as a gesture of kindness, it increases your chances of getting laid :shrug:

BTW from your first post she can't make it anymore obvious she wants your hung wang.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22469380 - 11/03/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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my3rdeye said:
I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.



As a Texan, if some foreign girl asked me to act like a Cowboy in bed, I would probably also be irritated. Stupid fucking ignorant foreign stereotypes


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469440 - 11/03/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You could date her and become her ticket to a legal status in the US, just like she fantasized! So romantic!


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: koraks]
    #22469451 - 11/03/15 03:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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You could date her and become her ticket to a legal status in the US, just like she fantasized! So romantic!



That is within the realm of possibility. But you're assuming things which may or not be true. As long as someone is legal to be here in the states and is here so many years they can apply for naturalization by grant. There's really not much reason to marry for it if they're already here legally, except maybe to speed it up a little. People do actually fall in love for love sake sometimes.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: morrowasted]
    #22469454 - 11/03/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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my3rdeye said:
I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.



As a Texan, if some foreign girl asked me to act like a Cowboy in bed, I would probably also be irritated. Stupid fucking ignorant foreign stereotypes



I would show her how to do the Texas big horn rodeo!!! Embrace your stereotypes you can have more fun! :wink:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #22469457 - 11/03/15 04:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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my3rdeye said:
I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.



As a Texan, if some foreign girl asked me to act like a Cowboy in bed, I would probably also be irritated. Stupid fucking ignorant foreign stereotypes




Pretty sure you would say "yeeeeee haaaaaaw this is better than high school football!" if she asked you to. Fuck I bet you would wear the stetson and cowboy boots while you gave her the ole Yosemite Sam. Right as you cum shout "remember the Alamo" too.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #22469476 - 11/03/15 04:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I dont know.. maybe shes just very excited about learning english and sees me as a good resource for that. Im not going to get my hopes up that shes 100% attracted to me. Ill just call her tomorrow night and ask her if shes free the next day for coffee or something..


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469603 - 11/03/15 05:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:shocking: You speak Chinese?  That's amazing.

Wo xihuan Zhongguo nuhai


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22469657 - 11/03/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I am chinese.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22469897 - 11/03/15 07:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
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my3rdeye said:
I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.



As a Texan, if some foreign girl asked me to act like a Cowboy in bed, I would probably also be irritated. Stupid fucking ignorant foreign stereotypes




Pretty sure you would say "yeeeeee haaaaaaw this is better than high school football!" if she asked you to. Fuck I bet you would wear the stetson and cowboy boots while you gave her the ole Yosemite Sam. Right as you cum shout "remember the Alamo" too.



No, I would really, really wouldn't. Do you realize how degrading that is?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #22469904 - 11/03/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Call her asap an hang out. Doesn't matter what you do. Either you or another man will


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469916 - 11/03/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I am chinese.




even better


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #22469946 - 11/03/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Ellis Dee said:
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koraks said:
You could date her and become her ticket to a legal status in the US, just like she fantasized! So romantic!



That is within the realm of possibility. But you're assuming things which may or not be true. As long as someone is legal to be here in the states and is here so many years they can apply for naturalization by grant. There's really not much reason to marry for it if they're already here legally, except maybe to speed it up a little. People do actually fall in love for love sake sometimes.



True. It's good to me optimistic. Go for it OP, even if she just wants to hang out and practice her English, she may become a nice friend.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22471413 - 11/03/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
I am chinese.




Ahhh I see.  I took a semester of Mandarin, but I found it extremely challenging.  Some syllables I just wasn't able to pronounce with my mushy American mouf and tongue.

So have you called her back yet?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22471580 - 11/03/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Call.Her.Now.!


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22472016 - 11/03/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I texted her asking when shes free tomorrow. She said shes free from 7 to 2 pm so I said ill meet her at 12.

Doesnt really seem like a date cuz of the time she gave me.. I guess we're just friends. Thats ok I guess


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22472209 - 11/03/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I texted her asking when shes free tomorrow. She said shes free from 7 to 2 pm so I said ill meet her at 12.

Doesnt really seem like a date cuz of the time she gave me.. I guess we're just friends. Thats ok I guess



No! Don't get friend zoned! Sweep her off her feet! You can do it just have CONFIDENCE:bigkiss:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ellis Dee] * 4
    #22472231 - 11/03/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

LOL dude, she gave you a 7 hour window and you think you were put in friend mode. Oh silly boys. She probably thinks you don't like her because you only want to go out for 2 hours of her 7 hour window of availability. Hahaha. If you like her just ask her the fuck out.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ellis Dee] * 2
    #22472254 - 11/03/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:shrug: maybe that is just the time that she is free, I wouldn't read into it too much either way.  I'm happy for you evenbreak, play it cool and be yourself!


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22472349 - 11/03/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I feel compelled to let you know a few things here.

1. If you do end up in a romantic relationship with her, realize there is a high chance she is one of those "happy ending" girls and not a legit massues. I mean come on man, she doesn't speak a lick of english? And there is nothing wrong with that. Just giving you the heads up incase that would be a deal breaker for you. I wouldn't want to be in a romantic relationship with some chick who gives $40 handjobs to gross old men for a living, but thats just me.

2. Don't let her use you as a spring board in life. Be weary of being used. Bitches will use you to get ahead in life then drop you for the next best thing. Don't let this fear stop you from enjoying the company of this woman, just be aware of it and keep your guard up.


Also, DSHSB


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ellis Dee] * 1
    #22473690 - 11/03/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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No! Don't get friend zoned! Sweep her off her feet! You can do it just have CONFIDENCE:bigkiss:




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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22473796 - 11/03/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like she just sees him as a resource.

Still, you won't know unless you try.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
    #22473810 - 11/03/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I texted her asking when shes free tomorrow. She said shes free from 7 to 2 pm so I said ill meet her at 12.

Doesnt really seem like a date cuz of the time she gave me.. I guess we're just friends. Thats ok I guess



No! Don't get friend zoned! Sweep her off her feet! You can do it just have CONFIDENCE:bigkiss:



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:shrug: maybe that is just the time that she is free, I wouldn't read into it too much either way.  I'm happy for you evenbreak, play it cool and be yourself!





Thanks.. I am just trying not to overthink it. I'm kind of insane so... trying to keep the crazy in check, and trying to keep my expectations in check so i don't get too depressed if it doesn't work out
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LOL dude, she gave you a 7 hour window and you think you were put in friend mode. Oh silly boys. She probably thinks you don't like her because you only want to go out for 2 hours of her 7 hour window of availability. Hahaha. If you like her just ask her the fuck out.




7am though... she can't seriously expect me to go see her that early


danielx:

It's a legit place. Maybe she got tricked or came here on her free will doing happy endings but she hated it and went to a strictly legit place, i dunno. I mean i'm pretty much completely insane with a fucked up past too so i can't judge lol. I just hope she likes me...


honestly... honestly, i'm thinking about this way too much, and I keep having fantasies about her, and I'm a little infatuated now


holy shit i'm so fucking crazy. i'm so fucking crazy that the logical part of me says i should just be her friend.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22473811 - 11/03/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Sounds like she just sees him as a resource.

Still, you won't know unless you try.




jesus, do you think so?!?

i'll be so fucking sad

stop


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22473833 - 11/03/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

im so scared


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22473835 - 11/03/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

dude you sound like this one friend I have, Nic.
You don't wanna be a Nic.
Be cool.
Nic for example, is a good lookign dude and pretty jacked, studying to be a doctor, smart and all that shit, from a wealthy family
But the dude suuuuuucks with women.
He gets way too infatuated way too quickly, unless he's shitfaced drunk, and it leads to big problems 9/10 times.
I'm not saying don't go for it given the opportunity, but don't get too wrapped up in the possibilities and DON'T mythologize her.
Let it be what it is, and hopefully it'll be great :thumbup:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22473838 - 11/03/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hang out with her dude. Be bold and confident.

If the Moment is right go for a smooch.

If you don't make a move she will think you're not interested.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22473848 - 11/03/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

ok... i know... i can't help how i feel but ill try

it doesnt help that i haven't had an orgasm in 18 days


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22473857 - 11/03/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

well get on that then.
You're not trolling I hope  :notsureif:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ezuma]
    #22473873 - 11/03/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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well get on that then.
You're not trolling I hope  :notsureif:




no.. i am doing nofap. and for the first time in my life a pretty girl basically asks me out. it's not a coincidence, and i can't ever fap again unless i want to become a loser again.

i feel completely fucking insane with emotions and mood swings right now... but its all worth it because its better than the alternative of being a apathetic depleted loser.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22473891 - 11/03/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

hmm.... ok.
In any case, just don't be crazy  :cookiemonster:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ezuma] * 1
    #22473903 - 11/03/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

for sure.. i feel better now. its all going to be ok :smile:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22473910 - 11/03/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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its all going to be ok :smile:



:thumbup: that's the spirit. With girls especially, that attitude is more likely to lead to good results


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    #22474090 - 11/04/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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You could date her and become her ticket to a legal status in the US, just like she fantasized! So romantic!



That is within the realm of possibility. But you're assuming things which may or not be true. As long as someone is legal to be here in the states and is here so many years they can apply for naturalization by grant. There's really not much reason to marry for it if they're already here legally, except maybe to speed it up a little. People do actually fall in love for love sake sometimes.



True. It's good to me optimistic. Go for it OP, even if she just wants to hang out and practice her English, she may become a nice friend.




Ya man thats how i see it. This mexican girl ive been having a fling with recently said she isnt looking for anything serious. I just said i understand as she's 19. Kind of a bummer as she's cute as fuck and hella funny and cool. But oh well we still hang out and snuggle bug some times. Can never have too many friends. And cute girl always have cute girl friends.

Plus im semi fluent in spanish, i understand it more than i speak it. So i think that has something to do with it.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22474102 - 11/04/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

tell her you want the works, she'll know what that means.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Nobler Hino] * 1
    #22476197 - 11/04/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Why shouldn't consenting adults enter into a relationship of twosided resource use.

She wants to move forward in life. You want pussy and what I am assuming to be pretty epic hand-jobs

Sounds like a win/win to me :shrug:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #22476425 - 11/04/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Why shouldn't consenting adults enter into a relationship of twosided resource use.

She wants to move forward in life. You want pussy and what I am assuming to be pretty epic hand-jobs

Sounds like a win/win to me :shrug:




best case scenario, but OP isn't the most logical man and is prime for being taken advantage of.

I still remember the thread where some drug addict bitch asked you to buy her baby diapers and formula, and once you got into the store she told you they didnt have the right size and made you buy her a visa giftcard.

Don't let this kind of shit happen again man. Im rooting for you, keep your guard up.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
    #22476453 - 11/04/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

be realistic man, are you decently attractive? if yes then were you confident when speaking to her? if yes then youre on a good start but dont crush til you know her man, thats a HUGE mistake. you can think shes hot but if shes not smart, no common sense, shit like that, nope.jpg that shit.

if you answered no to any of the questions above, tread lightly. the attractiveness doesnt REALLY matter but its a plus, confidence on the other hand is key, unless shes one of those crazy bitches.

I say, be a friend and if she shows interest, i.e. wants to be around you or even small things like looks or random touches and the like... (i dunno, thats psychology) go for it

otherwise now you have a new friend


i mean really tho you dont even know if she already has a boyfriend. you sound like me before i started actually dating girls. dont be afraid, theyre not the complex maze of intricacy you think they are
no, theyre a different type of complex maze you will ever fully understand, therefore accept this and be like water.


edit: read around a little and you seem to have it figured out... im kinda hoping you get that shit now tho, 18 days of angst all over that bitches face namsayn:kimjong:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22476773 - 11/04/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

if you think about it, it doesnt seem like shes a gold digger. unless it was a 400 dollar massage, which at that point id just give you a massage and speak in whatever language you want, only english and broken french.

anyways, she hasnt seen any material possessions of yours or anything, im assuming you dont drive a bentley..possible alterior motives are practically nonexistent. what else would she be interested in? if shes illegal she could want citizenship, (i dont even know if thats how it works anymore) maybe shes sick of asian guys? i say go for it! some things really are true. maybe she likes white guys and your mastery of the chinese language is a panty-dropper for her? gopher it.. girls get nervous too. theyre just people.

i once was like wow, this hot dark skinned girl was all over me at the bar, so i get her number and im texting her over maybe 2 days, and i go buy steaks and the whole shit, and then i cook for her and she just never showed. so i ate two steaks and turns out she was a prostitute.

so thats something to keep in mind..if she seems into you..and then asks for money afterwards....

just take her to a park and walk a trail, so its free, nature, and you get to talk to each other and get to know each other more without tv or some bullshit. best of luck.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: desr]
    #22477122 - 11/04/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i just got back from hanging out with her. i called her up at 10, and we hung out for 4 hours. she seemed to enjoy my company because she wanted to skip work to hang out more with me but i told her i have an exam tonight and i needed to study

i basically taught her english, and i asked her to teach me more mandarin and she got really enthusiastic and happy about teaching me.

my balls are blue as fuck right now lol. i had a hard on the whole time and my underwear was soaked in precum lmfao so fucking embarassing. it's the whole nofap thing... been 19 days since i've came.

she aroused me because she sat super close to me and talked with her face really close to mine. i don't know if that's just the comfort zone in her culture or if she did that because she liked me.

the thing is... it was never sexual and i have no idea how to make our interactions sexual. she was flirty and friendly, but she never overtly hit on me. and i don't know how to escalate... i tried to do cheeky shit like brush my hand against her hand and lean my body against her's, but i dont know how im supposed to make my attraction obvious... do i just go for the smooch or something lol. im scared if i make a move that she wont like it

the only overtly flirty thing she did was feeding me a french fry after i told her i get straight A's lol

i dont know. i guess ill text her tomorrow and ask if she wants to see a movie and then i could try to put my arms around her. when she talked about hanging out again she just said she's always in the library and i should come study with her. Seems to be approaching friend-zone to me tbh... oh well!


Oh. and I bought all her shit. we went to starbucks, we went to mcdonalds, and both times she just kind of expected me to buy her things .. don't know what to make of that. Using me for free food? or she thinks it was a date?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
    #22477129 - 11/04/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I still remember the thread where some drug addict bitch asked you to buy her baby diapers and formula, and once you got into the store she told you they didnt have the right size and made you buy her a visa giftcard.

Don't let this kind of shit happen again man. Im rooting for you, keep your guard up.




lmao you just reminded me of that bitch. god damn she was such a bitch


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22477168 - 11/04/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

sounds like you did good, pa attention to small things like if she looks at your mouth, or that twinkle when she looks you in the eyes. pay attention to small touches and the like,
to me sounds like she likes you, but i mean shit dont rush, wine and dine that bitch
do the arm thing too, should be sly
i dunno, sounds like you might be good to go for the most part, just dont rush


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22477595 - 11/04/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Nah rush. Chicks dig confidence :smile:
You gotta make a move or she might think you are gay or something and write you off.
Stop overthinking. Just kiss her or something. If she digs it, she digs you too. If she slaps you or cringes away, then you know?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22477796 - 11/04/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

damm i texted her a smiley face and asked if she likes movies im broken chinese cuz i was trying to be cute and she hasnt replied for 4 hours. i know shes not busy..

o well live and learn


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22477827 - 11/04/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

nvm false alarm she replied


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22477868 - 11/04/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If you don't at least try to kiss her the next time you see her. You will have friend zoned yourself. You might already be there....or maybe this is a troll thread...


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    #22477897 - 11/04/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Sex on the second date or its over


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism] * 3
    #22477914 - 11/04/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I think I have been on one "date"  my entire life.  I'm a complete social retard who needs life advice from shroomery.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22478016 - 11/04/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Advice: Always beat off first.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #22478687 - 11/04/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i think basically what were afraid of when we think about trying to bang hot girls we like is not getting what we want and then having to deal with the weird self hatred punishment thing we do to ourselves after. like for example: if i like a girl and i get a crush on her and i make some kind of move on her and get rejected i dont get what i want and then i go "god im so stupid and dumb and shitty and FML ill never get laid again". it sucks to not get your what you want and it sucks to be hard on yourself. if you make a move and shes not into it thats what you have to look forward to. it sucks but it doesnt kill you. life goes on. so try not to worry about potentially being rejected while also accepting that its a thing that might happen. just relax and try to go with your gut. people have been fucking forever. you have all the necessary gear


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    #22478711 - 11/04/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Advice: Always beat off first.




wouldn't walking up to a girl while smelling like semen be a bad thing, plus you lose all your self confidence or what little you had unless your aiming for these kind of chicks:innocentjoy:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22478994 - 11/04/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

she's using you for english practice and to buy her things.


now it seems like you'd probably be the type of person to be completely okay with that as long as there's a  small chance that she'll let you go to town while she lays there like a starfish


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Oldgregg] * 1
    #22479058 - 11/05/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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she's using you for english practice and to buy her things.


now it seems like you'd probably be the type of person to be completely okay with that as long as there's a  small chance that she'll let you go to town while she lays there like a starfish




well i hope not. i just bought her coffee and we shared a meal. i taught her english and she taught me chinese. im trying to make it as balanced an interaction as possible rather than giving off pushover vibes..

so at worst... we are just friends i guess.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22479199 - 11/05/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:shrug: Sounds nice.  Don't let the people trying to push you into being a mack bother you, especially if you like her.  Sounds like you've handled it great so far, and whatever comes of it you have the right attitude.

I gotta agree with Shroomism in that you should have a wank now and then.  Maybe not right before you see her, but if you're sexually frustrated there's not reason you shouldn't be jerking off.  It's not going to hurt you, and it might help you relax.

If she is sitting close and doing things like feeding you fries she probably wants to kiss you.  It's maybe not the smoothest move, but you could always just ask, "Can I kiss you?" if you are unsure, or just go for it.  I know it's awkward if you're totally inexperienced, I know that all too well, but just go easy and be gentle and don't overdo it with the tongue right off the bat. 

If she doesn't want to kiss you then I think it's safe to say she isn't interested, but I bet she does.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #22479250 - 11/05/15 01:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You're doing fine dude.  Watch her cues, do a little light flirting.  If she flirts back, then she's probably interested in you.  If she seems less interested in the flirting and more in the study-buddy let's learn each other's languages routine, no problem.  You have a new friend and are practicing how to hang out with a girl and not be all socially awkward, plus you're learning Chinese.  The only guys that complain about being "friendzoned" are the ones that don't have any other friends than that one chick and they're secretly hoping she'll fall in love with them.  If she's not interested in you, move on and keep her as a friend, if you start hanging out with her less because you're going on dates, she'll have to decide whether or not she actually wants to win you back.  :lol:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #22483086 - 11/05/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Thank you guys. I hung out with her again today. We met at the library to study, then I drove us somewhere to eat food, then we walked around the mall for a bit. It seems she's up for anything I would suggest.

But I couldn't bring myself to make a move on her, and I think we're just in a friend-zone feedback loop. Like.. the fact that nothing sexual is happening is actually turning me off and I just see her as a friend now.. and I guess she might feel the same way as well.

Oh well... i wish this went in a different direction, but it no longer feels right to pursue this sexually anymore. But it still feels good to have a friend. I don't have many friends.. and hanging out with her the past couple days has made me feel like I want to be more social with other people. And she's a genuinely good person tbh.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22483396 - 11/05/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22483417 - 11/05/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Don't listen to these antisocial fuckers.  :lol:  Maybe you need friends more than you need to get laid.  You sound a little depressed homie.  Glad you got somebody IRL that's giving you some companionship.  You don't have to go at other people's pace or want what other people want.  If it feels good and it's what you need in life, then roll with it.  She'll be practice for later on when you're ready for a relationship, which is basically the same thing, only with some banging interspersed.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22483524 - 11/05/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry to disappoint.. I guess the only girls I can ever date are ones that will be very sexually aggressive with me. I need to hit the gym and make lots of money so I could attract those types, I guess..

this girl gives off too much innocent goody-goody vibes. i mean... unless deep down she's a total freak and she wants to share that with me... but ive seen no indication of it.

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Don't listen to these antisocial fuckers.  :lol:  Maybe you need friends more than you need to get laid.  You sound a little depressed homie.  Glad you got somebody IRL that's giving you some companionship.  You don't have to go at other people's pace or want what other people want.  If it feels good and it's what you need in life, then roll with it.  She'll be practice for later on when you're ready for a relationship, which is basically the same thing, only with some banging interspersed.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22483996 - 11/05/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe include some alcohol in your next interaction. Tends to loosen things up. Also I find that avoiding cannabis helps me be less of a pussy about making the move.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22484166 - 11/06/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe include some alcohol in your next interaction. Tends to loosen things up. Also I find that avoiding cannabis helps me be less of a pussy about making the move.




Yeah, also just initiate touching by goofy shit, little hand games, high fives, picking lint off her clothes and brief glancing touches.  If she recoils at the slightest touch then you know she's not into it and you don't have a chance and you can back off without ever losing face.  But if she likes it and she seems down with touch then gradually scale it up.  Sit next to her in a booth at the restaurant, or play footsy from across the way.  There are a million ways to introduce contact in a non-creepy way, and those should start very early in the relationship if you plan on getting any. 

It can be different with women from other cultures where personal distance is larger and the culture is more conservative so they feel like a longer courtship is necessary, but at least with American women, they will write you off as a big pussy if you're not at least testing the waters and taking their cues and little invitations for greater intimacy.  It starts the moment you start interacting and never ends.  Proximity, eye contact and touch and non-verbal communication are crucial to starting a sexual relationship.  The few Asian women I dated were pretty cold fish at first.  I'd be like ready to give up thinking they didn't like me then they'd burst out with some confession of love.  You could be dealing with some culture shock on this one. 

Anyway, I know when I was younger and inexperienced I'd make the mistake of having huge distance from the girl and being all awkward and having no contact to jumping to "making the move," which is totally awkward and sets you up for a huge rejection.  By the time I met my wife it was fluid, just started with little nudges here and there, leaning into her space and touching her leg or hands lightly to the point that the first time we kissed I just looked her in the eye, leaned forward and she kissed me.  Sex was not long to follow.  You can do it man, just get out of your head and let your dick do some thinking for you.  It's really not that hard. :shrug:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22484663 - 11/06/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

she doesn't care anything about you other than how you can benefit her. she's using you. forget about her and never contact her again


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22484790 - 11/06/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's ok man.  Don't let other people tell you what is right for you.  If you don't want to push it then don't, it's nice to have friends too, but don't let anxiety get you down.  I don't think getting rich and having muscles would really make you more likely to expand your horizons socially, for that you just need to have guts and step out of your comfort zone, it's the only way.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Envix]
    #22485201 - 11/06/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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she doesn't care anything about you other than how you can benefit her. she's using you. forget about her and never contact her again




While she very likely doesn't care about and is just trying to use him as a stepping stone, that's no reason not to enjoy the situation. Use her back, fuck it right?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22485250 - 11/06/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You guys are so bitter.  How could you possibly judge her character with what you've heard here?


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    #22485323 - 11/06/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: newrook]
    #22485528 - 11/06/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Tell her you were getting hit on at the store and see how she reacts.


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    #22485530 - 11/06/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22486261 - 11/06/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I dunno. She needs to wear some short skirts and tank tops.. she's not doing up her makeup or dressing up and it's not making me horny enough to push past my anxiety and make some moves :/. that's all she has to do tbh... i haven't ejaculated in 21 days and i get horny really really easily.

i wonder if there's a smooth way to get her to dress more sexily next time we hang out...probably not huh?


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    #22486271 - 11/06/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

She probably would dress more sexy if she knew that it was a date and not just hanging out with a study buddy.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22486352 - 11/06/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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She probably would dress more sexy if she knew that it was a date and not just hanging out with a study buddy.




But if she thinks we're just study buddies then why is it an unspoken agreement that I'll be paying for the drinks and food...

she's not using/gold digging me.. doesn't seem like that type of girl from our interactions. She's being quite frugal with her meals rather than ordering $20+ dollars worth of stuff.

So she must think it's a date on at least some level... she just doesn't like dressing up i guess??


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 4
    #22486567 - 11/06/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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She probably would dress more sexy if she knew that it was a date and not just hanging out with a study buddy.




But if she thinks we're just study buddies then why is it an unspoken agreement that I'll be paying for the drinks and food...

she's not using/gold digging me.. doesn't seem like that type of girl from our interactions. She's being quite frugal with her meals rather than ordering $20+ dollars worth of stuff.

So she must think it's a date on at least some level... she just doesn't like dressing up i guess??



thats you putting too much thought into it man, she seems very straightforward, if you dont say its a date, it aint a date, even if she wants it to be. she may actually be as torn on the inside as you are and you just met her
ask her on a fuckin date
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Inextinctus]
    #22486607 - 11/06/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Usually she will show signs she likes you. Don't be too creepy.. If she's not interested leave her alone. Ifshe is in the half way house with you kick her ass to the curb and call her a whore ... She is most likely using you for attention and laughs . That is common with young girls ... If this is the case, kicking her to the curb and calling her out on being a whore will only boost your worth


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Inextinctus] * 1
    #22486867 - 11/06/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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She probably would dress more sexy if she knew that it was a date and not just hanging out with a study buddy.




But if she thinks we're just study buddies then why is it an unspoken agreement that I'll be paying for the drinks and food...

she's not using/gold digging me.. doesn't seem like that type of girl from our interactions. She's being quite frugal with her meals rather than ordering $20+ dollars worth of stuff.

So she must think it's a date on at least some level... she just doesn't like dressing up i guess??



thats you putting too much thought into it man, she seems very straightforward, if you dont say its a date, it aint a date, even if she wants it to be. she may actually be as torn on the inside as you are and you just met her
ask her on a fuckin date
and call it a fuckin date



Yeah seriously dude.  You want it to be a sexy date, ask her if she's free tonight or whenever is good for you, if she says yes, then say say "hey, would you like to go on a date with me at a nice restaurant?"  If she ignores you or says no, then you know she wasn't interested, but if she is interested she will tell you and there will be no doubt.  Game on.  If she doesn't dress nice to that then she's just a slob.  :lol:
I think she likes you, you just need to stop acting retarded and communicate what you want or need.  It's not that difficult.  Honesty is good, it cuts through a lot of crap and if you're going to have any kind of good relationships you need to know what you want and how to ask for it.  Honestly you're acting so cagey and weird she's probably wondering if you're even that in to her.  Are you? 

PS A chick is either good looking or not, sexy clothes are just icing on the cake.  If you think a chick is busted without a whole bunch of makeup and expensive clothes then you're not gonna like waking up next to her after her makeup is worn off and she has dickbreath and come in her hair.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22486961 - 11/06/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yea.... I dunno. On one hand i'm horny and lonely, but on the other hand I'm very used to those emotions and I'm not in a hurry to relieve myself.

I want her to be sexually aggressive and hit on me. I need her to be sexual for me to be attracted to her. I was attracted to her shortly after she massaged me because massages with a pretty girl is always kind of sexual, but after that she's being very passive and I'm losing interest.

this is too much work... i think i'm just going to go play video games or something. she doesn't like anything that i like and i felt a bit drained from talking with her for hours about things that are not at the center of my interests.

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22487195 - 11/06/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

dude, invite her over to watch a movie, start flirting with her, put your arm around her, and try to kiss her. Not sure what you have to lose at this point.

don't be dumb like some people in here suggested. Definitely DO NOT invite her to a nice restaurant, quit buying her shit, for fuck sake.

Go for a walk around *insert beautiful outdoor location* then watch a movie at your place.

Im imagining a scenario where we talk to you via an ear piece while hiding in the bushes from afar like in the movies.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22487209 - 11/06/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: .....because one wasn't enough.


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    #22487235 - 11/06/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dude, invite her over to watch a movie, start flirting with her, put your arm around her, and try to kiss her. Not sure what you have to lose at this point.

don't be dumb like some people in here suggested. Definitely DO NOT invite her to a nice restaurant, quit buying her shit, for fuck sake.

Go for a walk around *insert beautiful outdoor location* then watch a movie at your place.

Im imagining a scenario where we talk to you via an ear piece while hiding in the bushes from afar like in the movies.




the thing is... i live with my parents and dont want to bring her over cauase thats embarassing and weird... and she lives at her boss's apartment and probably doesnt want me over and let her boss know shes trying to hang with a client...


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    #22487266 - 11/06/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:hahthatsrich:


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    #22487269 - 11/06/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22487503 - 11/06/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

mom and dad wont let you have a girl over with the door shut?

...but seriously, thanks for making my life seem amazing. best of luck man.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22488014 - 11/06/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ah.. the complications of being young. Don't worry. It gets easier as you get older and become more decisive.

Seriously dude. If you like her then ask her out. The worst that will happen is she will say no. If you don't dig her and you don't have anything in common then just keep her as a friend. You're young and there's plenty of other fish in the sea.

And what's with the whole not jerking off thing? For christs' sake. Just do it, get it over with and get your sanity back.

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: FungusOfTheBungus]
    #22488143 - 11/06/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lol there's this beautiful girl on meet me who wants to get some acid from me , she asked me how many could she get for 100 bucks -.-    now this conversation started off by me making a comment on one of her pictures with text that said " bong rips and acid trips " .                      the conversation was strictly about LSD but now I'm wondering if it could be a set up.    or maybe she is attracted to me I'm good looking


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    #22488164 - 11/06/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't be comfortable with that myself.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
    #22488194 - 11/06/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

well i stop jerking off and suddenly this girl sort of seems to want me... i believe jerking off was making me lose my masculinity and i must be getting some of it back

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mom and dad wont let you have a girl over with the door shut?

...but seriously, thanks for making my life seem amazing. best of luck man.




my life isn't so bad... you get used to it :/


edit: she keeps texting me now asking me what im doing and wanting to hang out again... im making excuses cuz i have no place to bring her and its kind of late.

i guess next time i could try to make moves on her in the park or something..


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22488245 - 11/06/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I banged in parks when I was a teenager. Pools, bushes, movie theaters, bathrooms, I use to fuck my girlfriend everywhere as a kid because fucking with your parents around can be ackward.

If I figured it out when I was a teenager, you should be able to figure it out as a grown ass man. There are always motels, but that will look seedy as fuck, and there is a chance if you buy the motel you wont even fuck and it will be a waste of money.

You should setup a picnick somewhere beautiful, and atleast try to kiss/make out with her so you know where you stand physically. And bro, you should definitely ask for another free massage. I bet she will atleast jack you off

Camping for a weekend is another good idea if you live somewhere close to a good campground and you and her are into that kind of thing. Just you and her camping, sitting by the fire, cooking food, definite panty dropper. But alot of basic bitches arent into camping so your milage may vary.

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
    #22488524 - 11/06/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

whats my end game tho? Say I bang her, then what? She told me she likes america because she wants to get married, have kids, and start a family here. i think if i bang her, she's going to expect that from me.

damn what am i thinking. this whole thing is lose/lose lol, unless we just stay friends.

but its ok, i dont care about busting my nut anyway. ejaculations are for bitches imo


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22488666 - 11/06/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You say it's a lose lose to justify not making a move it seems like. You don't know for sure what she would expect or anything man. If you just don't want to date her or something don't do it but to me it seems your making a lot of excuses. Not trying to be a dick.


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    #22488736 - 11/06/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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whats my end game tho? Say I bang her, then what? She told me she likes america because she wants to get married, have kids, and start a family here. i think if i bang her, she's going to expect that from me.

damn what am i thinking. this whole thing is lose/lose lol, unless we just stay friends.

but its ok, i dont care about busting my nut anyway. ejaculations are for bitches imo




Dude, you're waaaaay overthinking it. If she's texting and wanting to hang out then she is into you. If you want to make out or bang her then get creative. Shit, I found plenty of places when I was your age.

You don't have to marry her or have kids. Just have fun and be safe.

If you feel like you're losing your masculinity from cleaning the pipes once in awhile then you may need more help then we can give you.

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: FungusOfTheBungus]
    #22488748 - 11/06/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

she just called me but i didnt pick up...

i dont know what to do or what she wants... this is getting weird

she's from china and they are very traditional there and see sex as a contract for marriage, i read it online. obviously i dont have to marry her after sexing her but she's going to expect it and get her feelings hurt


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    #22488752 - 11/06/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dude not all Chinese are like that. There's plenty of Chinese sluts out there. Lots of girls put on the good girl act to save face when they really want an injection of the vitamin D


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    #22488758 - 11/06/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

listen im chinese too but im not talking about chinese-americans

im talking about culture from china

she's not chinese-american, she's from china and grew up in the culture there. she only came here 1 year ago


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22488791 - 11/06/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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listen im chinese too but im not talking about chinese-americans

im talking about culture from china

she's not chinese-american, she's from china and grew up in the culture there. she only came here 1 year ago






:bitchplease: This is America. Not China. If you want to put a move in this girl then you better do it now. She's practically throwing herself at you. Quit with the excuses. I don't want to see you back here unless you tell us how you made a final decision and executed it no matter what the outcome was. Make us proud!!


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    #22489083 - 11/07/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Op- you're driving me crazy here, and I'm sure you're driving her crazy.  What the fuck do you want from this?  Study buddies? One-night stand?  Solid dating relationship?.  All women view a serious dating relationship as prelude to marriage, it's in their nature.  Doesn't mean you're locked in just that she thinks of you a potential long term mate and is testing out the waters.  Is her family out here too, does she live with them, or is she alone in the city all by herself.  If she's independent and has a strong will she probably will just want to fuck you and have nice a light relationship.  Get to where guys are actually taking, holding hands and making out before you even start worrying about whether or not she'll expect you to marry her after one fuck.  That's the most ridiculous think I've ever heard.

And honestly, if this chick is nice, tolerates your bumbling incompetency and neurosis, and she's good looking to boot, you may have to realize that she could be the best chance that you get at a nice, hot and loving wife.  Don't run away thinking sex will put a ring on your finger dude, you're young and you can just tell her if the conversation comes up that you don't feel like it's wise to get married before whatever age, like 28.  That's about the average age. 

Honestly, marriage gets a bad rap, if you snake a good one, if you find yourself dating a woman that is way out of you league and actually loves you back, drop everthing and propose to her immediately.  Read about the "Secretary or Marriage Problem."


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22489261 - 11/07/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:facepalm: For fucks sake what is wrong with you? Man up dude!


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    #22489333 - 11/07/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ok dude,I think your being a little passive aggressive with this situation. Your making a lot of assumptions about things that only she knows. She may not even know because she is very likely as confused about the situation as you are.

Try this....
Talk to her.
Tell her how you feel and that you would like some clarity because you want to know if yuppie friends our if it would be appropriate to ask her out on a date.

Forget about your dick for awhile.

If she seems cool to hang out with them hang out. Don't worry so much man. Your going on about sex and marriage and actually worried about it. How many moves ahead are you playing? Be realistic and stick to what you know and what your doing and what you want.

If you tell her your conflicted about where this may be going and don't know if it would be ok to ask her out it shows her honesty and the ability to show a little bit of insecurity and humility. This is a good thing for any relationship and for any deep friendship. She says no then be her friend and compliment her. She's says yes then date her and take your time.

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: nuentoter]
    #22489441 - 11/07/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

chinar gurl very tradition not like western gurl.



she grew up and china and was raised in that culture...a huge amount of those girls are brought up so that they see their value as a person in terms of husband, kids, and wealth. so many will do anything they can to get that. she may very well want to be romantic and marry you, but look at the underlying reasons for it. if you're cool with it then go for it, if not then move on.


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    #22490554 - 11/07/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

meh.. i mean... i'm not super physically attracted to her. if she wore makeup and showed more skin and acted more sexual then i would be, but right now things are feeling a bit one-sided...

also.. when we were hanging out last time, i felt insecure in public because i felt people were staring at me because im such a loser that i have to date a girl who doesn't speak english... i know it's crazy and stupid but i can't help it my head is so crazy and insane.

so im not really super crazy about her... i wouldn't mind being her friend, and i wouldn't mind being physically intimate with her... but i know i definitely wouldn't be happy if i dated this girl long term or i married her.....



sorry... i know i sound like an asshole. i cant help how i feel though. i wish i liked her more and am more into her...


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    #22490617 - 11/07/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, get some counselling.  Your problems seem way deeper than whether this chick is in to you or not.  You don't seem to know what you want and are full of all sort of neurotic anxieties.  Get some professional help and sort your shit out before you end up posting creepy Eliot Rodger style videos and shooting up your school because "hot women" don't like you. 

If you feel like you're dating down all the time, you probably have an over-inflated sense of your own self worth, from what you've said and how you're talking, I think you should actually consider yourself lucky that this chick is miraculously interested in you,  It sounds to me like she deserves way better than what you're giving her. :shrug:

The first girl you date doesn't have to be a 10.  You have to start somewhere and if you never get any experience with women because you find fault with every chick that likes you, you'll get more and more alienated and become more and more undatable.  Don't be one of those guys who have impossibly high standards and don't bring much to the table, who treat the women that do like them like shit 'cause they're not "hot" and then hate all women because supermodels don't fall from the sky and worship the ground they walk on.  The internet is full of such fedora wearing MRA "gentlemen" and "nice guys" who justify each other's egotism and arrogance and blame the women for what is in reality entirely their own fault.

This is the kind of chick that likes you.  If you think that makes you low status, maybe you are low status.  Instead of taking it out on women that are giving you affection and companionship, improve yourself and make yourself worthy of the kind of woman you want.  You're really looking a gift horse in the mouth here. 

Dating is pretty low stakes dude, date her, if you think that fucking her would send the wrong message, then don't.  If you get sick of her then break up.  Nobody is saying you have to marry her.  In fact, she isn't even saying that, or even taking about dating.  So why worry?  You're young, if you do start dating tell her straight up that you have no plans for getting married.  If you do end up fucking, use a condom and make sure she's on the pill. 

I've dated some conservative girls that were "saving themselves" for marriage and all, wanting commitment and shit.  3 months later I was fucking them on the beach and getting BJs in the parking lot at school.  Women will say they want commitment because that's how they've been raised, but ultimately every straight young woman wants the dick, even if it makes them feel a little guilty.

Once you're in your late 20's, early 30's it changes, then chicks might really to want to get married and if you meet a hot, smart chick that you really like you should probably marry her right away.  But 25 and younger, fuck it, that's too young to get married and have kids and though women might say that's what they want at that point they really just want your dick.  :shrug:   


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    #22490648 - 11/07/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah that was an apt analysis I think.  You're definitely neurotic evenbreak, which is ok, but you've got to find some way to not resent other people for your own shortcomings.  I think it's clear that you wish you could be more assertive, but instead of step out of your comfort zone you find little faults in others and blow them out of proportion to justify your inaction.


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    #22490668 - 11/07/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lol, ive dealt with feelings of extreme depression my entire life and i know how i react to those feelings. i dont blame anyone but myself for those emotions, and worst comes to worst, the only one who i'll be killing is myself.

and yes, she does deserve better than me. she's a sweet girl. on some level i feel like im wasting her time if she's trying to see me as a marriage partner while im not all that into it.

i guess the solution here is honesty and transparency.


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    #22490685 - 11/07/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I think you should take your time and feel the situation out a bit more. If you both want to hang out then do it as friends. Keep it low pressure and noncommittal. Definitely don't go for any romance until you're comfortable with trusting her and you know her better. Sometimes you should trust your neurosis, and this might be one of those cases. I had a Chinese girl (by girl I mean a 30 year old) I barely knew propose marriage to me over the phone one time and try to move in with me to have kids. I'm not suggesting that's a norm, but that kind of stuff does exist in the world, and you don't want it to be an early romantic experience. There could be cultural pressures for her that you don't understand well, and it's a good idea to move slowly so you don't miss picking up on important details. She probably isn't very familiar with american attitudes about sexual experiences, and you can bet that her family isn't comfortable with them. Stay friends long enough for you to have a decent understanding of her and her expectations. Don't listen to the gung-ho frat-boy advice you're getting in this thread. It's bad advice.

Also don't beat yourself up. There's no reason to tell her you want to date her unless that's the only thing on your mind. There is nothing wrong with getting to know somebody before you decide what you want to tell them. She could probably use a friend anyway, and if she's cool then why not make a new friend.


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    #22490691 - 11/07/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I think you should take your time and feel the situation out a bit more. If you both want to hang out then do it as friends. Keep it low pressure and noncommittal. Definitely don't go for any romance until you're comfortable with trusting her and you know her better. Sometimes you should trust your neurosis, and this might be one of those cases. I had a Chinese girl (by girl I mean a 30 year old) I barely knew propose marriage to me over the phone one time and try to move in with me to have kids. I'm not suggesting that's a norm, but that kind of stuff does exist in the world, and you don't want it to be an early romantic experience. There could be cultural pressures for her that you don't understand well, and it's a good idea to move slowly so you don't miss picking up on important details. She probably isn't very familiar with american attitudes about sexual experiences, and you can bet that her family isn't comfortable with them. Stay friends long enough for you to have a decent understanding of her and her expectations. Don't listen to the gung-ho frat-boy advice you're getting in this thread. It's bad advice.

Also don't beat yourself up. There's no reason to tell her you want to date her unless that's the only thing on your mind. There is nothing wrong with getting to know somebody before you decide what you want to tell them. She could probably use a friend anyway, and if she's cool then why not make a new friend.




i like that advice.. thanks. She is 30 too btw

so um... how do i bring it up to her that i want her to buy her own food lol


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22490708 - 11/07/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: I don't know. I'd try to do it indirectly. Maybe say you can't afford dinner for both of you or something. This is one of those situations where directness might be considered offensive. Don't beat yourself up for fumbling around a bit.


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    #22490713 - 11/07/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think that will be easy, but it might be a good test of her character to see how she responds.  Maybe drop some hints that you've been eating out too much since you started hanging out together, and it is hurting your wallet.  If you are inviting her, I think it is only fair that you pay, but if it is a mutual thing you'll just have to do like you say, be honest and transparent about your feelings. 

It's not always easy but it's never the wrong thing to do in my opinion.  We're all kinda conditioned to tell little lies and put on fronts to impress others, so it is brave to be able to defy those conventions and talk out something that is bothering you.  If she reacts badly, I think that would be a legit reason to write her off.


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    #22490741 - 11/07/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, yeah, I would just straight out say hey, "I'd like to go out but I'm a little low on funds, would you mind splitting the bill this time?" in the planning stage before you get to the restaurant.  If she balks at that, she's a bitch, if she offers to just buy the entire meal, she's a keeper.  :lol: 

At 30 and her being from an Asian culture, she might be feeling the "clock is ticking" kind of pressure from her friends and family, so worrying about the marriage thing might actually make sense in your case.  The way I see it is that it is usurious and cruel to string along women who are ready to settle down and don't have much time left in terms of childbearing.  Don't waste her time if that's not what you want and she is thinking of it that way.

You should tell her straight up that you're just not looking for a committed relationship or thinking about marriage at this point in your life.  If she's desperate for that you'll know from her response.  How old are you?  Is this chick way older or are you around the same age?  The way you were talking I figured you were like 22. :lol:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22490825 - 11/07/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

but do you see now? im not completely crazy or neurotic.. i actually have pretty good instincts on whats going on here. i am 26 btw.

this just sucks because i dont want to hurt anybody's feelings so i want to avoid uncomfortable topics...

but it would be worse to lead her on so i have to, i think. o well i set up another hangout with her on thursday so ill see how it goes...


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    #22490842 - 11/07/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

In real life he is going into a massage parlor and paying this poor young Chinese immigrant to massage him, and he is a steady client who brings in funds. He is probably shy the whole time and barely speaks and now he thinks there is some form of a relationship . This is my guess


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    #22490857 - 11/07/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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In real life he is going into a massage parlor and paying this poor young Chinese immigrant to massage him, and he is a steady client who brings in funds. He is probably shy the whole time and barely speaks and now he thinks there is some form of a relationship . This is my guess




lol. if that is the case, i would say it outright. i dont need to lie on the internet :smile:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22490859 - 11/07/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Does mental illness run in your family?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
    #22490869 - 11/07/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Do you happen to pay her for these sessions??


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22491022 - 11/07/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

"i am feeling really confused and conflicted right now on whether i should go through with this. I've found that i could quite easily meet up with a guy and have him just suck me off if i post an ad on craigslist.

i'm a straight guy, and i would 10000000% prefer a girl doing this to me, but i'm too weak in confidence and not good looking enough to get any girls right now.

i was thinking of just using a guy to suck me off as a way to get physical gratification and nothing more. But there are factors at play, like a sense of disgust and shame that i'll feel afterwards. Should i ignore those feelngs?  Because objectively, i have nothing to lose by doing this. STD transmission through oral sex is very low. The only thing holding me back is thoughts like what would my family think, and emotions of disgust.

But is there any reason i can't just view a guy sucking me off as nothing more than a guy giving me a penis massage with his mouth?"

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: newrook]
    #22491032 - 11/07/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

"Couldn't get a girl so he went to guys"


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22491851 - 11/07/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, not making fun of you, but have you considered that you might be latently gay, or even asexual?  There's something a little bit off the beaten path about your thought processes.  There's nothing wrong with either of those.  Frankly, I'm bi.  It might help you to go and experiment with guys a bit and see if maybe you like that better. 

I respect your not wanting to fuck with this lady's emotions, you seem to be handling it well.  I met a really hot, smart and successful older woman (35) when I was 26 and got married then.  Don't regret it one bit, so there's that.  If you find the right chick you just have to go for it when the opportunity arises.  It sounds like this isn't the right chick.  Don't stick with it out of laziness because it's all that's available.  If you don't like her, then don't take her out of dates.  You can do the whole, "I'm glad we're friends, getting to practice our language skills together is really fun" thing, hinting at the "friends" part.  That coupled with physical distance and not giving any romantic vibes, not paying for her stuff or doing anything too "datey" should keep you in the friendzone if that's where you want to be. 

I've had gay guys suck me off.  No fucking shame there dude, in fact it was great.  :lol:  The great thing about that is that hooking up with dudes is a no-hassle, no commitment thing, and you wouldn't have to worry about all that "marriage" drama.  Time for you to give dick a try. 
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22491868 - 11/07/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

There's a lot of shame on actually. That's kind of perverted, no?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22491946 - 11/07/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

being constantly super depressed has made me meditate a lot, and i have a higher ability than most guys to not think with my dick, imo. i've come a long way since letting some old dude suck me off 3 years ago :smile:. i know for a fact im not gay or attracted to men, though i would have no issues with being gay. and no im not asexual, im horny as fuck.. but i guess i get turned off easily.

tbh she's making me feel a bit uncomfortable... she just texted me "what are you doing today?" and when i didn't respond for 1 hour, she texted again "?????". it just feels a bit clingy to me... we didn't even get physical at all and she's already invading my space a little :frown:. i hate confrontations and this makes me feel like i'm being an asshole.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22491947 - 11/07/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Naw not really, unless you think that normal sexual experimentation is perverted.  Not saying that everyone should go out and do this, but if you've ever looked at the craigslist personal ads you know that this sort of arrangement is far from unheard of.

To me that is two consenting adults doin their thang.  Might not be for me, but I'm not going to say that's unacceptable.  Would society?  Yeah probably, but we live in a society where the people who set these standards are typically some of the worst offenders.  Calling people perverted for having sexual contact with someone of the same gender screams homo to me more than getting a blowie off craigslist.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22491977 - 11/07/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i think sex should be left for pro creation , otherwise it destroys family. people are addicted to orgasms at a young age


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22492054 - 11/07/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So you're not a faggot as your avatar implies then?

I think sex should be for recreation, because if people can only have sex to have babies they are obviously going to have way too many babies.  We are not addicted to orgasm as much as we are hardwired to desire sexual stimulation.  It's better to just acknowledge this and try to make wise and prudent choices, which I find to be much easier if I'm not thirsty for sex.

Sometimes I get some really twisted fantasies especially if I'm depressed or bored, but I don't typically go out and try to realize them.  I masturbate and explore fantasies for kicks.  If I didn't do this I'd probably end up trying to go out and get my duck licked by some stranger on the interwebs.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22492076 - 11/07/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

no my avatar just says faggot as a joke


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22492084 - 11/07/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i kind of agree tho, orgasms are bad for you. none of us should ever orgasm again and we will be stronger and better for it. i haven't orgasmed for 3 weeks and i feel amazing. i feel free from lust.

nothing wrong with a guy liking dick tho if thats what hes into :P

how can you be on a psychedelic forum and not see that


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22492155 - 11/07/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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no my avatar just says faggot as a joke




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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22492688 - 11/07/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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i think sex should be left for pro creation , otherwise it destroys family. people are addicted to orgasms at a young age



:hahthatsrich:
America was founded by religious nutjobs, and the puritanical streak is still strong.  There are few developed societies where people are more repressed and neurotic about sex and sexuality.  Being comfortable with and enjoying your sexuality is something to be proud of IMO, so long as you're honest with your self and partners and do no harm, it's nobody's business but your own.  Sex feels good and brings people together.  That whole don't whack off every sperm is sacred superstitious mojo jojo is a bunch of neurotic bullshit that was thought up in the bronze age.  Fuck that noise.   

OP, sounds like this chick likes you, you liked the attention at first and just lost interest.  That's cool.  Now is the time to just text her back and be honest.  You like her as a friend and that's it.  If she wants to hang out now and then ok, but don't get her hopes up. 

Don't be a big pussy and just ghost.  I think people that do that are the worst kind of cowardly scum.  You can text what you really think and it will do her a world of good to have closure without you having to talk to her face to face. 


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22495511 - 11/08/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Wait...op asked how to hook with this chick....shes all over his nuts...and now he doesn't want her?!?!

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22495558 - 11/08/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

He's just nervous and scared of rejection.  I can certainly relate.  Sometimes I know what I should do, what I want to do, but it's like my mind will be so filled with anxiety that it stops working right.  I think the only cure is stepping outside of your comfort zone, which is hard to do when your biggest problem is overwhelming fear.

Honestly if my experience is applicable if he isn't comfortable around her the sex probably won't be that good anyway.  Just keep at it EB, you'll continue to grow and become more comfortable around women so long as you don't get bitter or discouraged.  You're doing good :thumbup:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22495616 - 11/08/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I don't know, if it's all just fear of rejection than OP should see a psychologist like I said earlier.  You need to pop a :chillpill: and learn to interact with other human beings or you're going to live a very isolated and lonely existence.  Sounds like fate threw a golden opportunity at you and you're choking because you're afraid of failure.  This chick went from being hot to plain as soon as she liked you.  WTF? 
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22495815 - 11/08/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

To anyone who responds to me and wants me to actually take in what you have to say, don't start off a post with a laughing gif and tons of assumptions


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22495919 - 11/08/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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To anyone who responds to me and wants me to actually take in what you have to say, don't start off a post with a laughing gif and tons of assumptions



Your statement was laughable.  You can ignore what others have to say on flimsy pretenses if that helps you hold on to your wacky ideas.  I don't really give a shit what you think or if you read what I say, my post was meant for the OP and to counter the nonsense you were spouting for the general public.   

There's an eastern philosophic tradition of treating semen as a vital life essence, and that ejaculation is spending your "ki," and will ultimately shorten your lifespan.  This is superstitious nonsense that is refuted by modern science, which shows that frequent ejaculation keeps the prostate healthy and regular orgasms lead to elevated mood, more happiness and less irritability.  As long as you're having healthy, loving sex with a partner that makes you happy, you should try to get laid and bust a nut every day. 

As far as the procreation thing goes, again, no.  We are hard-wired to want sex all the time, we're one of the few mammals where mating season is all year long.  There are already way too many people on earth and birth control should be far more prevalent than it is, religion and superstition touting ancient fertility rites is a big problem with our overpopulation and the subsequent environmental catastrophe we're headed for.  If anything, people should be beating off more and using birth control when they have sex unless they absolutely want a child or two, then they should get a tubaligation or vasectomy once they're done.  That's really the most ethical position. 

Becoming addicted to porn is certainly not a good thing, as is hooking up with random people or paying sex workers in a way that leaves you feeling empty and degraded.  But the very act of ejaculation is totally normal and healthy, in fact, if you go too long without it you're just going to come in your sleep and stain your sheets without even knowing it.  People make themselves miserable because religions work by shaming and making you feel guilty for your most natural impulses, it's easier to manipulate and brainwash miserable, repressed people than healthy happy and contented ones.  Sex makes me feel great.  I try to get it every day, if not twice a day on good days.  A couple times a week is a minimum.  :shrug:

Go ahead and jerk off or have sex dude, it's good for you. 
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22495925 - 11/08/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

No it just means I'm not going on waste my time fighting on a website that you can't fight on.... Is this fun for you? I read your first Paragraph then quit, way too cunty for me to read


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22496058 - 11/08/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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No it just means I'm not going on waste my time fighting on a website that you can't fight on.... Is this fun for you? I read your first Paragraph then quit, way too cunty for me to read



Ooh hoo, you really like to quit reading my posts half way through.  Afraid to learn something?  The rest of that post is actually full of facts and not really offensive at all.  :lol: 

Whatever man, you're the one fighting and taking the time to make posts saying how you're not reading my posts.  Do you make a regular habit of replying to posts you haven't read all the way through? 
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I'm just trying to help the OP figure his shit out as he seems really conflicted and uptight about sex and human relationships, fueling his guilt complex about ejaculation is, in my mind, irresponsible and harmful.  I'd like to see the guy get laid and learn how to connect to a human being in one of the most basic, primal and absolutely fundamental areas of the human experience.  Sex is a miracle and a gift from God or the universe or whatever you believe in.  There's no shame and no evil to it when it's backed up with love and understanding. 

Did you read that one, or quit half way again?  Chill out homie, you're getting bent over nothing.  Maybe you should relieve some of that tension you got built up in your loins.   
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22496320 - 11/08/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22497211 - 11/08/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

P.Zappatecorum:

I appreciate your scientific approach. Believe me, I understand. I grew up in a household of religion(christianity) and for the longest time I felt like I was the only sane person in a world of insane people. I ended up developing a strong appreciation for skepticism and a strong disdain for superstition.

So with that being said, I don't take this "semen retention" stuff lightly. Honestly, there's really no way for me to know for sure if the benefits are true without trying it for myself. One year of not cumming isn't going to ruin me, and honestly I feel pretty fantastic right now compared to when I jerked it everyday. Perhaps it doesn't work too well for some people, but this is a godsend for me so far.


And by the way. I ddn't text her back right away this morning and she just blew up my phone with calls and texts. We did set up another hangout next week but she keeps asking what I'm doing everyday and if I can hangout with her. I don't want to... I want to space out our hangouts more.

I don't know what the fuck is happening or what she sees in me, but when I texted her back, she started saying she wants to earn thousands of dollars so she can take me on a trip to China for a month and have fun together.

I'm not going to take advantage of her and use her. I'm going to have a talk with her and tell her that I'm not looking for a serious relationship but if she wants to have a bit of fun I'd be down. I'm concerned that she's so willing to throw herself at me after meeting me less than a week ago.




Oh, and also, this never happened to me before. I've never had a decent looking girl throw herself at me like this before, and I attribute it at least partly to keeping my "sexual energy", because i've also never refrained from masturbating for so long before either.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22497250 - 11/08/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The reason I said always beat off first is threefold:

- You need to release some goddamn sexual tension
- You keep saying you havent busted in like 21 days or something... why are you torturing yourself?
- Thirdly and most important - If you DO have any kind of sexual interaction with her... you are gonna blow your load at the slightest sign of her even touching you. Stick the tip in a little bit and kaboom? How embarrassing.

Always relieve the balls first. Then you wont be so goddamn wound up and blow a load at the passing wind.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22497276 - 11/08/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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The reason I said always beat off first is threefold:

- You need to release some goddamn sexual tension
- You keep saying you havent busted in like 21 days or something... why are you torturing yourself?
- Thirdly and most important - If you DO have any kind of sexual interaction with her... you are gonna blow your load at the slightest sign of her even touching you. Stick the tip in a little bit and kaboom? How embarrassing.

Always relieve the balls first. Then you wont be so goddamn wound up and blow a load at the passing wind.
It's good advice.




Why am I torturing myself? Because it doesn't feel like torture anymore. I feel more at peace with lust and horniness. I feel like I no longer need to chase after sex.


Here is an excert from a poster from another forum on this topic:

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I couldn't be bothered typing it out again so here is my rant from another thread...

I recomend stopping Ejaculation full stop. It is empty and depleting.
Learn a bunch of circulation/transmutation and sublimation exercises.

And when the energy builds up which it will, get a life.

Find things to put that energy into. do shaking practices, go dancing, make love for 5 hours without ejaculating, work on your dream whatever...

You will slowly also become 'horny tolerant', which means you will become comfortable and even start to enjoy the high level of energy you are carrying around. It changes the nervous system over time, and will begin to naturally {even without meditation} produce the higher states of consciousness and bliss. Your mind will become clear and stable. And you wont get sick nearly as often...

The Danger here is ego inflation. people will be very attracted to you, and you tend to become more persuasive, than your flat post ejaculation self. Keep to honor and Integrity as the rule.

How does it work?
I'll describe the Tantric angle in a simple way.
The 'agitation' of built up sexual energy, that most mundane men just want to relieve them selves of, or 'get it out' so to speak, is actually energy stimulating your nerves and chakra's. It first stimulates the base chakra, and the sexuality of the base chakra is procreation, ie ejaculatory sex. Keeps the human race what Tantra calls Pashu's or herd like, as nearly all men give in to this base chakra agitation as soon as they feel it, if not faster... lol. They are depleted flat beings.

If a sincere practitioner resists this for longer, the energy is filling them up slowly, the stimulation effect the second chakra, which brings emotions, a more active dream life, a greater chance of wet dreams, and produces pleasurable and sensual feelings in the pelvic cradle. One will feel very sensuously aroused here. Dont Ejaculate!

Next it reaches manipur or third chakra, fire! Here the mind becomes firm and stable, and concentration goes through the roof. Use it for your life, yes, but make sure spiritual aspirations are number one, because that is the reason to bother with any of this in the first place.

Next comes the heart. Yum. It just gets better and better from here on up. Heart opening, Love! Amazing. Having some good heart practice for here is very good, like metta meditation or any love sending/radiating practice. Master Choi kok Sui's twin heart meditation is particularly good if i remember rightly...

Thats all I am going to say on the progression as its better to go in open and unsuspecting to the higher center's... lol


Any questions?





http://thedaobums.com/topic/23837-the-power-of-sexual-retention-and-its-effects-on-vitality/


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22497286 - 11/08/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I know all about the tantras. Whatever floats your boat..
but you said it yourself.. You had a raging hardon the whole time you were with her.. just imagine if she touched you.. lol
When you whack off you lose your insatiable desire for sex temporarily. That's why. It's useful.
Plus you are torturing yourself. You don't do it yourself, your body will do it for you.. when you sleep.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22497311 - 11/08/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I think if we have sex, I don't plan on cumming.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22497315 - 11/08/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

good luck with that when you haven't busted in like a month, you'll prob cum in 10 seconds


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22497317 - 11/08/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lol. that's certainly a possibility, but let's hope it doesn't turn out that way :smile:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22497412 - 11/08/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ask her to netflix and chill.

Last girl asked me that and i was in the shower than out the door in 5 minutes. Needless to say the tv never got turned on. I think its a pretty universal phrase of "lets fuck"


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    #22497914 - 11/08/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lol dude!  I do some tai chi and yoga so don't me wrong, I know all about the chakras and ki and all that jazz.  Those concepts can be helpful in terms of visualization and work on a metaphoric level, but they are garbage when it comes to actually working IRL and having any basis in reality.  When I meditate, I focus on my chakras and move my ki around, but I know that ki is just a mental construct that focuses my attention on my body and increases self awareness  instead of some magic ectoplasm that keeps me alive and the chakras are parts of my mind that help me with being mindful of every aspect of my body rather than glowing nodes of energy that exist in the spiritual realm. 

That shit about the retention giving you energy and power is all in your head dude, you're feeling more confident because you have some control over something that used to rule you, and that self control and the boost in self confidence that it gives you is what's giving you that magic power and making you feel good.  You need to realize that you have that power in you all the time regardless of whether you choke the chicken and that all that self control comes from your mind and your will, not a teaspoon of prostate fluid and a couple million microscopic tadpoles you've been saving up for weeks.  That shit is just plain bad for your balls.  You might have had a problem with over-masturbation, and that surely isn't good for you, but cleaning the pipes a couple times a week is healthy and normal man.  You've shown yourself you have the power to not let wanking rule your life, now show yourself that you can control when you wank and do it in a responsible, healthful manner.   

If you decide to bang this girl, for the love of God, jerk off the day before just to clear the pipes.  You will probably still suffer premature ejaculation with the way you've been treating your jimmy, but at least if you jerk off the night before you won't spurt your pants the second she touches it, if you spank it the night before you might actually make it inside and give her 2 minutes of pleasure.  :lol: 

You're a funny dude.  I wish you the best, though I can't quite grasp what's going on in that noggin of yours. 
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22497929 - 11/08/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

why would u just come in and take all his power away like that?  he had a good thing going and now you just took it all away from him, you knew it was all in his head and now you took it out of his head :feelingblue:


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    #22497979 - 11/08/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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why would u just come in and take all his power away like that?  he had a good thing going and now you just took it all away from him, you knew it was all in his head and now you took it out of his head :feelingblue:



Didn't think about it that way. 
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The power is still there.  It was always there, I just removed the training wheels and let him see where it came from. 
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22498336 - 11/08/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I hear what you're saying, but I don't totally buy that we can know 100% that the benefits of semen retention is purely placebo.

What about those guys who, after prolonged semen retention while still having sex regularly, are able to have mind blowing full body orgasms that last for up to an hour? And then they go around their daily life basically feeling like they're having 50% of an orgasm, except the orgasm is detached from sexual urges and more of a yearning to live life.

To me, the fact that something like that is possible tells me there's more to semen retention, as well as chakras and qi, than the materialistic explanation.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22498350 - 11/08/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Nobody wants an orgasm that lasts an hour. Nobody. And that's crazy talk.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22498428 - 11/08/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Why would you want to retain yoursemen? I dont get it .if i want to jerk off i jerk off. And always rub the quickie out before meeting with a pretty lady. Ya i want to be that weirdo who cant hang out with a pretty girl and not be rock hard the entire time. :rolleyes: :rofl:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22498744 - 11/09/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Nobody wants an orgasm that lasts an hour. Nobody. And that's crazy talk.



:bathtub40lol:
If I want a 12 hour full body orgasm I'll take some mescaline.  If I want to fuck a chick for hours then bust the best nut ever, I'll take some MDMA.

I'm not saying that shit can't be done without drugs, but it has nothing to do with semen retention and is a mind over matter thing.  The monks up in the mountains can do some crazy shit, but it isn't magic, it's just the power of meditation.  You should focus less on these weird ejaculation experiments and more on general mindfulness, meditation etc.  Join a buddhist sangha or some other meditation group, the quakers can be chill, there's probably even atheist meditation groups if you live in a big city.  Take some tai chi/qigong, gongfu, yoga or karate and just chill. the. fuck. out.     

I don't know where you're getting this blue ball yourself till you come all day insanity, but it can't possibly be good for you.  You do know that holding your come in too long makes your sperm all unhealthy and dead, right?  Ejaculating regularly but not excessively keeps a healthy supply of spermatazoa going.  We were evolved to get pussy every day, we can make enough sperm for about three loads a day before it starts to deplete, you're really doing something strange and masochistic here.   

You might be able to increase orgasm to an excrutiatingly amazing release by months and months of self mortification, and if that floats your boat then be my guess dude, but I'd rather just come more often and less intensely.  :lol:

If this shit makes you happy man, then really, go for it, but this is one of the weirdest conversations I've ever had and I've done shit tons of psychedelics.  You are a strange little bird.   


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22499839 - 11/09/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ya i still don't get it either. :shrug:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22499874 - 11/09/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lol I guess I can see why you think I'm taking an odd approach at things. But I'm not the only one who has this belief of the benefits of semen retention going beyond just placebo.. there are many other communities of people who share this belief.

You are taking a purely materialistic perspective, and from that angle of course what I'm doing is silly. But what if it's not true? What if there really is such a thing as chakras and qi that science currently does not understand, though in the future it might?

I dunno. Worth a shot, imo. A year of not cumming isn't going to make me infertile or give me prostate cancer or anything, so why not experiment and use my experience as an opportunity to meditate and learn?

Btw, your views on semen retention seems to also be coming from the western religion perspective. Christianity represses sexual urges through guilt and sex. That's very counter-productive and just plain harmful. The eastern esoteric approach is more about giving up a base pleasure that is so temporary and fleeting in order to obtain a pleasure that is eternal and ever-lasting. There is no guilt or shame from indulging in sex or orgasms, but there is only a great reward for turning away from it.

I dunno. All of this is just theories and speculations. None of us will ever really know the whole truth. All I'm doing is taken a more scientific approach, and experimenting to see for myself whether this is all bs or if there's truth to it :shrug:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22499880 - 11/09/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I dunno i just like to jerk off. If i feel like doing it i do it. That's literally the entire thought process i put into it.


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    #22500002 - 11/09/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, ultimately I'm an empiricist and a materialist.  I like eastern philosophy to a certain extent, practice some qigong, yoga, Buddhist meditation, but ultimately I see the metaphysical underpinnings of all of these practices as utter nonsense.  There are great explanations of many of the benefits of these practices that come from empirical, scientific observations. 

Any superstition can apply some ad-hoc reason for why something works, only to have science show empirically that there's a way easier, more rational explanation for the phenomenon.  Eastern medicine is full of some great remedies and real medicine, look at all the promising medicinal compounds Western science is now discovering in Reishi and cordyceps mushrooms that the Chinese have used for centuries.  However, while these mushrooms are indeed good for you, the Chinese were actually dead wrong about the parts of the body they effect and the positive effects that they have.  They knew it was good for you, but they were wrong about the benefits!

On the other hand, a lot of Chinese remedies are placebo quackery at best and actually harmful carcinogens at worst.  For instance, Gingko biloba is now shown to be dangerous and most sensible people have stopped using it. 

Again, your semen retention is your own business, and if you think it makes your life better then more power to you.  However, it isn't your chakras, it's simple psychology-  From your previous posts I'm getting the impression that you're not very experienced with women and you feel really anxious about your sexual desires and get really nervous and neurotic when you're attracted to a woman.  I suspect your mind-over matter approach to your sex drive and ejaculation is an overcompensation for that anxiety and your feelings of being controlled by your sex drive.  You want to dominate this urge that has dominated you for so long and made you feel insecure.  By attempting this superhuman transcendence of the flesh you are getting some control over what used to fill you with fear and anxiety, so you're feeling empowered and positive about it.  That sense of empowerment is what's positive and good about it, not the actual act of holding in your spooge.

I doubt there's any real benefit to this program.  All the scientific literature I've read suggests the very opposite.  There's a big problem in all religions, in all philosophies, eastern and western, that separates the mind and body, makes a God or spirit of our conscious minds, which empirically exist in the biochemical computers that are our brains.  Your body is an animal, and your mind/soul/spirit is merely a function of that animal.  The person who divides them self into a duality of spirit/body sets two halves of the whole against each other and creates an unhealthy battle of body and soul that will only end in misery.

Trust me, I was there when I was your age, nowadays I embrace my body and animal self and try to keep it healthy and happy.  Sex is good, ejaculation is normal.  You'll figure it out it due time. 



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    #22500223 - 11/09/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

In the end its all excuses so you can keep on acting like a pussy :shrug:


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    #22500645 - 11/09/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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In the end its all excuses so you can keep on acting like a pussy :shrug:



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    #22505259 - 11/10/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22506543 - 11/10/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah.. I guess I am a pussy

She invited me over and I hung out with her last night at the massage parlor after it closed, just the two of us. We watched movies on my laptop.

I didnt make any sexual advances and neither did she.

I fucking give up on getting laid with her. Fuck it im diving into the friend zone


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    #22506621 - 11/10/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dude obviously hang a hundred out of your zipper.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22512600 - 11/12/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Give it time. Just be cool to her. Make eye contact when you talk etc. Its not hard dude.

And enough with this no orgasm for a year nonesense. If you play your cards right that Asian bombshell will be cumming all over your dick in no time.

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Yeah.. I guess I am a pussy

She invited me over and I hung out with her last night at the massage parlor after it closed, just the two of us. We watched movies on my laptop.

I didnt make any sexual advances and neither did she.

I fucking give up on getting laid with her. Fuck it im diving into the friend zone




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    #22523445 - 11/14/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

well, we banged. i still didn't come lol. she really wants to be my girlfriend and i had a long talk with her about how im not sure i want a girlfriend. she said she wants a long term relationship and wants us to be together forever and ever.

not really sure how to deal with this lmao, i dont want to hurt her feelings but that's just not what i want.

o well. that's that.


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    #22525827 - 11/15/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You're a weirdo not gonna lie. Good for her your probably a serial killer. :lol:


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    #22525933 - 11/15/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Just do what feels right without overthinking things and coming off like a noob in the situation. Go do something with her that you can afford to coin in full, and if she's the type that requires activities that are out of your price range now, she'll either move on or slum it with you for your companionship. Then you can be her best friend while she dates other guys with money, and be there for her emotionally when she complains that her new boyfriend's dick is too big. Just don't sweat this because there will be plenty more of these instances to come, and with things running smother over time with experience.


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    #22525938 - 11/15/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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well, we banged. i still didn't come lol. she really wants to be my girlfriend and i had a long talk with her about how im not sure i want a girlfriend. she said she wants a long term relationship and wants us to be together forever and ever.

not really sure how to deal with this lmao, i dont want to hurt her feelings but that's just not what i want.

o well. that's that.



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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22525963 - 11/15/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Shit, I should have read more of the thread.


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    #22527046 - 11/15/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I do t believe op to be honest.


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