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Invisibleevenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22499874 - 11/09/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lol I guess I can see why you think I'm taking an odd approach at things. But I'm not the only one who has this belief of the benefits of semen retention going beyond just placebo.. there are many other communities of people who share this belief.

You are taking a purely materialistic perspective, and from that angle of course what I'm doing is silly. But what if it's not true? What if there really is such a thing as chakras and qi that science currently does not understand, though in the future it might?

I dunno. Worth a shot, imo. A year of not cumming isn't going to make me infertile or give me prostate cancer or anything, so why not experiment and use my experience as an opportunity to meditate and learn?

Btw, your views on semen retention seems to also be coming from the western religion perspective. Christianity represses sexual urges through guilt and sex. That's very counter-productive and just plain harmful. The eastern esoteric approach is more about giving up a base pleasure that is so temporary and fleeting in order to obtain a pleasure that is eternal and ever-lasting. There is no guilt or shame from indulging in sex or orgasms, but there is only a great reward for turning away from it.

I dunno. All of this is just theories and speculations. None of us will ever really know the whole truth. All I'm doing is taken a more scientific approach, and experimenting to see for myself whether this is all bs or if there's truth to it :shrug:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22499880 - 11/09/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I dunno i just like to jerk off. If i feel like doing it i do it. That's literally the entire thought process i put into it.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22500002 - 11/09/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, ultimately I'm an empiricist and a materialist.  I like eastern philosophy to a certain extent, practice some qigong, yoga, Buddhist meditation, but ultimately I see the metaphysical underpinnings of all of these practices as utter nonsense.  There are great explanations of many of the benefits of these practices that come from empirical, scientific observations. 

Any superstition can apply some ad-hoc reason for why something works, only to have science show empirically that there's a way easier, more rational explanation for the phenomenon.  Eastern medicine is full of some great remedies and real medicine, look at all the promising medicinal compounds Western science is now discovering in Reishi and cordyceps mushrooms that the Chinese have used for centuries.  However, while these mushrooms are indeed good for you, the Chinese were actually dead wrong about the parts of the body they effect and the positive effects that they have.  They knew it was good for you, but they were wrong about the benefits!

On the other hand, a lot of Chinese remedies are placebo quackery at best and actually harmful carcinogens at worst.  For instance, Gingko biloba is now shown to be dangerous and most sensible people have stopped using it. 

Again, your semen retention is your own business, and if you think it makes your life better then more power to you.  However, it isn't your chakras, it's simple psychology-  From your previous posts I'm getting the impression that you're not very experienced with women and you feel really anxious about your sexual desires and get really nervous and neurotic when you're attracted to a woman.  I suspect your mind-over matter approach to your sex drive and ejaculation is an overcompensation for that anxiety and your feelings of being controlled by your sex drive.  You want to dominate this urge that has dominated you for so long and made you feel insecure.  By attempting this superhuman transcendence of the flesh you are getting some control over what used to fill you with fear and anxiety, so you're feeling empowered and positive about it.  That sense of empowerment is what's positive and good about it, not the actual act of holding in your spooge.

I doubt there's any real benefit to this program.  All the scientific literature I've read suggests the very opposite.  There's a big problem in all religions, in all philosophies, eastern and western, that separates the mind and body, makes a God or spirit of our conscious minds, which empirically exist in the biochemical computers that are our brains.  Your body is an animal, and your mind/soul/spirit is merely a function of that animal.  The person who divides them self into a duality of spirit/body sets two halves of the whole against each other and creates an unhealthy battle of body and soul that will only end in misery.

Trust me, I was there when I was your age, nowadays I embrace my body and animal self and try to keep it healthy and happy.  Sex is good, ejaculation is normal.  You'll figure it out it due time. 



Edited by P.Zappatecorum (11/09/15 11:31 AM)


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum] * 2
    #22500223 - 11/09/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

In the end its all excuses so you can keep on acting like a pussy :shrug:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22500645 - 11/09/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
In the end its all excuses so you can keep on acting like a pussy :shrug:



:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22505259 - 11/10/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
In the end its all excuses so you can keep on acting like a pussy :shrug:




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Invisibleevenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22506543 - 11/10/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah.. I guess I am a pussy

She invited me over and I hung out with her last night at the massage parlor after it closed, just the two of us. We watched movies on my laptop.

I didnt make any sexual advances and neither did she.

I fucking give up on getting laid with her. Fuck it im diving into the friend zone


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22506621 - 11/10/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dude obviously hang a hundred out of your zipper.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22512600 - 11/12/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Give it time. Just be cool to her. Make eye contact when you talk etc. Its not hard dude.

And enough with this no orgasm for a year nonesense. If you play your cards right that Asian bombshell will be cumming all over your dick in no time.

Breath

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evenbreak said:
Yeah.. I guess I am a pussy

She invited me over and I hung out with her last night at the massage parlor after it closed, just the two of us. We watched movies on my laptop.

I didnt make any sexual advances and neither did she.

I fucking give up on getting laid with her. Fuck it im diving into the friend zone




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Invisibleevenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: DOBAS]
    #22523445 - 11/14/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

well, we banged. i still didn't come lol. she really wants to be my girlfriend and i had a long talk with her about how im not sure i want a girlfriend. she said she wants a long term relationship and wants us to be together forever and ever.

not really sure how to deal with this lmao, i dont want to hurt her feelings but that's just not what i want.

o well. that's that.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22525827 - 11/15/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You're a weirdo not gonna lie. Good for her your probably a serial killer. :lol:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22525933 - 11/15/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Just do what feels right without overthinking things and coming off like a noob in the situation. Go do something with her that you can afford to coin in full, and if she's the type that requires activities that are out of your price range now, she'll either move on or slum it with you for your companionship. Then you can be her best friend while she dates other guys with money, and be there for her emotionally when she complains that her new boyfriend's dick is too big. Just don't sweat this because there will be plenty more of these instances to come, and with things running smother over time with experience.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22525938 - 11/15/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

evenbreak said:
well, we banged. i still didn't come lol. she really wants to be my girlfriend and i had a long talk with her about how im not sure i want a girlfriend. she said she wants a long term relationship and wants us to be together forever and ever.

not really sure how to deal with this lmao, i dont want to hurt her feelings but that's just not what i want.

o well. that's that.



:hahthatsrich:










:goodluckwiththat:


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22525963 - 11/15/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Shit, I should have read more of the thread.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Astral Pain] * 1
    #22527046 - 11/15/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I do t believe op to be honest.


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