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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22490842 - 11/07/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

In real life he is going into a massage parlor and paying this poor young Chinese immigrant to massage him, and he is a steady client who brings in funds. He is probably shy the whole time and barely speaks and now he thinks there is some form of a relationship . This is my guess


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22490857 - 11/07/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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eehoo said:
In real life he is going into a massage parlor and paying this poor young Chinese immigrant to massage him, and he is a steady client who brings in funds. He is probably shy the whole time and barely speaks and now he thinks there is some form of a relationship . This is my guess




lol. if that is the case, i would say it outright. i dont need to lie on the internet :smile:


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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22490859 - 11/07/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Does mental illness run in your family?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
    #22490869 - 11/07/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Do you happen to pay her for these sessions??


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22491022 - 11/07/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

"i am feeling really confused and conflicted right now on whether i should go through with this. I've found that i could quite easily meet up with a guy and have him just suck me off if i post an ad on craigslist.

i'm a straight guy, and i would 10000000% prefer a girl doing this to me, but i'm too weak in confidence and not good looking enough to get any girls right now.

i was thinking of just using a guy to suck me off as a way to get physical gratification and nothing more. But there are factors at play, like a sense of disgust and shame that i'll feel afterwards. Should i ignore those feelngs?  Because objectively, i have nothing to lose by doing this. STD transmission through oral sex is very low. The only thing holding me back is thoughts like what would my family think, and emotions of disgust.

But is there any reason i can't just view a guy sucking me off as nothing more than a guy giving me a penis massage with his mouth?"

-evenbreak, 2012


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: newrook]
    #22491032 - 11/07/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

"Couldn't get a girl so he went to guys"


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22491851 - 11/07/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, not making fun of you, but have you considered that you might be latently gay, or even asexual?  There's something a little bit off the beaten path about your thought processes.  There's nothing wrong with either of those.  Frankly, I'm bi.  It might help you to go and experiment with guys a bit and see if maybe you like that better. 

I respect your not wanting to fuck with this lady's emotions, you seem to be handling it well.  I met a really hot, smart and successful older woman (35) when I was 26 and got married then.  Don't regret it one bit, so there's that.  If you find the right chick you just have to go for it when the opportunity arises.  It sounds like this isn't the right chick.  Don't stick with it out of laziness because it's all that's available.  If you don't like her, then don't take her out of dates.  You can do the whole, "I'm glad we're friends, getting to practice our language skills together is really fun" thing, hinting at the "friends" part.  That coupled with physical distance and not giving any romantic vibes, not paying for her stuff or doing anything too "datey" should keep you in the friendzone if that's where you want to be. 

I've had gay guys suck me off.  No fucking shame there dude, in fact it was great.  :lol:  The great thing about that is that hooking up with dudes is a no-hassle, no commitment thing, and you wouldn't have to worry about all that "marriage" drama.  Time for you to give dick a try. 
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22491868 - 11/07/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

There's a lot of shame on actually. That's kind of perverted, no?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22491946 - 11/07/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

being constantly super depressed has made me meditate a lot, and i have a higher ability than most guys to not think with my dick, imo. i've come a long way since letting some old dude suck me off 3 years ago :smile:. i know for a fact im not gay or attracted to men, though i would have no issues with being gay. and no im not asexual, im horny as fuck.. but i guess i get turned off easily.

tbh she's making me feel a bit uncomfortable... she just texted me "what are you doing today?" and when i didn't respond for 1 hour, she texted again "?????". it just feels a bit clingy to me... we didn't even get physical at all and she's already invading my space a little :frown:. i hate confrontations and this makes me feel like i'm being an asshole.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22491947 - 11/07/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Naw not really, unless you think that normal sexual experimentation is perverted.  Not saying that everyone should go out and do this, but if you've ever looked at the craigslist personal ads you know that this sort of arrangement is far from unheard of.

To me that is two consenting adults doin their thang.  Might not be for me, but I'm not going to say that's unacceptable.  Would society?  Yeah probably, but we live in a society where the people who set these standards are typically some of the worst offenders.  Calling people perverted for having sexual contact with someone of the same gender screams homo to me more than getting a blowie off craigslist.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22491977 - 11/07/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i think sex should be left for pro creation , otherwise it destroys family. people are addicted to orgasms at a young age


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22492054 - 11/07/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So you're not a faggot as your avatar implies then?

I think sex should be for recreation, because if people can only have sex to have babies they are obviously going to have way too many babies.  We are not addicted to orgasm as much as we are hardwired to desire sexual stimulation.  It's better to just acknowledge this and try to make wise and prudent choices, which I find to be much easier if I'm not thirsty for sex.

Sometimes I get some really twisted fantasies especially if I'm depressed or bored, but I don't typically go out and try to realize them.  I masturbate and explore fantasies for kicks.  If I didn't do this I'd probably end up trying to go out and get my duck licked by some stranger on the interwebs.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22492076 - 11/07/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

no my avatar just says faggot as a joke


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22492084 - 11/07/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i kind of agree tho, orgasms are bad for you. none of us should ever orgasm again and we will be stronger and better for it. i haven't orgasmed for 3 weeks and i feel amazing. i feel free from lust.

nothing wrong with a guy liking dick tho if thats what hes into :P

how can you be on a psychedelic forum and not see that


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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22492155 - 11/07/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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no my avatar just says faggot as a joke




I see.  :havesomesantorum:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: eehoo]
    #22492688 - 11/07/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

eehoo said:
i think sex should be left for pro creation , otherwise it destroys family. people are addicted to orgasms at a young age



:hahthatsrich:
America was founded by religious nutjobs, and the puritanical streak is still strong.  There are few developed societies where people are more repressed and neurotic about sex and sexuality.  Being comfortable with and enjoying your sexuality is something to be proud of IMO, so long as you're honest with your self and partners and do no harm, it's nobody's business but your own.  Sex feels good and brings people together.  That whole don't whack off every sperm is sacred superstitious mojo jojo is a bunch of neurotic bullshit that was thought up in the bronze age.  Fuck that noise.   

OP, sounds like this chick likes you, you liked the attention at first and just lost interest.  That's cool.  Now is the time to just text her back and be honest.  You like her as a friend and that's it.  If she wants to hang out now and then ok, but don't get her hopes up. 

Don't be a big pussy and just ghost.  I think people that do that are the worst kind of cowardly scum.  You can text what you really think and it will do her a world of good to have closure without you having to talk to her face to face. 


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22495511 - 11/08/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Wait...op asked how to hook with this chick....shes all over his nuts...and now he doesn't want her?!?!

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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22495558 - 11/08/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

He's just nervous and scared of rejection.  I can certainly relate.  Sometimes I know what I should do, what I want to do, but it's like my mind will be so filled with anxiety that it stops working right.  I think the only cure is stepping outside of your comfort zone, which is hard to do when your biggest problem is overwhelming fear.

Honestly if my experience is applicable if he isn't comfortable around her the sex probably won't be that good anyway.  Just keep at it EB, you'll continue to grow and become more comfortable around women so long as you don't get bitter or discouraged.  You're doing good :thumbup:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22495616 - 11/08/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I don't know, if it's all just fear of rejection than OP should see a psychologist like I said earlier.  You need to pop a :chillpill: and learn to interact with other human beings or you're going to live a very isolated and lonely existence.  Sounds like fate threw a golden opportunity at you and you're choking because you're afraid of failure.  This chick went from being hot to plain as soon as she liked you.  WTF? 
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22495815 - 11/08/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

To anyone who responds to me and wants me to actually take in what you have to say, don't start off a post with a laughing gif and tons of assumptions


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