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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#22485530 - 11/06/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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ill say it again....DSHSB
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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#22486261 - 11/06/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dunno. She needs to wear some short skirts and tank tops.. she's not doing up her makeup or dressing up and it's not making me horny enough to push past my anxiety and make some moves :/. that's all she has to do tbh... i haven't ejaculated in 21 days and i get horny really really easily.
i wonder if there's a smooth way to get her to dress more sexily next time we hang out...probably not huh?
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] 1
#22486271 - 11/06/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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She probably would dress more sexy if she knew that it was a date and not just hanging out with a study buddy.
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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: nicechrisman]
#22486352 - 11/06/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: She probably would dress more sexy if she knew that it was a date and not just hanging out with a study buddy.
But if she thinks we're just study buddies then why is it an unspoken agreement that I'll be paying for the drinks and food...
she's not using/gold digging me.. doesn't seem like that type of girl from our interactions. She's being quite frugal with her meals rather than ordering $20+ dollars worth of stuff.
So she must think it's a date on at least some level... she just doesn't like dressing up i guess??
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] 4
#22486567 - 11/06/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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evenbreak said:
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nicechrisman said: She probably would dress more sexy if she knew that it was a date and not just hanging out with a study buddy.
But if she thinks we're just study buddies then why is it an unspoken agreement that I'll be paying for the drinks and food...
she's not using/gold digging me.. doesn't seem like that type of girl from our interactions. She's being quite frugal with her meals rather than ordering $20+ dollars worth of stuff.
So she must think it's a date on at least some level... she just doesn't like dressing up i guess??
thats you putting too much thought into it man, she seems very straightforward, if you dont say its a date, it aint a date, even if she wants it to be. she may actually be as torn on the inside as you are and you just met her ask her on a fuckin date and call it a fuckin date
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Inextinctus]
#22486607 - 11/06/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Usually she will show signs she likes you. Don't be too creepy.. If she's not interested leave her alone. Ifshe is in the half way house with you kick her ass to the curb and call her a whore ... She is most likely using you for attention and laughs . That is common with young girls ... If this is the case, kicking her to the curb and calling her out on being a whore will only boost your worth
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Inextinctus] 1
#22486867 - 11/06/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Inextinctus said:
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evenbreak said:
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nicechrisman said: She probably would dress more sexy if she knew that it was a date and not just hanging out with a study buddy.
But if she thinks we're just study buddies then why is it an unspoken agreement that I'll be paying for the drinks and food...
she's not using/gold digging me.. doesn't seem like that type of girl from our interactions. She's being quite frugal with her meals rather than ordering $20+ dollars worth of stuff.
So she must think it's a date on at least some level... she just doesn't like dressing up i guess??
thats you putting too much thought into it man, she seems very straightforward, if you dont say its a date, it aint a date, even if she wants it to be. she may actually be as torn on the inside as you are and you just met her ask her on a fuckin date and call it a fuckin date
Yeah seriously dude. You want it to be a sexy date, ask her if she's free tonight or whenever is good for you, if she says yes, then say say "hey, would you like to go on a date with me at a nice restaurant?" If she ignores you or says no, then you know she wasn't interested, but if she is interested she will tell you and there will be no doubt. Game on. If she doesn't dress nice to that then she's just a slob. I think she likes you, you just need to stop acting retarded and communicate what you want or need. It's not that difficult. Honesty is good, it cuts through a lot of crap and if you're going to have any kind of good relationships you need to know what you want and how to ask for it. Honestly you're acting so cagey and weird she's probably wondering if you're even that in to her. Are you?
PS A chick is either good looking or not, sexy clothes are just icing on the cake. If you think a chick is busted without a whole bunch of makeup and expensive clothes then you're not gonna like waking up next to her after her makeup is worn off and she has dickbreath and come in her hair.
Edited by P.Zappatecorum (11/06/15 03:57 PM)
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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
#22486961 - 11/06/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yea.... I dunno. On one hand i'm horny and lonely, but on the other hand I'm very used to those emotions and I'm not in a hurry to relieve myself.
I want her to be sexually aggressive and hit on me. I need her to be sexual for me to be attracted to her. I was attracted to her shortly after she massaged me because massages with a pretty girl is always kind of sexual, but after that she's being very passive and I'm losing interest.
this is too much work... i think i'm just going to go play video games or something. she doesn't like anything that i like and i felt a bit drained from talking with her for hours about things that are not at the center of my interests.
edit: hmm she is texting me a lot right now tho... man i dont know
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
Edited by evenbreak (11/06/15 04:54 PM)
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] 1
#22487195 - 11/06/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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dude, invite her over to watch a movie, start flirting with her, put your arm around her, and try to kiss her. Not sure what you have to lose at this point.
don't be dumb like some people in here suggested. Definitely DO NOT invite her to a nice restaurant, quit buying her shit, for fuck sake.
Go for a walk around *insert beautiful outdoor location* then watch a movie at your place.
Im imagining a scenario where we talk to you via an ear piece while hiding in the bushes from afar like in the movies.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22487209 - 11/06/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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  .....because one wasn't enough.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
#22487235 - 11/06/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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danielx said: dude, invite her over to watch a movie, start flirting with her, put your arm around her, and try to kiss her. Not sure what you have to lose at this point.
don't be dumb like some people in here suggested. Definitely DO NOT invite her to a nice restaurant, quit buying her shit, for fuck sake.
Go for a walk around *insert beautiful outdoor location* then watch a movie at your place.
Im imagining a scenario where we talk to you via an ear piece while hiding in the bushes from afar like in the movies.
the thing is... i live with my parents and dont want to bring her over cauase thats embarassing and weird... and she lives at her boss's apartment and probably doesnt want me over and let her boss know shes trying to hang with a client...
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
#22487266 - 11/06/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22487269 - 11/06/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're going into creep level 5 mode
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22487503 - 11/06/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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mom and dad wont let you have a girl over with the door shut?
...but seriously, thanks for making my life seem amazing. best of luck man.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22488014 - 11/06/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ah.. the complications of being young. Don't worry. It gets easier as you get older and become more decisive.
Seriously dude. If you like her then ask her out. The worst that will happen is she will say no. If you don't dig her and you don't have anything in common then just keep her as a friend. You're young and there's plenty of other fish in the sea.
And what's with the whole not jerking off thing? For christs' sake. Just do it, get it over with and get your sanity back.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: FungusOfTheBungus]
#22488143 - 11/06/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol there's this beautiful girl on meet me who wants to get some acid from me , she asked me how many could she get for 100 bucks -.- now this conversation started off by me making a comment on one of her pictures with text that said " bong rips and acid trips " . the conversation was strictly about LSD but now I'm wondering if it could be a set up. or maybe she is attracted to me I'm good looking
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Kinko]
#22488164 - 11/06/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't be comfortable with that myself.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
#22488194 - 11/06/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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well i stop jerking off and suddenly this girl sort of seems to want me... i believe jerking off was making me lose my masculinity and i must be getting some of it back
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danielx said: mom and dad wont let you have a girl over with the door shut?
...but seriously, thanks for making my life seem amazing. best of luck man.
my life isn't so bad... you get used to it :/
edit: she keeps texting me now asking me what im doing and wanting to hang out again... im making excuses cuz i have no place to bring her and its kind of late.
i guess next time i could try to make moves on her in the park or something..
Edited by evenbreak (11/06/15 08:42 PM)
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] 1
#22488245 - 11/06/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I banged in parks when I was a teenager. Pools, bushes, movie theaters, bathrooms, I use to fuck my girlfriend everywhere as a kid because fucking with your parents around can be ackward.
If I figured it out when I was a teenager, you should be able to figure it out as a grown ass man. There are always motels, but that will look seedy as fuck, and there is a chance if you buy the motel you wont even fuck and it will be a waste of money.
You should setup a picnick somewhere beautiful, and atleast try to kiss/make out with her so you know where you stand physically. And bro, you should definitely ask for another free massage. I bet she will atleast jack you off
Camping for a weekend is another good idea if you live somewhere close to a good campground and you and her are into that kind of thing. Just you and her camping, sitting by the fire, cooking food, definite panty dropper. But alot of basic bitches arent into camping so your milage may vary.
ive been following your threads for awhile now, and im rooting for you man.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
#22488524 - 11/06/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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whats my end game tho? Say I bang her, then what? She told me she likes america because she wants to get married, have kids, and start a family here. i think if i bang her, she's going to expect that from me.
damn what am i thinking. this whole thing is lose/lose lol, unless we just stay friends.
but its ok, i dont care about busting my nut anyway. ejaculations are for bitches imo
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