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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism] * 3
    #22477914 - 11/04/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I think I have been on one "date"  my entire life.  I'm a complete social retard who needs life advice from shroomery.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22478016 - 11/04/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Advice: Always beat off first.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #22478687 - 11/04/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i think basically what were afraid of when we think about trying to bang hot girls we like is not getting what we want and then having to deal with the weird self hatred punishment thing we do to ourselves after. like for example: if i like a girl and i get a crush on her and i make some kind of move on her and get rejected i dont get what i want and then i go "god im so stupid and dumb and shitty and FML ill never get laid again". it sucks to not get your what you want and it sucks to be hard on yourself. if you make a move and shes not into it thats what you have to look forward to. it sucks but it doesnt kill you. life goes on. so try not to worry about potentially being rejected while also accepting that its a thing that might happen. just relax and try to go with your gut. people have been fucking forever. you have all the necessary gear


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22478711 - 11/04/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Advice: Always beat off first.




wouldn't walking up to a girl while smelling like semen be a bad thing, plus you lose all your self confidence or what little you had unless your aiming for these kind of chicks:innocentjoy:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22478994 - 11/04/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

she's using you for english practice and to buy her things.


now it seems like you'd probably be the type of person to be completely okay with that as long as there's a  small chance that she'll let you go to town while she lays there like a starfish


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Invisibleevenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Oldgregg] * 1
    #22479058 - 11/05/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Oldgregg said:
she's using you for english practice and to buy her things.


now it seems like you'd probably be the type of person to be completely okay with that as long as there's a  small chance that she'll let you go to town while she lays there like a starfish




well i hope not. i just bought her coffee and we shared a meal. i taught her english and she taught me chinese. im trying to make it as balanced an interaction as possible rather than giving off pushover vibes..

so at worst... we are just friends i guess.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22479199 - 11/05/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:shrug: Sounds nice.  Don't let the people trying to push you into being a mack bother you, especially if you like her.  Sounds like you've handled it great so far, and whatever comes of it you have the right attitude.

I gotta agree with Shroomism in that you should have a wank now and then.  Maybe not right before you see her, but if you're sexually frustrated there's not reason you shouldn't be jerking off.  It's not going to hurt you, and it might help you relax.

If she is sitting close and doing things like feeding you fries she probably wants to kiss you.  It's maybe not the smoothest move, but you could always just ask, "Can I kiss you?" if you are unsure, or just go for it.  I know it's awkward if you're totally inexperienced, I know that all too well, but just go easy and be gentle and don't overdo it with the tongue right off the bat. 

If she doesn't want to kiss you then I think it's safe to say she isn't interested, but I bet she does.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #22479250 - 11/05/15 01:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You're doing fine dude.  Watch her cues, do a little light flirting.  If she flirts back, then she's probably interested in you.  If she seems less interested in the flirting and more in the study-buddy let's learn each other's languages routine, no problem.  You have a new friend and are practicing how to hang out with a girl and not be all socially awkward, plus you're learning Chinese.  The only guys that complain about being "friendzoned" are the ones that don't have any other friends than that one chick and they're secretly hoping she'll fall in love with them.  If she's not interested in you, move on and keep her as a friend, if you start hanging out with her less because you're going on dates, she'll have to decide whether or not she actually wants to win you back.  :lol:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #22483086 - 11/05/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Thank you guys. I hung out with her again today. We met at the library to study, then I drove us somewhere to eat food, then we walked around the mall for a bit. It seems she's up for anything I would suggest.

But I couldn't bring myself to make a move on her, and I think we're just in a friend-zone feedback loop. Like.. the fact that nothing sexual is happening is actually turning me off and I just see her as a friend now.. and I guess she might feel the same way as well.

Oh well... i wish this went in a different direction, but it no longer feels right to pursue this sexually anymore. But it still feels good to have a friend. I don't have many friends.. and hanging out with her the past couple days has made me feel like I want to be more social with other people. And she's a genuinely good person tbh.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22483396 - 11/05/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

0/10
failed thread, mods should close this
very disappoint
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22483417 - 11/05/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Don't listen to these antisocial fuckers.  :lol:  Maybe you need friends more than you need to get laid.  You sound a little depressed homie.  Glad you got somebody IRL that's giving you some companionship.  You don't have to go at other people's pace or want what other people want.  If it feels good and it's what you need in life, then roll with it.  She'll be practice for later on when you're ready for a relationship, which is basically the same thing, only with some banging interspersed.
:doggystyle: 
Best of luck. 
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22483524 - 11/05/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry to disappoint.. I guess the only girls I can ever date are ones that will be very sexually aggressive with me. I need to hit the gym and make lots of money so I could attract those types, I guess..

this girl gives off too much innocent goody-goody vibes. i mean... unless deep down she's a total freak and she wants to share that with me... but ive seen no indication of it.

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Don't listen to these antisocial fuckers.  :lol:  Maybe you need friends more than you need to get laid.  You sound a little depressed homie.  Glad you got somebody IRL that's giving you some companionship.  You don't have to go at other people's pace or want what other people want.  If it feels good and it's what you need in life, then roll with it.  She'll be practice for later on when you're ready for a relationship, which is basically the same thing, only with some banging interspersed.
:doggystyle: 
Best of luck. 
:raisemyglass:




yup.. all good.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22483996 - 11/05/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe include some alcohol in your next interaction. Tends to loosen things up. Also I find that avoiding cannabis helps me be less of a pussy about making the move.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22484166 - 11/06/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe include some alcohol in your next interaction. Tends to loosen things up. Also I find that avoiding cannabis helps me be less of a pussy about making the move.




Yeah, also just initiate touching by goofy shit, little hand games, high fives, picking lint off her clothes and brief glancing touches.  If she recoils at the slightest touch then you know she's not into it and you don't have a chance and you can back off without ever losing face.  But if she likes it and she seems down with touch then gradually scale it up.  Sit next to her in a booth at the restaurant, or play footsy from across the way.  There are a million ways to introduce contact in a non-creepy way, and those should start very early in the relationship if you plan on getting any. 

It can be different with women from other cultures where personal distance is larger and the culture is more conservative so they feel like a longer courtship is necessary, but at least with American women, they will write you off as a big pussy if you're not at least testing the waters and taking their cues and little invitations for greater intimacy.  It starts the moment you start interacting and never ends.  Proximity, eye contact and touch and non-verbal communication are crucial to starting a sexual relationship.  The few Asian women I dated were pretty cold fish at first.  I'd be like ready to give up thinking they didn't like me then they'd burst out with some confession of love.  You could be dealing with some culture shock on this one. 

Anyway, I know when I was younger and inexperienced I'd make the mistake of having huge distance from the girl and being all awkward and having no contact to jumping to "making the move," which is totally awkward and sets you up for a huge rejection.  By the time I met my wife it was fluid, just started with little nudges here and there, leaning into her space and touching her leg or hands lightly to the point that the first time we kissed I just looked her in the eye, leaned forward and she kissed me.  Sex was not long to follow.  You can do it man, just get out of your head and let your dick do some thinking for you.  It's really not that hard. :shrug:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22484663 - 11/06/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

she doesn't care anything about you other than how you can benefit her. she's using you. forget about her and never contact her again


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22484790 - 11/06/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's ok man.  Don't let other people tell you what is right for you.  If you don't want to push it then don't, it's nice to have friends too, but don't let anxiety get you down.  I don't think getting rich and having muscles would really make you more likely to expand your horizons socially, for that you just need to have guts and step out of your comfort zone, it's the only way.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Envix]
    #22485201 - 11/06/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Envix said:
she doesn't care anything about you other than how you can benefit her. she's using you. forget about her and never contact her again




While she very likely doesn't care about and is just trying to use him as a stepping stone, that's no reason not to enjoy the situation. Use her back, fuck it right?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22485250 - 11/06/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You guys are so bitter.  How could you possibly judge her character with what you've heard here?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy] * 2
    #22485323 - 11/06/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you put the penis into the vaginer


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: newrook]
    #22485528 - 11/06/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Tell her you were getting hit on at the store and see how she reacts.


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