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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#22473848 - 11/03/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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ok... i know... i can't help how i feel but ill try
it doesnt help that i haven't had an orgasm in 18 days
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22473857 - 11/03/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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well get on that then. You're not trolling I hope
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ezuma]
#22473873 - 11/03/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ezuma said: well get on that then. You're not trolling I hope 
no.. i am doing nofap. and for the first time in my life a pretty girl basically asks me out. it's not a coincidence, and i can't ever fap again unless i want to become a loser again.
i feel completely fucking insane with emotions and mood swings right now... but its all worth it because its better than the alternative of being a apathetic depleted loser.
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22473891 - 11/03/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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hmm.... ok. In any case, just don't be crazy
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ezuma] 1
#22473903 - 11/03/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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for sure.. i feel better now. its all going to be ok
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22473910 - 11/03/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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evenbreak said: its all going to be ok 
that's the spirit. With girls especially, that attitude is more likely to lead to good results
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: koraks]
#22474090 - 11/04/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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koraks said: You could date her and become her ticket to a legal status in the US, just like she fantasized! So romantic!
That is within the realm of possibility. But you're assuming things which may or not be true. As long as someone is legal to be here in the states and is here so many years they can apply for naturalization by grant. There's really not much reason to marry for it if they're already here legally, except maybe to speed it up a little. People do actually fall in love for love sake sometimes.
True. It's good to me optimistic. Go for it OP, even if she just wants to hang out and practice her English, she may become a nice friend.
Ya man thats how i see it. This mexican girl ive been having a fling with recently said she isnt looking for anything serious. I just said i understand as she's 19. Kind of a bummer as she's cute as fuck and hella funny and cool. But oh well we still hang out and snuggle bug some times. Can never have too many friends. And cute girl always have cute girl friends.
Plus im semi fluent in spanish, i understand it more than i speak it. So i think that has something to do with it.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Enjoywho]
#22474102 - 11/04/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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tell her you want the works, she'll know what that means.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Nobler Hino] 1
#22476197 - 11/04/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why shouldn't consenting adults enter into a relationship of twosided resource use.
She wants to move forward in life. You want pussy and what I am assuming to be pretty epic hand-jobs
Sounds like a win/win to me
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Tripsurfer] 1
#22476425 - 11/04/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tripsurfer said: Why shouldn't consenting adults enter into a relationship of twosided resource use.
She wants to move forward in life. You want pussy and what I am assuming to be pretty epic hand-jobs
Sounds like a win/win to me 
best case scenario, but OP isn't the most logical man and is prime for being taken advantage of.
I still remember the thread where some drug addict bitch asked you to buy her baby diapers and formula, and once you got into the store she told you they didnt have the right size and made you buy her a visa giftcard.
Don't let this kind of shit happen again man. Im rooting for you, keep your guard up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
#22476453 - 11/04/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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be realistic man, are you decently attractive? if yes then were you confident when speaking to her? if yes then youre on a good start but dont crush til you know her man, thats a HUGE mistake. you can think shes hot but if shes not smart, no common sense, shit like that, nope.jpg that shit.
if you answered no to any of the questions above, tread lightly. the attractiveness doesnt REALLY matter but its a plus, confidence on the other hand is key, unless shes one of those crazy bitches.
I say, be a friend and if she shows interest, i.e. wants to be around you or even small things like looks or random touches and the like... (i dunno, thats psychology) go for it
otherwise now you have a new friend
i mean really tho you dont even know if she already has a boyfriend. you sound like me before i started actually dating girls. dont be afraid, theyre not the complex maze of intricacy you think they are no, theyre a different type of complex maze you will ever fully understand, therefore accept this and be like water.
edit: read around a little and you seem to have it figured out... im kinda hoping you get that shit now tho, 18 days of angst all over that bitches face namsayn
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22476773 - 11/04/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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if you think about it, it doesnt seem like shes a gold digger. unless it was a 400 dollar massage, which at that point id just give you a massage and speak in whatever language you want, only english and broken french.
anyways, she hasnt seen any material possessions of yours or anything, im assuming you dont drive a bentley..possible alterior motives are practically nonexistent. what else would she be interested in? if shes illegal she could want citizenship, (i dont even know if thats how it works anymore) maybe shes sick of asian guys? i say go for it! some things really are true. maybe she likes white guys and your mastery of the chinese language is a panty-dropper for her? gopher it.. girls get nervous too. theyre just people.
i once was like wow, this hot dark skinned girl was all over me at the bar, so i get her number and im texting her over maybe 2 days, and i go buy steaks and the whole shit, and then i cook for her and she just never showed. so i ate two steaks and turns out she was a prostitute.
so thats something to keep in mind..if she seems into you..and then asks for money afterwards....
just take her to a park and walk a trail, so its free, nature, and you get to talk to each other and get to know each other more without tv or some bullshit. best of luck.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: desr]
#22477122 - 11/04/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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i just got back from hanging out with her. i called her up at 10, and we hung out for 4 hours. she seemed to enjoy my company because she wanted to skip work to hang out more with me but i told her i have an exam tonight and i needed to study
i basically taught her english, and i asked her to teach me more mandarin and she got really enthusiastic and happy about teaching me.
my balls are blue as fuck right now lol. i had a hard on the whole time and my underwear was soaked in precum lmfao so fucking embarassing. it's the whole nofap thing... been 19 days since i've came.
she aroused me because she sat super close to me and talked with her face really close to mine. i don't know if that's just the comfort zone in her culture or if she did that because she liked me.
the thing is... it was never sexual and i have no idea how to make our interactions sexual. she was flirty and friendly, but she never overtly hit on me. and i don't know how to escalate... i tried to do cheeky shit like brush my hand against her hand and lean my body against her's, but i dont know how im supposed to make my attraction obvious... do i just go for the smooch or something lol. im scared if i make a move that she wont like it
the only overtly flirty thing she did was feeding me a french fry after i told her i get straight A's lol
i dont know. i guess ill text her tomorrow and ask if she wants to see a movie and then i could try to put my arms around her. when she talked about hanging out again she just said she's always in the library and i should come study with her. Seems to be approaching friend-zone to me tbh... oh well!
Oh. and I bought all her shit. we went to starbucks, we went to mcdonalds, and both times she just kind of expected me to buy her things .. don't know what to make of that. Using me for free food? or she thinks it was a date?
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
Edited by evenbreak (11/04/15 03:59 PM)
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
#22477129 - 11/04/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I still remember the thread where some drug addict bitch asked you to buy her baby diapers and formula, and once you got into the store she told you they didnt have the right size and made you buy her a visa giftcard.
Don't let this kind of shit happen again man. Im rooting for you, keep your guard up.
lmao you just reminded me of that bitch. god damn she was such a bitch
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22477168 - 11/04/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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sounds like you did good, pa attention to small things like if she looks at your mouth, or that twinkle when she looks you in the eyes. pay attention to small touches and the like, to me sounds like she likes you, but i mean shit dont rush, wine and dine that bitch do the arm thing too, should be sly i dunno, sounds like you might be good to go for the most part, just dont rush
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22477595 - 11/04/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nah rush. Chicks dig confidence  You gotta make a move or she might think you are gay or something and write you off. Stop overthinking. Just kiss her or something. If she digs it, she digs you too. If she slaps you or cringes away, then you know?
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shroomism]
#22477796 - 11/04/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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damm i texted her a smiley face and asked if she likes movies im broken chinese cuz i was trying to be cute and she hasnt replied for 4 hours. i know shes not busy..
o well live and learn
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22477827 - 11/04/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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nvm false alarm she replied
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] 1
#22477868 - 11/04/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you don't at least try to kiss her the next time you see her. You will have friend zoned yourself. You might already be there....or maybe this is a troll thread...
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos] 1
#22477897 - 11/04/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sex on the second date or its over
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