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moonrockmushy
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22469603 - 11/03/15 05:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You speak Chinese? That's amazing.
Wo xihuan Zhongguo nuhai
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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22469657 - 11/03/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am chinese.
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye]
#22469897 - 11/03/15 07:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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my3rdeye said: I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.
As a Texan, if some foreign girl asked me to act like a Cowboy in bed, I would probably also be irritated. Stupid fucking ignorant foreign stereotypes
Pretty sure you would say "yeeeeee haaaaaaw this is better than high school football!" if she asked you to. Fuck I bet you would wear the stetson and cowboy boots while you gave her the ole Yosemite Sam. Right as you cum shout "remember the Alamo" too.
No, I would really, really wouldn't. Do you realize how degrading that is?
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: morrowasted] 2
#22469904 - 11/03/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Call her asap an hang out. Doesn't matter what you do. Either you or another man will
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22469916 - 11/03/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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evenbreak said: I am chinese.
even better
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ellis Dee]
#22469946 - 11/03/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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koraks said: You could date her and become her ticket to a legal status in the US, just like she fantasized! So romantic!
That is within the realm of possibility. But you're assuming things which may or not be true. As long as someone is legal to be here in the states and is here so many years they can apply for naturalization by grant. There's really not much reason to marry for it if they're already here legally, except maybe to speed it up a little. People do actually fall in love for love sake sometimes.
True. It's good to me optimistic. Go for it OP, even if she just wants to hang out and practice her English, she may become a nice friend.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22471413 - 11/03/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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evenbreak said: I am chinese.
Ahhh I see. I took a semester of Mandarin, but I found it extremely challenging. Some syllables I just wasn't able to pronounce with my mushy American mouf and tongue.
So have you called her back yet?
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22471580 - 11/03/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Call.Her.Now.!
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Tripsurfer]
#22472016 - 11/03/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I texted her asking when shes free tomorrow. She said shes free from 7 to 2 pm so I said ill meet her at 12.
Doesnt really seem like a date cuz of the time she gave me.. I guess we're just friends. Thats ok I guess
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] 1
#22472209 - 11/03/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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evenbreak said: I texted her asking when shes free tomorrow. She said shes free from 7 to 2 pm so I said ill meet her at 12.
Doesnt really seem like a date cuz of the time she gave me.. I guess we're just friends. Thats ok I guess
No! Don't get friend zoned! Sweep her off her feet! You can do it just have CONFIDENCE!
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ellis Dee] 4
#22472231 - 11/03/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOL dude, she gave you a 7 hour window and you think you were put in friend mode. Oh silly boys. She probably thinks you don't like her because you only want to go out for 2 hours of her 7 hour window of availability. Hahaha. If you like her just ask her the fuck out.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ellis Dee] 2
#22472254 - 11/03/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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maybe that is just the time that she is free, I wouldn't read into it too much either way. I'm happy for you evenbreak, play it cool and be yourself!
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] 1
#22472349 - 11/03/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I feel compelled to let you know a few things here.
1. If you do end up in a romantic relationship with her, realize there is a high chance she is one of those "happy ending" girls and not a legit massues. I mean come on man, she doesn't speak a lick of english? And there is nothing wrong with that. Just giving you the heads up incase that would be a deal breaker for you. I wouldn't want to be in a romantic relationship with some chick who gives $40 handjobs to gross old men for a living, but thats just me.
2. Don't let her use you as a spring board in life. Be weary of being used. Bitches will use you to get ahead in life then drop you for the next best thing. Don't let this fear stop you from enjoying the company of this woman, just be aware of it and keep your guard up.
Also, DSHSB
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ellis Dee] 1
#22473690 - 11/03/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ellis Dee said:
No! Don't get friend zoned! Sweep her off her feet! You can do it just have CONFIDENCE! 
Solid advice right there
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye]
#22473796 - 11/03/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sounds like she just sees him as a resource.
Still, you won't know unless you try.
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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: danielx]
#22473810 - 11/03/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ellis Dee said:
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evenbreak said: I texted her asking when shes free tomorrow. She said shes free from 7 to 2 pm so I said ill meet her at 12.
Doesnt really seem like a date cuz of the time she gave me.. I guess we're just friends. Thats ok I guess
No! Don't get friend zoned! Sweep her off her feet! You can do it just have CONFIDENCE! 
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maybe that is just the time that she is free, I wouldn't read into it too much either way. I'm happy for you evenbreak, play it cool and be yourself!
Thanks.. I am just trying not to overthink it. I'm kind of insane so... trying to keep the crazy in check, and trying to keep my expectations in check so i don't get too depressed if it doesn't work out
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Kalistis said: LOL dude, she gave you a 7 hour window and you think you were put in friend mode. Oh silly boys. She probably thinks you don't like her because you only want to go out for 2 hours of her 7 hour window of availability. Hahaha. If you like her just ask her the fuck out.
7am though... she can't seriously expect me to go see her that early
danielx:
It's a legit place. Maybe she got tricked or came here on her free will doing happy endings but she hated it and went to a strictly legit place, i dunno. I mean i'm pretty much completely insane with a fucked up past too so i can't judge lol. I just hope she likes me...
honestly... honestly, i'm thinking about this way too much, and I keep having fantasies about her, and I'm a little infatuated now
holy shit i'm so fucking crazy. i'm so fucking crazy that the logical part of me says i should just be her friend.
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#22473811 - 11/03/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shining Cosmos said: Sounds like she just sees him as a resource.
Still, you won't know unless you try.
jesus, do you think so?!?
i'll be so fucking sad
stop
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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evenbreak
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22473833 - 11/03/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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im so scared
-------------------- It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
#22473835 - 11/03/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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dude you sound like this one friend I have, Nic. You don't wanna be a Nic. Be cool. Nic for example, is a good lookign dude and pretty jacked, studying to be a doctor, smart and all that shit, from a wealthy family But the dude suuuuuucks with women. He gets way too infatuated way too quickly, unless he's shitfaced drunk, and it leads to big problems 9/10 times. I'm not saying don't go for it given the opportunity, but don't get too wrapped up in the possibilities and DON'T mythologize her. Let it be what it is, and hopefully it'll be great
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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] 2
#22473838 - 11/03/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hang out with her dude. Be bold and confident.
If the Moment is right go for a smooch.
If you don't make a move she will think you're not interested.
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