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Invisibleevenbreak
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tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl
    #22469017 - 11/02/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i went to get a massage today. it wasn't at one of those happy ending places, it was an asian massage parlor but it was still legit

anyway the masseuse came in and she asked if i speak chinese. i said yes, then she asked if i was single, and i said yes lol. i told her i was a student, and she said i should find a girlfriend and she and i could go to school together and it'll be great.

then we talked about a bunch of shit relating to going back to school. she wanted to learn english and start a career. so we started talking about her options and i told her about ESL classes at the community college and career paths.

in the end she gave me her phone number kind of really eagerly and was super friendly, and then she called me 2 hours later asking me if I have time to pick her up and talk some more about school and maybe drive her to the community college to look at class listings. I was busy so I told her I'll call her another time when I'm free.


So like... she's hot and all. and I like that she's just a girl from china trying to find her place in america and start a career. I'm not good with girls and I don't go on dates much but she's kind of nice. If she just wants to be friends that's ok too but like... this is kind  of weird to meet a girl while getting a massage.

So if I ask her to get coffee or dinner or something.... am I paying for her shit? Cause honestly she makes more than me right now lol. Is it a date if we hang out? Or am I just her english learning friend?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 3
    #22469027 - 11/02/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

No, man.
Forgot sll the i dont date.
Shes from China. And you speak her language. Thats a biggie for her.
And you sound like a nice guy. So asses your risks. (There are none) and show her a true gentlemen before some violent type dilhole comes to get her.

It may spark a prefound connection.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469034 - 11/02/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Just go for it either way her impression of you seems decent off the bat, just be real and if it goes somewhere thats great, if not then whats the issue anyway right?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ezuma] * 5
    #22469051 - 11/02/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #22469055 - 11/02/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i don't want to be a "true gentlemen". i feel like i'm potentially at risk of getting walked on because honestly i get crushes super easily and i'm very paranoid about being used.

so if we hang out, am i supposed to pay for everything??


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22469056 - 11/02/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Only if u want to. Man just keep your head no need to overthink. I think the whole scheming bitch schtick is not as common as a lot of losers here make it out to be, unless you really suck at reading people


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469067 - 11/02/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
i don't want to be a "true gentlemen". i feel like i'm potentially at risk of getting walked on because honestly i get crushes super easily and i'm very paranoid about being used.

so if we hang out, am i supposed to pay for everything??



Be a man about things. No need to be pussy whipped.
But a gentleman.
They want to be guided.
Maybe she lost. In a personal dynamic. You dont know what shes going through.
You very well could be a genuine thing to happen to her. And she could treasure you a long time.

Shes got a job. You got one (maybe). Be nice and treat her sure.
But if she really likes you it wont be for money. And what thats like is clear.
Then steer clear.

Now go have fun, and remeber to save your funds.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 1
    #22469074 - 11/02/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

No. It doesn't work like that. What are you hoping to get out of this? You can always walk away if she turns out to be using you, but why trip over it if you haven't even gone out with her yet?

You could be spending all this time worrying about what she might be doing when you could be doing her. You could also just be very forthcoming and tell her your intentions and concerns directly. I know I like confidence in a man, even if I don't necessarily like what that man is saying to me.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Ezuma]
    #22469080 - 11/02/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
i went to get a massage today. it wasn't at one of those happy ending places, it was an asian massage parlor but it was still legit

anyway the masseuse came in and she asked if i speak chinese. i said yes, then she asked if i was single, and i said yes lol. i told her i was a student, and she said i should find a girlfriend and she and i could go to school together and it'll be great.

then we talked about a bunch of shit relating to going back to school. she wanted to learn english and start a career. so we started talking about her options and i told her about ESL classes at the community college and career paths.

in the end she gave me her phone number kind of really eagerly and was super friendly, and then she called me 2 hours later asking me if I have time to pick her up and talk some more about school and maybe drive her to the community college to look at class listings. I was busy so I told her I'll call her another time when I'm free.


So like... she's hot and all. and I like that she's just a girl from china trying to find her place in america and start a career. I'm not good with girls and I don't go on dates much but she's kind of nice. If she just wants to be friends that's ok too but like... this is kind  of weird to meet a girl while getting a massage.

So if I ask her to get coffee or dinner or something.... am I paying for her shit? Cause honestly she makes more than me right now lol. Is it a date if we hang out? Or am I just her english learning friend?




Sounds good man.  If she's from China recently she's not going to be playing all the fucked up head games American women play.  You already speak the language so you probably know some about the culture.  Just be the nice guy that you are and buy her some coffee.  What do you have to lose? 

P.S. if you're going to be all paranoid and judgy about her being a masseuse and get jealous and weird then don't bother.  If I were young and single and in your shoes, I'd be all over that shit though.  Sounds like a good time.  :lol:

And chill out man, if she's lame and a gold-digger that will come out in time, but I would bet that she actually liked you and thought it was cool you spoke Chinese and was like "wow, some guy that's not a total creep came into my work today."  A little insecurity is natural, but don't let it get under your skin.  Have fun, be playful and flirty and listen to her verbal and physical cues and it should be all good.  At this point, she thinks you're cool and likes you.  You could at any point fuck it up, but for now don't second guess motivations and get into a head trip about it. 

I've dated a few Asian women and they don't play the head games American women do.  They have different headgames of their own, for sure, but those come further into the relationship.  They tend to want a regular dating relationship and don't like assholes, so whatever you do, don't try to spin some "game" on her.  :lol:
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Ezuma said:
Only if u want to. Man just keep your head no need to overthink. I think the whole scheming bitch schtick is not as common as a lot of losers here make it out to be, unless you really suck at reading people



:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: P.Zappatecorum]
    #22469123 - 11/02/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you guys are right.

ill just call her in a couple days and see if she still wants to get together and see how it goes.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 3
    #22469139 - 11/03/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469218 - 11/03/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I would just call her and ask her on a date. Show up with a bouquet of flowers and in a suit to make a good impression with her family. Take her out and get to know her a little. The worst that happens is that you know whether its your soul mate or not. Just do it!!! :flowers:


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And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,


Edited by Ellis Dee (11/03/15 01:10 AM)


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: Kalistis]
    #22469368 - 11/03/15 02:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I know I like confidence in a man, even if I don't necessarily like what that man is saying to me.




I always wondered why women loved dickheads, this is why.

Do you like the confidence of a man giving you a black eye too?


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak] * 2
    #22469372 - 11/03/15 02:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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evenbreak said:
you guys are right.

ill just call her in a couple days and see if she still wants to get together and see how it goes.




If she waited 2 hours to call, I wouldn't wait 2 days.

Strike while the irons hot.

Maybe you should pay for stuff to as a gesture of kindness, it increases your chances of getting laid :shrug:

BTW from your first post she can't make it anymore obvious she wants your hung wang.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22469380 - 11/03/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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my3rdeye said:
I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.



As a Texan, if some foreign girl asked me to act like a Cowboy in bed, I would probably also be irritated. Stupid fucking ignorant foreign stereotypes


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: evenbreak]
    #22469440 - 11/03/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You could date her and become her ticket to a legal status in the US, just like she fantasized! So romantic!


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: koraks]
    #22469451 - 11/03/15 03:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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koraks said:
You could date her and become her ticket to a legal status in the US, just like she fantasized! So romantic!



That is within the realm of possibility. But you're assuming things which may or not be true. As long as someone is legal to be here in the states and is here so many years they can apply for naturalization by grant. There's really not much reason to marry for it if they're already here legally, except maybe to speed it up a little. People do actually fall in love for love sake sometimes.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: morrowasted]
    #22469454 - 11/03/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
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my3rdeye said:
I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.



As a Texan, if some foreign girl asked me to act like a Cowboy in bed, I would probably also be irritated. Stupid fucking ignorant foreign stereotypes



I would show her how to do the Texas big horn rodeo!!! Embrace your stereotypes you can have more fun! :wink:


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #22469457 - 11/03/15 04:05 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
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my3rdeye said:
I dated an Asian chick for a while. I asked her if she would say "me love you long time" in bed but she got all mad.



As a Texan, if some foreign girl asked me to act like a Cowboy in bed, I would probably also be irritated. Stupid fucking ignorant foreign stereotypes




Pretty sure you would say "yeeeeee haaaaaaw this is better than high school football!" if she asked you to. Fuck I bet you would wear the stetson and cowboy boots while you gave her the ole Yosemite Sam. Right as you cum shout "remember the Alamo" too.


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Re: tell me how to hang out with this massage parlor girl [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #22469476 - 11/03/15 04:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I dont know.. maybe shes just very excited about learning english and sees me as a good resource for that. Im not going to get my hopes up that shes 100% attracted to me. Ill just call her tomorrow night and ask her if shes free the next day for coffee or something..


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