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InvisibleMoonshoe
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How not to get your ass kicked on mdma
    #22466947 - 11/02/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The key is too drop and dance at the gay clubs.

People at the gay bar are much less likely to punch you for touching their beards, grinding on them, kissing strangers (who may be there with their girlfriends or boyfriends) and other forms of unsolicited touching.

My wife narrowly saved me from an ass kicking when I made the mistake of dropping Molly at a biker type bar and touching some dudes beard.

Fortunately at the gay club I can dance with , kiss and fondle almost anyone without violence .

Generally speaking the vibe at gay clubs is ideal for Molly.

More lovey Dovey and less drinky-fighty.

I don't even remember all the people I kissed on Halloween and no one got mad , not even my wife !

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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22466962 - 11/02/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Take molly and go to gay bars to kiss and fondle?

Sounds like a drug i want to stay away from


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22466972 - 11/02/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: JvF]
    #22466977 - 11/02/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Note that there are lots of hot people of both genders and all sexual orientations at gay bars.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe] * 3
    #22466982 - 11/02/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'm glad you found your calling in the gay community, your enlightenment is really paying off

Now the rest of us straight folk don't have to have their balls and beards fondled by some weird dude.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Uzziel]
    #22466990 - 11/02/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Everybody wins


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22466995 - 11/02/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Did you all them that we are all doomed.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Uzziel]
    #22466999 - 11/02/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Who the hell goes around kissing and fondling people?  You're going to arrested for sexual assault.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: qman] * 3
    #22467001 - 11/02/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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qman said:
Who the hell goes around kissing and fondling people?  You're going to arrested for sexual assault.




Good thing he didn't go to chucky cheese.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Sun King]
    #22467002 - 11/02/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

How would these gay men feel if they knew you used them to boost your trip?


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: qman]
    #22467005 - 11/02/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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qman said:
Who the hell goes around kissing and fondling people?  You're going to arrested for sexual assault.




I mean who the fuck goes to a biker hangout to drop MDMA and then start touching beards.

Fucking weirdos, that's who...


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Uzziel]
    #22467025 - 11/02/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:

I mean who the fuck goes to a biker hangout to drop MDMA and then start touching beards.

Fucking weirdos, that's who...





  :lmafo:


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: King Scooter]
    #22467053 - 11/02/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't do any of that shit when I roll.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22467058 - 11/02/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

this sounds like a good way to end up with your pants around your ankles cause some guy was nice enough to offer you a free prostate check.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Sun King]
    #22467060 - 11/02/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

qman said:
Who the hell goes around kissing and fondling people?  You're going to arrested for sexual assault.




Good thing he didn't go to chucky cheese.




:lol:


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: qman]
    #22467135 - 11/02/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

They were all into it, except the dude with the beard at the biker bar :lol:


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22467152 - 11/02/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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They were all into it, except the dude with the beard at the biker bar :lol:




I think they have gay biker bars, best of both worlds.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22467168 - 11/02/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
The key is too drop and dance at the gay clubs.

People at the gay bar are much less likely to punch you for touching their beards, grinding on them, kissing strangers (who may be there with their girlfriends or boyfriends) and other forms of unsolicited touching.

My wife narrowly saved me from an ass kicking when I made the mistake of dropping Molly at a biker type bar and touching some dudes beard.

Fortunately at the gay club I can dance with , kiss and fondle almost anyone without violence .

Generally speaking the vibe at gay clubs is ideal for Molly.

More lovey Dovey and less drinky-fighty.

I don't even remember all the people I kissed on Halloween and no one got mad , not even my wife !

:cool:



:shrug: its better than going to a concert and rubbing and grinding on random strangers.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22467202 - 11/02/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I like to think it makes people's nights.


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Re: How not to get your ass kicked on mdma [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22467234 - 11/02/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:Moonshoe you crack me up :lolsy:


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