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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: highvibes]
    #22464681 - 11/01/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Just like the title says. Most people that drink craft beer don't know shit anyways and just pretend to, and then drink craft beer to look cool. It tastes like shit. Fuck craft beer. I mean I won't turn one down, but this whole craft beer fetish that faggy ass hipsters have is starting to piss me off. "oh you don't have any craft beer?" NO I don't, and you don't have any testicles so kindly fuck off. Sick of this shit.





I sometimes drink a craft beer so i can sy "that was good, I'd buy that again" or
say "in true craft beer fashion that tasted like wood chips, glue and glitter"


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22464689 - 11/01/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I like the glue more than the woodchips and glitter personally. It gets you extra high.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: highvibes]
    #22464698 - 11/01/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Fine wines way more nuanced then craft. I recently started feeling it out but man, so much better then craft beer. Craft beers like it's retarded little brother. No class and awkwardly unrefined.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22464702 - 11/01/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Totally man. I can 100% get behind a nice fine wine. They've been working on that shit for thousands of years!


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: Adolin]
    #22464736 - 11/01/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Gresh said:
nobody drinks to get drunk or have fun anymore. its all social status and drinking 'whats in'(generally whats most expensive) and giving unsolicited comments about the beer they're drinking or advice about what you should drink

unless you can smoke in a bar, its a waste of fuckin time. thankfully, smoke friendly bars keep faggots like that away





It's been like that forever with whiskey, it's just beer's turn.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22464737 - 11/01/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Oh for sure some people take it to the next level. Some people collect bottles like pokemon and never drink them. It's like anything else though. People find something they can attach to and create a sense of individuality.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: undersativaskies] * 1
    #22464744 - 11/01/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

That's actually a good point. Interesting.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: highvibes]
    #22464747 - 11/01/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I give in yes. Give me a Bud keg. I am happy.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: suttree]
    #22464751 - 11/01/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'll keg ya bud


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: highvibes]
    #22464763 - 11/01/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

kegs get nasty after like 5 or 6 hours unless you pump them with CO2. the tail end of a regular old keg is nasty as fuck no matter what beer it was filled with


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: Adolin]
    #22464765 - 11/01/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You gotta get the CO2 then man. I wanna get a keg fridge one day.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: highvibes]
    #22464769 - 11/01/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dude they have been making beer for thousands of years too. Oh and the story behind beers being hopped to make the voyage overseas is false. Read Mitch Steeles book on ipas. Ipas are also one of hundreds of styles. Lol I deal with wine reps on a daily basis and although I like and respect most of them I think most of them are a bunch of milquetoasts.(I enjoy wine too.)


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: undersativaskies]
    #22464780 - 11/01/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

What is happening in KC downtown now?


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: undersativaskies]
    #22464789 - 11/01/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Dude they have been making beer for thousands of years too. Oh and the story behind beers being hopped to make the voyage overseas is false. Read Mitch Steeles book on ipas. Ipas are also one of hundreds of styles. Lol I deal with wine reps on a daily basis and although I like and respect most of them I think most of them are a bunch of milquetoasts.(I enjoy wine too.)




You seem to know what you're talking about. You said you sell craft beer for a living?


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: suttree]
    #22464791 - 11/01/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

KC downtown?


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: highvibes]
    #22464803 - 11/01/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

And to top it all off, you put "i hate ketamine" in your sig.

Coaster would not approve :coaster:

Craft beer tastes amazing by the way. You should try ease your mind with a nicee bottle of Blue Moon.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22464815 - 11/01/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lol coaster can suck my cock.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: highvibes]
    #22464816 - 11/01/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'm a beer buyer for a local market. I'm also the butcher and cheese monger. It's pretty fun but it's starting to get the best of my physique and liver.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22464818 - 11/01/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I don't have a robust iPA with several layers of good flavor but I do have beer that tastes like piss water. If you like to drink bud light or Budweiser I highly doubt it's for the taste it's probably for getting fucked up. When you want something that has a distinctly good taste you try craft beers.U r just as much a beer snob as connoisseurs in a different way.


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Re: craft beer is for faggots [Re: undersativaskies]
    #22464836 - 11/01/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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undersativaskies said:
I'm a beer buyer for a local market. I'm also the butcher and cheese monger. It's pretty fun but it's starting to get the best of my physique and liver.




man you're a cheese monger!? that's dope as fuck!


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