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    #22462217 - 11/01/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Got 86'ed outta the bar.  Woke up with a broken hand, and my wallet is gone.

:badmanthisfeels:


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22462253 - 11/01/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

sounds quite a night


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22462287 - 11/01/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Shit happens when you get shit-faced drunk :shrug:


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: desant] * 1
    #22462306 - 11/01/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Start by blaming yourself, not the drug


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: madmodder]
    #22462345 - 11/01/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Start by blaming yourself, not the drug




Yep look in the mirror brother.
And yes I'm a alcoholic too.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22462358 - 11/01/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Problem is the environment you chose, don't blame the drug. Who hasn't been in a bar fight? Only people who don't go to bars


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: madmodder]
    #22462395 - 11/01/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Start by blaming yourself, not the drug




Reminds me of that Bill Hicks bit about the guy on LSD jumping out of a window.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: WScott] * 3
    #22462404 - 11/01/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Barhrt


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22462455 - 11/01/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

drunkhrt

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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22462457 - 11/01/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I hate bars.  I rarely even drink.  If my GF hadn't insisted, i would have been happy to stay home and pass out candy.  I don't even know why i got tossed out, or how i broke my hand.  I don't think it was a fight though, because i don't have other injuries.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22462465 - 11/01/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

How do you get that drunk anyway?

Are you a full-blooded Native American by chance?


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22462474 - 11/01/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

A couple weekends ago I got so plastered I passed out on the sidewalk downtown and had to have my friends load me into a taxi. I'm so fucking thankful they found me


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22462481 - 11/01/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dang dude.

I wonder what would have happened if they DIDNT find you...


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22462483 - 11/01/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i remember my first beer -- NAILED YOU, SUCK A BUTT


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22462489 - 11/01/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Drunk tank :sad: I got kicked out of three bars that night


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22462505 - 11/01/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I wish booze had a cunt. I'd be the happiest man on earth.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22462542 - 11/01/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:
Got 86'ed outta the bar.  Woke up with a broken hand, and my wallet is gone.

:badmanthisfeels:






Shit, that sucks. Sorry to hear that. And yeah, alcohol is kind of a lame drug. It has its uses, and can be good sometimes in moderation. But honestly, it's one of the most destructive drugs out there, especially when not used in moderation.


Drank a bit too much in my teens and twenties. Now I could probably get tipsy off one beer. :lol:



Did you get physically tossed out? Could that be what happened to the hand? Or maybe after getting tossed you got pissed and punched something inanimate? I've seen someone break their hand to the point of needing surgery, by punching a wall. Hurts even thinking about that shit.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #22462549 - 11/01/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've seen so many people do that :lol: punch like steel transformers and shit


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22462562 - 11/01/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:
Got 86'ed outta the bar.  Woke up with a broken hand, and my wallet is gone.

:badmanthisfeels:



:haha:

That really sucks though, especially losing your wallet. Learn to handle your liquor bruh


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22462579 - 11/01/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Did you (or anyone else) try calling the bar to see if you left your wallet on the bar perhaps?  I'd like to say I've got no idea what your going through but unfortunately I do know all too well.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22462934 - 11/01/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
Drunk tank :sad: I got kicked out of three bars that night





Sounds like you might want to limit your alcohol intake dude. You also mentioned dislocating your shoulder after a drunken fall on LSD.

Reduce the intake, drink more water, and these things will seldom if ever happen to you.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: Joe_C]
    #22463393 - 11/01/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

ballsalsa said:
Got 86'ed outta the bar.  Woke up with a broken hand, and my wallet is gone.

:badmanthisfeels:



:haha:

That really sucks though, especially losing your wallet. Learn to handle your liquor bruh




Bars that serve drinks in buckets should have to post a disclaimer

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LogicaL Chaos said:
How do you get that drunk anyway?

Are you a full-blooded Native American by chance?




literal buckets of drinks with names like "sex on the moon".

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Joe_C said:
Did you (or anyone else) try calling the bar to see if you left your wallet on the bar perhaps?  I'd like to say I've got no idea what your going through but unfortunately I do know all too well.




They don't open until 6:00pm. They were pretty dickish last night; i don't know if they would help me out even if they did find my stuff.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22465284 - 11/02/15 03:17 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

They were dickish or you were dickish?


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: eehoo]
    #22465365 - 11/02/15 05:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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eehoo said:
Problem is the environment you chose, don't blame the drug. Who hasn't been in a bar fight? Only people who don't go to bars




I'm a drinker who has'nt been in a bar fight.  I only go to gay bars though; we just have tickle fights.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22465371 - 11/02/15 05:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Luckily, I get sleepy and pass out way before I hit blackout drunk stage.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22465372 - 11/02/15 05:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Blackouts are a blessing in disguise.:drunk:

Just imagine all that disgusting, embarrassing, often illegal
shit that we'd have to own up to and take responsibility for
if we remembered all of it...:ashamed:

A good friend/shroomerite had a similar evening a couple months ago.
His story involved waking up in a hospital with surgical staples in his head(also, no wallet)

Goodtimes :faded::alc:


BTW, I said 'Fuck alcohol' 22 months ago
after 40 years of alcohol sayin' to me," :doublefu: ".

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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: vinsue]
    #22465830 - 11/02/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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vinsue said:
Blackouts are a blessing in disguise.:drunk:

Just imagine all that disgusting, embarrassing, often illegal
shit that we'd have to own up to and take responsibility for
if we remembered all of it...:ashamed:

A good friend/shroomerite had a similar evening a couple months ago.
His story involved waking up in a hospital with surgical staples in his head(also, no wallet)

Goodtimes :faded::alc:


BTW, I said 'Fuck alcohol' 22 months ago
after 40 years of alcohol sayin' to me," :doublefu: ".

:goodluck: . . . :peace:



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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22465876 - 11/02/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:
Got 86'ed outta the bar.  Woke up with a broken hand, and my wallet is gone.

:badmanthisfeels:





so alcohol broke your hand while stealing your wallet and throwing your ass out of a bar?

I suspect you may have exceeded a reasonable drinking limit and should be saying
"fuck ballsalsa, he's such a dumbass when he's drunk"


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: vinsue]
    #22465886 - 11/02/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
Blackouts are a blessing in disguise.:drunk:

Just imagine all that disgusting, embarrassing, often illegal
shit that we'd have to own up to and take responsibility for
if we remembered all of it...:ashamed:





yes, it's way better to have it described to you in open court

in front of a jury

and your family

and the news papers where everyone you know now looks at you in disgust and you
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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: TheMovement]
    #22465893 - 11/02/15 09:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It sounds like you and alcohol don't mix...  Maybe you should quit drinking or try and drink less


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22465903 - 11/02/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

well, i got some of the details, and it turns out i wasn't that bad.  Apparently, the worst thing i did was slap my GF on her ass and yell "let's go home so we can FUCK!"  Then, the jello shot girl syringed a jello shot into my mouth, after which i needed a cigarette.  I went out for my smoke, and security just wouldn't let me back in or even tell my people what was up.  My GF had my phone, and my wallet.(she lost both of our stuff while wondering citywalk looking for me.)  Meanwhile, the cops had escorted me off of Citywalk property out to the street.  My hand got broken sometime between when i got kicked out and when my friends found me. still not sure how exactly.


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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22465975 - 11/02/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl: the shame is so great that your mind has nothing else to do but erase itself


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