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sh4d0ws
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Rebelutionsssss said: Drunk tank I got kicked out of three bars that night
Sounds like you might want to limit your alcohol intake dude. You also mentioned dislocating your shoulder after a drunken fall on LSD.
Reduce the intake, drink more water, and these things will seldom if ever happen to you.
Edited by sh4d0ws (11/01/15 03:53 PM)
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: Joe_C]
#22463393 - 11/01/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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ballsalsa said: Got 86'ed outta the bar. Woke up with a broken hand, and my wallet is gone.

That really sucks though, especially losing your wallet. Learn to handle your liquor bruh
Bars that serve drinks in buckets should have to post a disclaimer
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LogicaL Chaos said: How do you get that drunk anyway?
Are you a full-blooded Native American by chance?
literal buckets of drinks with names like "sex on the moon".
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Joe_C said: Did you (or anyone else) try calling the bar to see if you left your wallet on the bar perhaps? I'd like to say I've got no idea what your going through but unfortunately I do know all too well.
They don't open until 6:00pm. They were pretty dickish last night; i don't know if they would help me out even if they did find my stuff.
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They were dickish or you were dickish?
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lavod
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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: eehoo]
#22465365 - 11/02/15 05:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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eehoo said: Problem is the environment you chose, don't blame the drug. Who hasn't been in a bar fight? Only people who don't go to bars
I'm a drinker who has'nt been in a bar fight. I only go to gay bars though; we just have tickle fights.
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Apollyphelion
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Luckily, I get sleepy and pass out way before I hit blackout drunk stage.
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vinsue
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Blackouts are a blessing in disguise.
Just imagine all that disgusting, embarrassing, often illegal shit that we'd have to own up to and take responsibility for if we remembered all of it...
A good friend/shroomerite had a similar evening a couple months ago. His story involved waking up in a hospital with surgical staples in his head(also, no wallet)
Goodtimes 
BTW, I said 'Fuck alcohol' 22 months ago after 40 years of alcohol sayin' to me," ".
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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: vinsue]
#22465830 - 11/02/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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vinsue said: Blackouts are a blessing in disguise.
Just imagine all that disgusting, embarrassing, often illegal shit that we'd have to own up to and take responsibility for if we remembered all of it...
A good friend/shroomerite had a similar evening a couple months ago. His story involved waking up in a hospital with surgical staples in his head(also, no wallet)
Goodtimes 
BTW, I said 'Fuck alcohol' 22 months ago after 40 years of alcohol sayin' to me," ".
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How hard was it for you to quit?
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
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ballsalsa said: Got 86'ed outta the bar. Woke up with a broken hand, and my wallet is gone.

so alcohol broke your hand while stealing your wallet and throwing your ass out of a bar?
I suspect you may have exceeded a reasonable drinking limit and should be saying "fuck ballsalsa, he's such a dumbass when he's drunk"
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Fuck Alcohol [Re: vinsue]
#22465886 - 11/02/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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vinsue said: Blackouts are a blessing in disguise.
Just imagine all that disgusting, embarrassing, often illegal shit that we'd have to own up to and take responsibility for if we remembered all of it...
yes, it's way better to have it described to you in open court
in front of a jury
and your family
and the news papers where everyone you know now looks at you in disgust and you become a legend in your town to be forever known as "that guy that __________"
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SnowDaze
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It sounds like you and alcohol don't mix... Maybe you should quit drinking or try and drink less
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ballsalsa
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well, i got some of the details, and it turns out i wasn't that bad. Apparently, the worst thing i did was slap my GF on her ass and yell "let's go home so we can FUCK!" Then, the jello shot girl syringed a jello shot into my mouth, after which i needed a cigarette. I went out for my smoke, and security just wouldn't let me back in or even tell my people what was up. My GF had my phone, and my wallet.(she lost both of our stuff while wondering citywalk looking for me.) Meanwhile, the cops had escorted me off of Citywalk property out to the street. My hand got broken sometime between when i got kicked out and when my friends found me. still not sure how exactly.
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