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InvisibleShiithead
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Who would you save??
    #22459232 - 10/31/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You and your dog is going on a walk on a cold winter day.

Your dog, being the good girl or boy that they are, darts off into the woods after hearing screams of distress.

Your dog runs on an icy lake after spotting a person drowning.

Your dog also falls into the water.

If you can only save one or if had enough time to save both, who would you save (first)?
Well??
You may choose only one


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


Edited by Shiithead (10/31/15 08:27 PM)


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22459240 - 10/31/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Man this is fucked up right here. Lol
Prolly depends the the person.
I would have to try to get my dog first though probably. I know selfish of me, but hey that's my best friend right there lol.

Edit:I mean my dog fell in alerting me of what was happening so before my dog came along that guy was going to drown. It seems fair that I get my dog first, because the guy still has a better chance of living even after rescuing my dog than he did before I showed up with my dog.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shiithead] * 5
    #22459246 - 10/31/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

As if there's even a question? My dog.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22459285 - 10/31/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dog for sure. That guy should know not to fuck around on frozen lakes, my dog doesnt.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shiithead] * 5
    #22459321 - 10/31/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So a person and a dog both fell through the ice? I'm staying on shore cuz the ice obviously can't hold me either.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22459324 - 10/31/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dog, very easy decision


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22459326 - 10/31/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You're a horrible person for just standing by and letting your dog drown..


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22459335 - 10/31/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dog.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22459337 - 10/31/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Life is unfair


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22459342 - 10/31/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

He never said you weren't fair or life isn't fair he only said your a horrible person.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22459344 - 10/31/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

We're assuming you have the option of rescuing one or the other, without harm being brought on yourself.

Of course I would save my dog.  My dog is my baby.

But if the person happened to be a child, I would reconsider.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #22459346 - 10/31/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

You and your dog is going on a walk



Lol.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #22459355 - 10/31/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ONE OZ SLUG said:
But if the person happened to be a child, I would reconsider.



That's what's wrong with the world these days.. We keep doing everything "for the children" and they never have to learn valuable life lessons or give Darwinism a chance to clean up our gene pool.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #22459359 - 10/31/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ONE OZ SLUG said:
We're assuming you have the option of rescuing one or the other, without harm being brought on yourself.

Of course I would save my dog.  My dog is my baby.

But if the person happened to be a child, I would reconsider.



Going on the assumption I would survive then yes I'd save my dog first.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22461456 - 11/01/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Plot twist to this.

It's a 8 years old child drowning

Who do you save?


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Patlal]
    #22461473 - 11/01/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Well.... The kid might e the next Hitler... So you know. My dog...


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Patlal]
    #22461806 - 11/01/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

no question my dog first. I'd take a bullet for that fucker.



ideally I would try to go back and save both.

I'd probably be willing to risk drowning to save a kid, but not sure about an adult.
depends on how hot she is


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22461847 - 11/01/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I choose to save the human. They have been in the water the longest and need help first. Dogs do pretty well in the water and he could probably pull himself out or wait a minute until I help the person.

I used to have a sheep dog that would go swimming in lake huron no matter how cold it was. He was in there swimming with icebergs one time.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22461854 - 11/01/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd grab my dog first. He wouldn't help you save him. Get him first for sure.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Patlal]
    #22463420 - 11/01/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Well.... The kid might e the next Hitler... So you know. My dog...




LMFAO. Hitler actually was saved from drowning in an icy river.

:cookiemonster:                                                                                                          :elmo:



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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22463448 - 11/01/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

What if the dog intentionally jumped in to commit suicide?


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Chakatron]
    #22463466 - 11/01/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Stop beating your dog.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Who would you save?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22463568 - 11/01/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I love my dog. My dog almost got shot by cops once. They would've had to shoot me too.


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