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just fucking robbed somebody * 6
    #22456705 - 10/31/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

This new kid on my block has been a real pain in my ass. Ever since medical marijuana had been voted in a long line of carpetbaggers, gappers and shysters have set up pot rings. They grow and sell flagrantly, pissing off everyone who abides.

So this kid moves in, being neighborly I go to say 'wasup'. Before we can get into any conversation he starts bragging about how "I have the connect brah, I've got dabs, I've got pounds, I've got a stack 22 deep".

That last line caught my attention. So I said, "Blanca, you need to lock that shit up (not the money but his mouth) people aren't going to take to kind to your nouveriche attitude". The big words threw him off and he was all, "pfft whatever, I'm buying a house to turn out. Start my own grow."

That explained everything, new guy gets his card and thinks he's going to be El Chapo!! Does he quiet up, no. He keeps talking. Turns out he has no paper work, no card, nothing. He's another asshole abusing my MMJ to profit. I was just going to walk away. Have a modello and chill.

THEN HE PULLS OUT A KNOT OF FOUR THOUSAND. asshole. I could smell it. Hear the fwip of bills being flipped.

I say good day and walk off fuming. Luck happens my way later that week, all his friends come over for a pot party. They're laughing it up, smokin and jokin. I wait until the friends leave. I listen by the door. Nothing.

I walk in the front door and start to look around. Pot everywhere, dabs, wax, bongs, buds , a stack of four thousand dollars on the table and one passed out stoned hippy on a raggedy lay-z-boy. Too easy, I grab the cash and just walk out.

Hours later he is throwing an epic melt. Yelling, screaming, tossing everything in his house. I wonder what he's looking for lol.


Now hes blaming his friends, best part, he cant call the police without explaining everything in his house.

The cost to be the boss son!

I'm off to the scientologists, get a thetan screening and see if I can raise my OT rating.



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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: myc_check1212] * 1
    #22456711 - 10/31/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: TheDrake] * 2
    #22456721 - 10/31/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: myc_check1212] * 2
    #22456723 - 10/31/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If I could report you to the police, I would.
I hope you get locked up and your ass beat.
Stealing money is not a civil response to someone bragging.
You are a huge douche, and should have a scarlet letter
branded on your forehead: A capital T for THIEF.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: TheDrake] * 1
    #22456724 - 10/31/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lol, I wasn' sure when I read the title but I think I woulda robbed that fucker too. Let's just hope he doesn't have a shroomery acct :lol:


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: myc_check1212] * 5
    #22456726 - 10/31/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you'll never become clear unless you can steal another $18,000 from the same guy


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22456730 - 10/31/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

For 4 grand get yourself a A+ hooker :awebig:


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: TheDrake]
    #22456732 - 10/31/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

do u think u will ever regret this when you are older?
idk just seems kind of harsh, like yea u don't like the guys but Is that really a justification to steal from him?


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: desant]
    #22456733 - 10/31/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Or 2 at the same time :crazy2:


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: hex_enduction] * 1
    #22456734 - 10/31/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
Lol, I wasn' sure when I read the title but I think I woulda robbed that fucker too. Let's just hope he doesn't have a shroomery acct :lol:




If you really would, you are a weak minded chimp. I hope some steals from you because they see that you have nice clothes, and they interpret you wearing them as bragging.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Apollyphelion] * 2
    #22456741 - 10/31/15 07:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I also feel like you are posting it here because you need to get it off your chest because deep down u feel guilty.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: ergoticmandala] * 1
    #22456746 - 10/31/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If he really did it, the dude is scum.
Bragging is poor behavior, but the correct civil response is to ignore.
Not become a low class common thief.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22456752 - 10/31/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I really really hope he gets caught. It would be so awesome.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Apollyphelion] * 1
    #22456755 - 10/31/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Pics or it didnt happen.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody *DELETED* [Re: Chakanooga]
    #22456800 - 10/31/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: myc_check1212] * 1
    #22456804 - 10/31/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

it's ok bro, we understand you're 2legit2quit


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22456813 - 10/31/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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you'll never become clear unless you can steal another $18,000 from the same guy




I'll try, but he carries it in a safe under his arm. Like the 'Nuclear Football' of Cold War yester year.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: myc_check1212] * 5
    #22456829 - 10/31/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

LOL at all the butthurt folks in this thread that didn't get the joke.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: myc_check1212]
    #22456833 - 10/31/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It was good until you said something...-3


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22456882 - 10/31/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I really really hope he gets caught. It would be so awesome.



You missed the thread someone else made about getting robbed of 4k


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
    #22456884 - 10/31/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
I really really hope he gets caught. It would be so awesome.



You missed the thread someone else made about getting robbed of 4k




Well, I still believe if someone really did that, for those reasons,
they should be caught.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: myc_check1212]
    #22457021 - 10/31/15 09:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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myc_check1212 said:
This new kid on my block has been a real pain in my ass. Ever since medical marijuana had been voted in a long line of carpetbaggers, gappers and shysters have set up pot rings. They grow and sell flagrantly, pissing off everyone who abides.

So this kid moves in, being neighborly I go to say 'wasup'. Before we can get into any conversation he starts bragging about how "I have the connect brah, I've got dabs, I've got pounds, I've got a stack 22 deep".

That last line caught my attention. So I said, "Blanca, you need to lock that shit up (not the money but his mouth) people aren't going to take to kind to your nouveriche attitude". The big words threw him off and he was all, "pfft whatever, I'm buying a house to turn out. Start my own grow."

That explained everything, new guy gets his card and thinks he's going to be El Chapo!! Does he quiet up, no. He keeps talking. Turns out he has no paper work, no card, nothing. He's another asshole abusing my MMJ to profit. I was just going to walk away. Have a modello and chill.

THEN HE PULLS OUT A KNOT OF FOUR THOUSAND. asshole. I could smell it. Hear the fwip of bills being flipped.

I say good day and walk off fuming. Luck happens my way later that week, all his friends come over for a pot party. They're laughing it up, smokin and jokin. I wait until the friends leave. I listen by the door. Nothing.

I walk in the front door and start to look around. Pot everywhere, dabs, wax, bongs, buds , a stack of four thousand dollars on the table and one passed out stoned hippy on a raggedy lay-z-boy. Too easy, I grab the cash and just walk out.

Hours later he is throwing an epic melt. Yelling, screaming, tossing everything in his house. I wonder what he's looking for lol.


Now hes blaming his friends, best part, he cant call the police without explaining everything in his house.

The cost to be the boss son!

I'm off to the scientologists, get a thetan screening and see if I can raise my OT rating.








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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: myc_check1212]
    #22457031 - 10/31/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Thats a pretty creative story there dude....

But what about the daughter's B-Day of "El Chapo"? You left her out of the whole mess.

Still pretty good *fictional* story. :thumbup:


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22457172 - 10/31/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Thiefs are the scummiest criminals. I think they deserve the worst sentencing. I can't help but feel any other crime MIGHT have a chance to be corrected through therapy and rehabilitation. But stealing is just greed at its worst.


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22457293 - 10/31/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

don't stop at stealing the cash wad, you should also unplug his fridge and drop a fork in his toaster. maybe pour milk into the back part of his toilet, cum in his shampoo, and drew a dick on his sleeping face


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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Salomon]
    #22458873 - 10/31/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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don't stop at stealing the cash wad, you should also unplug his fridge and drop a fork in his toaster. maybe pour milk into the back part of his toilet, cum in his shampoo, and drew a dick on his sleeping face




No, I just wanted the money. When the kids clear and level the gravity of the situation will sink in. Besides, if I fuck up his possessions he wont have anything to move into his "new house".

You can't move on up to the east side with anything less than a downpayment of twenty two thousand.


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