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Apollyphelion
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Registered: 03/15/07
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GetFuckingWierd said:
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Apollyphelion said: I really really hope he gets caught. It would be so awesome.
You missed the thread someone else made about getting robbed of 4k
Well, I still believe if someone really did that, for those reasons, they should be caught.
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ballsalsa
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Registered: 03/11/15
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Loc: Foreign Lands
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myc_check1212 said: This new kid on my block has been a real pain in my ass. Ever since medical marijuana had been voted in a long line of carpetbaggers, gappers and shysters have set up pot rings. They grow and sell flagrantly, pissing off everyone who abides.
So this kid moves in, being neighborly I go to say 'wasup'. Before we can get into any conversation he starts bragging about how "I have the connect brah, I've got dabs, I've got pounds, I've got a stack 22 deep".
That last line caught my attention. So I said, "Blanca, you need to lock that shit up (not the money but his mouth) people aren't going to take to kind to your nouveriche attitude". The big words threw him off and he was all, "pfft whatever, I'm buying a house to turn out. Start my own grow."
That explained everything, new guy gets his card and thinks he's going to be El Chapo!! Does he quiet up, no. He keeps talking. Turns out he has no paper work, no card, nothing. He's another asshole abusing my MMJ to profit. I was just going to walk away. Have a modello and chill.
THEN HE PULLS OUT A KNOT OF FOUR THOUSAND. asshole. I could smell it. Hear the fwip of bills being flipped.
I say good day and walk off fuming. Luck happens my way later that week, all his friends come over for a pot party. They're laughing it up, smokin and jokin. I wait until the friends leave. I listen by the door. Nothing.
I walk in the front door and start to look around. Pot everywhere, dabs, wax, bongs, buds , a stack of four thousand dollars on the table and one passed out stoned hippy on a raggedy lay-z-boy. Too easy, I grab the cash and just walk out.
Hours later he is throwing an epic melt. Yelling, screaming, tossing everything in his house. I wonder what he's looking for lol.
Now hes blaming his friends, best part, he cant call the police without explaining everything in his house.
The cost to be the boss son!
I'm off to the scientologists, get a thetan screening and see if I can raise my OT rating.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Thats a pretty creative story there dude....
But what about the daughter's B-Day of "El Chapo"? You left her out of the whole mess.
Still pretty good *fictional* story.
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Thiefs are the scummiest criminals. I think they deserve the worst sentencing. I can't help but feel any other crime MIGHT have a chance to be corrected through therapy and rehabilitation. But stealing is just greed at its worst.
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Salomon
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don't stop at stealing the cash wad, you should also unplug his fridge and drop a fork in his toaster. maybe pour milk into the back part of his toilet, cum in his shampoo, and drew a dick on his sleeping face
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myc_check1212
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Registered: 05/18/09
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Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Salomon]
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Salomon said: don't stop at stealing the cash wad, you should also unplug his fridge and drop a fork in his toaster. maybe pour milk into the back part of his toilet, cum in his shampoo, and drew a dick on his sleeping face
No, I just wanted the money. When the kids clear and level the gravity of the situation will sink in. Besides, if I fuck up his possessions he wont have anything to move into his "new house".
You can't move on up to the east side with anything less than a downpayment of twenty two thousand.
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