|
myc_check1212
Through Brass


Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 4,545
Loc: Rio Lobo
|
just fucking robbed somebody 6
#22456705 - 10/31/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
This new kid on my block has been a real pain in my ass. Ever since medical marijuana had been voted in a long line of carpetbaggers, gappers and shysters have set up pot rings. They grow and sell flagrantly, pissing off everyone who abides.
So this kid moves in, being neighborly I go to say 'wasup'. Before we can get into any conversation he starts bragging about how "I have the connect brah, I've got dabs, I've got pounds, I've got a stack 22 deep".
That last line caught my attention. So I said, "Blanca, you need to lock that shit up (not the money but his mouth) people aren't going to take to kind to your nouveriche attitude". The big words threw him off and he was all, "pfft whatever, I'm buying a house to turn out. Start my own grow."
That explained everything, new guy gets his card and thinks he's going to be El Chapo!! Does he quiet up, no. He keeps talking. Turns out he has no paper work, no card, nothing. He's another asshole abusing my MMJ to profit. I was just going to walk away. Have a modello and chill.
THEN HE PULLS OUT A KNOT OF FOUR THOUSAND. asshole. I could smell it. Hear the fwip of bills being flipped.
I say good day and walk off fuming. Luck happens my way later that week, all his friends come over for a pot party. They're laughing it up, smokin and jokin. I wait until the friends leave. I listen by the door. Nothing.
I walk in the front door and start to look around. Pot everywhere, dabs, wax, bongs, buds , a stack of four thousand dollars on the table and one passed out stoned hippy on a raggedy lay-z-boy. Too easy, I grab the cash and just walk out.
Hours later he is throwing an epic melt. Yelling, screaming, tossing everything in his house. I wonder what he's looking for lol.
Now hes blaming his friends, best part, he cant call the police without explaining everything in his house.
The cost to be the boss son!
I'm off to the scientologists, get a thetan screening and see if I can raise my OT rating.
Edited by myc_check1212 (10/31/15 09:34 AM)
|
TheDrake



Registered: 06/15/07
Posts: 1,720
|
|
--------------------

|
desant
Pleiadian Revolutionary



Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 7,038
Loc: Aether
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
|
Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: TheDrake] 2
#22456721 - 10/31/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
|
If I could report you to the police, I would. I hope you get locked up and your ass beat. Stealing money is not a civil response to someone bragging. You are a huge douche, and should have a scarlet letter branded on your forehead: A capital T for THIEF.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
hex_enduction
satta massa gana



Registered: 01/26/14
Posts: 12,051
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
|
Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: TheDrake] 1
#22456724 - 10/31/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Lol, I wasn' sure when I read the title but I think I woulda robbed that fucker too. Let's just hope he doesn't have a shroomery acct
--------------------
Connoisseur said: oh ive cried on drugs sunshine said: Tragic. I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
|
you'll never become clear unless you can steal another $18,000 from the same guy
|
desant
Pleiadian Revolutionary



Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 7,038
Loc: Aether
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
|
Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22456730 - 10/31/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
For 4 grand get yourself a A+ hooker
--------------------
|
ergoticmandala



Registered: 06/03/15
Posts: 1,256
Last seen: 4 years, 28 days
|
Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: TheDrake]
#22456732 - 10/31/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
do u think u will ever regret this when you are older? idk just seems kind of harsh, like yea u don't like the guys but Is that really a justification to steal from him?
|
desant
Pleiadian Revolutionary



Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 7,038
Loc: Aether
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
|
Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: desant]
#22456733 - 10/31/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Or 2 at the same time
--------------------
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
|
Quote:
hex_enduction said: Lol, I wasn' sure when I read the title but I think I woulda robbed that fucker too. Let's just hope he doesn't have a shroomery acct 
If you really would, you are a weak minded chimp. I hope some steals from you because they see that you have nice clothes, and they interpret you wearing them as bragging.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
ergoticmandala



Registered: 06/03/15
Posts: 1,256
Last seen: 4 years, 28 days
|
|
I also feel like you are posting it here because you need to get it off your chest because deep down u feel guilty.
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
|
If he really did it, the dude is scum. Bragging is poor behavior, but the correct civil response is to ignore. Not become a low class common thief.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
|
I really really hope he gets caught. It would be so awesome.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
Chakanooga
Always Lmao



Registered: 04/24/15
Posts: 2,710
Loc: Wonderland
|
|
Pics or it didnt happen.
-------------------- Official: Facemelter HyperspaceTraveller NostalgicGamer
|
myc_check1212
Through Brass


Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 4,545
Loc: Rio Lobo
|
Re: just fucking robbed somebody *DELETED* [Re: Chakanooga]
#22456800 - 10/31/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Post deleted by myc_check1212Reason for deletion: ~
|
Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 29 days
|
|
it's ok bro, we understand you're 2legit2quit
-------------------- ©️
|
myc_check1212
Through Brass


Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 4,545
Loc: Rio Lobo
|
Re: just fucking robbed somebody [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#22456813 - 10/31/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: you'll never become clear unless you can steal another $18,000 from the same guy
I'll try, but he carries it in a safe under his arm. Like the 'Nuclear Football' of Cold War yester year.
|
Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop


Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 31,859
Loc: Uranus
|
|
LOL at all the butthurt folks in this thread that didn't get the joke.
--------------------
|
shadyy
aHhahhHA


Registered: 09/08/08
Posts: 21,330
Loc: winchestertonfieldville i...
|
|
It was good until you said something...-3
--------------------
ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
|
JonBongGroovy


Registered: 01/23/15
Posts: 2,873
Loc: Hawaii
|
|
Quote:
Apollyphelion said: I really really hope he gets caught. It would be so awesome.
You missed the thread someone else made about getting robbed of 4k
--------------------
|
|